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| Who is your early favorite for League MVP? |
| Atomic Rat 'Rats on Parade' Storm Vermin |
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16% |
[ 2 ] |
| Hilihar 'Defenders of the fork' Blitzer |
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25% |
[ 3 ] |
| Jimie Hendrix 'Pop Goes the World' Goblin |
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33% |
[ 4 ] |
| Thomas Røll Larsen 'Danmark' Blitzer |
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16% |
[ 2 ] |
| Norfolk 'Dollar Diplomacy' Thrower |
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8% |
[ 1 ] |
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| Total Votes : 12 |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 15, 2004 - 05:11 |
 
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“Good Evening Sports Fans! Rent Brockman here with the third instalment of EMU TV! The season is almost over, and what a season it has been. Tonight we are going to show you the current nominees for the end of Season EMU Awards and also Spawn Splatten will be on hand to talk about his nominations for the Spawn Splatten All-Star EMU Team.”
“Before we begin this discussion it is important to point out that there are still two weeks left in the season and the players discussed are the current favourites for each award. If a team or player makes a remarkable charge up the standings in the next weeks these nominees could change”
League MVP
”The Most Valuable Player award is the single most prestigious prize that the EMU awards to individual players. The MVP award will be presented to the dominant player on one of the teams contending for the championship. The MVP embodies all the traits and characteristics that EMU represents: Skill, Strength and a burning hatred of all things elven. The nominees are:
Atomic Rat 'Rats on Parade' Storm Vermin
Hilihar 'Defenders of the fork' Blitzer
Jimie Hendrix 'Pop Goes the World' Goblin
Thomas Røll Larsen 'Danmark' Blitzer
Norfolk 'Dollar Diplomacy' Thrower
Con Smack Trophy
The Con Smack Trophy is given to the dirtiest of the dirty players in EMU. Winning this dubious prize requires a complete lack of morality, mercy, social conscience, good taste and breeding. The nominees are:
Jimie Hendrix 'Pop Goes the World' Goblin
Heag 'Defenders of the fork' Lineman
Jan Heintze 'Danmark' Lineman
Oregon 'Dollar Diplomacy' Linewoman
Lynch Lobotomy Trophy
The Lynch Lobotomy Trophy is the MVP award for “Big Guys”. To the horde of Trolls, Ogres, Treemen, Rat Ogres and Minotaurs winning this award is the pinnacle of their professional careers (well, as long as you discount eating another player on pitch). The nominees are:
Roger Rat 'Rats on Parade' Rat Ogre
16 Tons 'Pop Goes the World' Troll
Thomas Rytter 'Danmark' Troll
Fighter '8-Bit Theater' Ogre
”For our final segment of the evening let me send things over to Spawn Splatten who is with us in studio tonight. Spawn, let’s not keep the viewers waiting as everyone wants to know who your all star nominees are!”
*The camera pans over to Spawn Splatten, a large lumpy looking ogre with a gap toothed grin wearing an ill-fitting suit. The ogre crams a donut into his mouth and begins talking with his mouth full*
“Well Rent *mumble mumble*, I’m happy to announce to the nominees for this years All Splatten EMU All-Star Team. You, the viewers at home will be able to vote for your favourite 14 EMU players. The team breakdown will be as follows: 4 Blitzers, 4 Catchers, 2 Throwers, 2 Big Guys and 4 Linemen. It should be known that 6 of the positions will be awarded to one player on each of the six top teams as of next weekend. The top six coaches will inform me of their choice of team representative and I will name them too the team.”
“Ah well, enough talk, let’s see who I picked to contend for positions on the
All Splatten team:
Blitzers (4)
Atomic Rat 'Rats on Parade' Storm Vermin
Hilihar 'Defenders of the fork' Blitzer
Thomas Røll Larsen 'Danmark' Blitzer
Henning Enoksen 'Danmark' Blitzer
Rrosm Elfbreaker 'Three Feet Over Six Feet Under' Blitzer
Raveena 'Bollywood Starlets' Blitzer
Cocopuffs 'orkaForka!' Blitzer
Medb 'BornOutOfWedlockof Balor' Wight
Catchers (4)
Running Rat 'Rats on Parade' Gutter Runner
Bing Crosby 'Pop Goes the World' Goblin
Leptospira 'Revulsion' Gutter Runner
Nick Carter 'World's Scariest Stars' Ghoul
Scamp 'Mezir made me do it' Gutter Runner
Altamaha 'Dollar Diplomacy' Catcher
Heterakis 'Revulsion' Gutter Runner
Power Rat 'Rats on Parade' Gutter Runner
Throwers (2)
Norfolk 'Dollar Diplomacy' Thrower
Tjaina 'Tremble Before Me' Runner
Fround Klit 'Witch Hunters' Thrower
Eartheater 'Gothenburg Blights' Thrower
Big Guys (2)
Roger Rat 'Rats on Parade' Rat Ogre
16 Tons 'Pop Goes the World' Troll
Thomas Rytter 'Danmark' Troll
Fighter '8-Bit Theater' Ogre
Linemen (4)
Alared 'Defenders of the fork Lineman
Jimie Hendrix 'Pop Goes the World' Goblin
Massachusetts 'Dollar Diplomacy' Linewoman
Had Darkmountain 'Three Feet Over Six Feet Under' Longbeard
Cryptosporidium Parvum 'Revulsion' Lineman
Red Mage '8-Bit Theater' Halfling
Sharpsie Teths 'Warped Rodents' Lineman
Pagan Leadpants 'Cooky Crumblers' Halfling
Urgoth '-!DooM!-' Beastman
Don McDon 'MoMMY!!' Lineman
“As you’ll notice, all the players selected are from the Top 20 EMU teams. Obviosly, since this is the “EMU” all-star team, the teams that have contributed the most this season have more players nominated. If you feel there is anyone missing from this list who should be considered drop the commish a line by next Friday. Back to you Rent!”
*Camera pans back to Rent Brockman. Rent shoes away his hair stylist and goes into the wrap up*
“Thanks Spawn! Voting for all the awards and the all-star team will begin next Saturday. If you wish to nominate a player for any award contact the EMU commishioners office and they will consider your request. So until next week, this is Rent Brockman at ESBBN sports new signing off. See ya next week!”
-As always feel free to comment, critique, contribute etc... |
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DrDrink
Joined: Jan 25, 2004
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| Posted:
Feb 15, 2004 - 05:44 |
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My vote is for Hilihar of 'Defenders of the fork cause that team killed 2 of my elves. Of course, I also returned the favor.
On a side note, I've played 2 of the teams with players up for consideration and I've noticed that the EMU members I've played were more fun to play than most of the non-EMU players I've played. |
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Chickenbrain
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 15, 2004 - 15:42 |
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Boooo.. Why is Helium not on that Big Guy list? |
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kjwise
Joined: Jan 14, 2004
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Feb 15, 2004 - 16:22 |
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Fluffy the Mascot can be be mascot!
That stupid troll ain't good for anything else!
1 cas in 3 games! ARGH  |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 15, 2004 - 18:07 |
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| Chickenbrain wrote: | | Boooo.. Why is Helium not on that Big Guy list? |
Gimme the player link and I'll take a look at him.
Happy Hunting! |
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skeletor
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 15, 2004 - 18:59 |
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I have a littel strange request, Bunny cant you take Heag off the Con Smack Trophy list, he have not earned the right to be ther. Im the leader of the pack, and i have told him 14365 times to be mean as hell, but he keep on refusing. Latly i have forced him to drink 1 gallon of elf blood a day but it dosent help, he is just a nice guy to the bone, even found a teddybear under he´s bed  |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 15, 2004 - 19:03 |
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Heh, we'll leave him there until a new big guy emerges then... just give him some mean pills and let the voters decide next week |
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skeletor
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 15, 2004 - 19:06 |
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DrDrink, i sure remember that match not pretty at all, my regarts to the guy that was cleaning the field we played ther |
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Zsarts
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 18, 2004 - 02:19 |
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Hilihar is growing old! Can't have such an old niggler become league MVP
Thomas Røll Larsen seems to be a popular guy - 8 MVPs already. Not aged a bit but maybe he didn't gain all his cas's from elves! didn't he cas a lizard once, a skaven out of hunting season, an orc, a norse you name it 
True Atomic Rat cas'ed an other skaven once but that was just to put him back into place, pull rank, make an example of him you name it!
Atomic Rat is a mean elf killer teached in the old ways of elf killing by grandmaster Rat King who made 23 CAS's in 20 games! But now he has walked in his shadow for long enough. It's time for him to kill some elves - if just any of those sissy elves would play the Rats - then he for sure will show that he is the true elf mangler of this league!
Regards
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