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What are our options?
retire all collar bones!
42%
 42%  [ 3 ]
retire the team...elves suck!
14%
 14%  [ 1 ]
Try some Rhubarb pie
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Try some Saskatoon berry pie
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
play some Dwarves/CPOMB Chaos for 5 or so matches
28%
 28%  [ 2 ]
quest for some Unicorn milk...that should help.
14%
 14%  [ 1 ]
Head down to Nurgle King for a change
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Total Votes : 7


Rbthma



Joined: Jan 14, 2009

Post   Posted: Aug 13, 2015 - 19:33 Reply with quote Back to top

The Howling Shadows have suffered a spate of horrific injuries lately, smashing 4 collar bones in the last 26 matches. Every player affected had the guard skill (Myruil gained it in the post match) which made it strange, but the coach allowed them to keep playing out of compassion as he himself had suffered the same injury!

Most of the players have been suprisingly durable, though Darallaan met his demise failing a dodge. Opponents have been blitzing these players to no avail recently which has allowed other players to flourish.

This has caused some discussion amongst management about their diet - perhaps eating way-bread & berries isn't conducive to strong bones? Most of the team is exclusively vegetarian & some players have many restrictions on their diet which makes it challenging.

The management are looking into hiring a Halfling sous-chef (assistant coach) to help.

Any thoughts there coaches Smile
ErobererZim



Joined: Dec 19, 2009

Post   Posted: Aug 13, 2015 - 19:57 Reply with quote Back to top

retire the -STR Guys and your -AV Lino the rest will win you the Games aswell. And your TV Drops alot of too, so far easyer Opponents.
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