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wizkid



Joined: Mar 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 09:22 Reply with quote Back to top

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=gamesworkshop&def=halfling&a=S

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wizkid



Joined: Mar 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 09:28 Reply with quote Back to top

jesus kicks the devils ass with water attack:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=jesus&def=devil&a=S

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xen7ric



Joined: Jan 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 14:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Errm, the devil is a giant squid that dissolves in water?? Now that's an evolutionary dead end Neutral !
mstrchef13



Joined: Dec 11, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 15:04 Reply with quote Back to top

Just what the hell is this, anyway???
Laviak



Joined: Jul 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 15:08 Reply with quote Back to top

funny is what it is! Very Happy

Did you know ...
mstrchef13 is a Tiny Mecha-Bee that eats Rocks, was Found beneath the Ice at the South Pole, has a Toughened Steel Skeleton, and enjoys Climbing Buildings.
Karhumies



Joined: Oct 17, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 19:27 Reply with quote Back to top

Giant Battle Monsters

dragon Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 7

Karhumies is a Giant Dragon that fires Rockets, has Prehensile Eyes and Webbed Feet, is Sensitive to Noise, and can Leap Great Distances.

fumbbl is a Tiny Squid that has a mean Left Hook, and is in League with Dark Forces and Covered in Spines.

When defending against Karhumies:-

Strength: 3
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 11


Karhumies wins!

Fear me. Smile
Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 19:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Darkwolf is a Giant Blob that can turn Invisible, and Tunnels Underground

Macavity is a Giant Dragon that Fears Nothing, Hovers Eerily, has Huge, Sharp Claws, can Change Shape, and lives beneath New York.


Macavity wins!


A premonition of our football teams next year? Ooooh Yeah!


Edit::: Actually, it seems whoever attacks loses...

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DonKosak



Joined: Apr 06, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 19:35 Reply with quote Back to top

I'm afraid DonKosak takes the prize as the most sad and useless monster ever seen:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=DonKosak&def=a+niggled+snotling&a=S

Strength: 1
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 1

...well at least he drinks human blood and is able to regenerate when destroyed by for instance a niggled snotling... Shocked
Karhumies



Joined: Oct 17, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 21:55 Reply with quote Back to top

Nuffle vs FUMBBL

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Nuffle&def=FUMBBL&a=S

Nuffle wins!

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Gritter



Joined: Jun 29, 2006

Post   Posted: Aug 08, 2012 - 17:08 Reply with quote Back to top

Gritter vs the interweb

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Gritter&def=the+interweb&a=S

Gritter is a Tiny Blob that eats Metal, breathes Poisonous Gas, Hovers Eerily, has Acid for Blood, and can Leap Great Distances.

the interweb is a Giant Mecha-Robot that Glows in the Dark, was Created by a Radioactive Accident, emits Ultrasonic Screams, can Leap Great Distances, and is Covered in Spines and in League with Dark Forces.

THE INTERWEB WINS! Evil or Very Mad
KenThis



Joined: Jun 28, 2007

Post   Posted: Aug 08, 2012 - 17:18 Reply with quote Back to top

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=KenThis&def=Everybody&a=I

I always knew I was smarter than the average bear
DatMonsta



Joined: May 27, 2009

Post   Posted: Aug 08, 2012 - 17:38 Reply with quote Back to top

ClawPomb vs DatMonsta
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=ClawPomb&def=DatMonsta&a=S

ClawPomb is a Human-Sized Lizard that kidnaps Blonde Women, has Enormous Tusks, carries a Flamethrower, and can Fly.

DatMonsta is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that breathes Ice Vapour, Stomps Around a Lot, is Undead and Susceptible to Electrical Damage, and picks up Cars and Throws Them.

It's a tie! (At least when it uses Strength... why am i dumb and unagile as f**k?)
jamesfarrell129



Joined: Dec 23, 2009

Post   Posted: Aug 09, 2012 - 14:31 Reply with quote Back to top

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=clawpomb&def=fend&a=S

clawpomb is a Human-Sized Lizard that kidnaps Blonde Women, has Enormous Tusks, carries a Flamethrower, and can Fly.

fend is a Giant Blob that Hovers Eerily, has a Single Giant Eye, moves at Great Speed, and picks up Cars and Throws Them.

fend wins!

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JimmyFantastic



Joined: Feb 06, 2007

Post   Posted: Aug 10, 2012 - 23:14 Reply with quote Back to top

I like this one! Chuck vs Bloodbowl

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