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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Dec 17, 2016 - 00:04 Reply with quote Back to top

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DIBBL Awards

Having completed our sixth season the Deserted Isles Blood Bowl Leeg has entirely of its own accord decided to ditch its forged SWL trophies for something a little more home grown. Please add to your DIBBL team and player bios.

The Cup
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The ultimate prize for success on the Isles, this trophy has a similar relative in a parallel universe which has not left these shores for 13 years!

The Fish
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For the runner up in the final. An award to say, well done mate, just not quite good enough. Better luck next season.

The Ring
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A prize presented to every player on the winning team who made it onto the field in the final. MNG for the big event but still made a big contribution to the team's season's success? Tough titties. Hold a grudge against the team/coach/player that made you miss the final.

The Fern
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For the player with most SPP earned in the regular season (excluding MVPs)

The Ball
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For the player with most touchdowns scored in the regular season

The Cosh
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For the player with most casualties inflicted in the regular season

The Hook
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For the player with most completions in the regular season

The Butt
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For the player with most blocks in the regular season

The Tiki
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For the player with most turns in the regular season

The Boot
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For the player with most fouls in the regular season

The Hen
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For the player with most rushing yards in the regular season

The Buzzybee
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For the player with most passing yards in the regular season

The Muss
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For the player with best blocks/cas in the regular season (min 3 cas)

The Seagull
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For the player with highest pass yards per completion in the regular season (min 3 cp)

And because we like a bit of variety. The materials used for the player awards will vary each season:

Season 1: Onyx (All Black)
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Season 2: Pounamu
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Season 3: Rimu
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Season 4: Paua
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Season 5: Kauri Gum
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Season 6: Gold
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Season 7: Opal
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Season 8: Beer Bottle Glass
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Season 9: Keg Iron
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Last edited by ramchop on Oct 03, 2017 - 11:37; edited 3 times in total
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Mar 23, 2017 - 09:13 Reply with quote Back to top

DIBBL Season 7 Awards

During the great Counterfeit Twahnlow fiasco, SWL administraton were impressed enough with DIBBL's rapid recall of their awards that they gifted a block of precious Opal for a new set of trophies. I think our West Island cousins were perhaps expecting a return of the counterfeit Twahnlows, and not as it turned out, for them to be melted down for the DIBBL S6 awards. Anyway, since we have this nice block of Opal, let's make the S7 awards out of them :)

Champion

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Runner-up:
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The Fern
ImageImage striatum (Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink) 27 SPP

The Ball
ImageImage striatum (Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink) 9 TD

The Cosh
ImageImage greyii (Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink) & Image Lump (Back Alley Burglars) 8 Cas

The Hook
ImageImage Flint Burrows (Ashenhall Owls) 14 Cps

The Butt
ImageImage Lump (Back Alley Burglars) 67 Blocks

The Tiki
ImageImageImageLump & Murgatroid (Back Alley Burglars) & ImageImage granulatus & pogona barbatus (Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink) 98 Turns

The Boot
ImageImage Swib Swab (Back Alley Burglars) 22 Fouls


The Hen
ImageImage striatum (Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink) 176 Rush yards

The Buzzybee
ImageImage Larissa Muir (Otago Spirit) 70 Pass yards

The Muss
ImageImage granulatus (Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink) 6.0 Blocks/Cas

The Seagull
ImageImage Larissa Muir (Otago Spirit) 7.8 Pass/Cp

DIBBL Season 7: Team Achievements
Stars (115) Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink
Touchdowns (14) Injury Time!!!
Casualties (26) Back Alley Burglars
Rushing Yards (233) Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink
Completions (25) Ashenhall Owls
Fouls (38) Back Alley Burglars
Blocks (278) Haman's Hammers
Passing Yards (82) Otago Spirit
Blocks/Cas (9.9) Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink
Yards per Pass (7.5) Otago Spirit
Kills (5) Kendo Killers
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 11, 2017 - 11:05 Reply with quote Back to top

DIBBL Season 8 Awards

After selling off excess gold and opal from the Season 6 and 7 awards, DIBBL admin was flush with cash. However, before embarking on a shopping expedition to procure some fantastic precious metal or stone for the Season 8 Awards, they decided a little celebration was in order. A modest barbeque on a pristine black sand west coastal beach, turned into something... Epic.
By the end of it there was no money, there was no precious metal nor stone. What to do? Scanning the detritus of the epic party, things seemed a tad hopeless. Until a glint of sunshine reflected off of a Lion Brown bottle half sunk into moist sand. It was a beautiful sight. And so the Season 8 awards were born, fashioned from recycled brown glass.

Champion

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Runner-up:
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The Fern
ImageImage Blaze Argenthorn (Ashenhall Owls) 39 SPP

The Ball
ImageImage Blaze Argenthorn (Ashenhall Owls) 13 TD

The Cosh
ImageImage greyii (Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink) & Image Minsc (Injury Time!!!) & Image Trail Runner (Squishy and Breakable) & Image Uriah Crapper (Downstairs Operation) & Image Wighty Tighty (Nekro Dance Party') 9 Cas

The Hook
ImageImage Red Cedarleaf (Ashenhall Owls) 14 Cps

The Butt
ImageImage Murgatroid (Back Alley Burglars) 77 Blocks

The Tiki
ImageImage Hulking Hauraki (Hauraki Horrors) 116 Turns

The Boot
ImageImage Georgina McCullough (Otago Spirit) 21 Fouls

The Hen
ImageImage Chop (Back Alley Burglars) 177 Rush yards

The Buzzybee
ImageImage Red Cedarleaf (Ashenhall Owls) 128 Pass yards

The Muss
ImageImage Wighty Tighty (Nekro Dance Party') 4.9 Blocks/Cas

The Seagull
ImageImage Red Cedarleaf (Ashenhall Owls) 9.1 Pass/Cp

DIBBL Season 8: Team Achievements
Stars (167spp) Injury Time!!!
Touchdowns (23) Injury Time!!!
Casualties (26) Mootland Fryers
Rushing Yards (334) Squishy and Breakable
Completions (29) Injury Time!!!
Fouls (48) Back Alley Burglars
Blocks (365) Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink
Passing Yards (155) Ashenhall Owls
Blocks/Cas (10.0) Mootland Fryers
Yards per Pass (7.8) Ashenhall Owls
Kills (3) Downstairs Operation, Hauraki Horrors and Mootland Fryers


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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 11, 2017 - 11:09 Reply with quote Back to top

Crikey! 5 tied for most Cas. Previously, with multiple winners (e.g. 4 Ogres tied for the Tiki in Season 6), awards have been given to all, but not listed on the group page.

So the same goes with those five cas causers from this season. Take your badge and decorate your bios.

However, from next season, tie breaker will be post season games.
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Oct 03, 2017 - 10:38 Reply with quote Back to top

DIBBL Season 9 Awards

The end of Season 8 party on the west coast black sands continued on and on. A new season started and ended and the group of reveling DIBBL administrators hardly even noticed. Eventually a group of players showed up wanting Season 9 awards. Well there was no budget for that. But they insisted, so the admin relented.

What could the make their awards out of this season? There was certainly no money to buy any. One admin scanned the shores for trinkets, saw nothing, but had a bright idea. They'd smelt iron out of the black sands! Sadly their smelting abilities were even worse than their league management skills. So they made them out of empty kegs.

Champion

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Runner-up:
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The Fern
ImageImage Blaze Argenthorn (Ashenhall Owls) 40 SPP

The Ball
ImageImage Blaze Argenthorn (Ashenhall Owls) 13 TD

The Cosh
ImageImage Hulking Hauraki (Hauraki Horrors) 7 Cas

The Hook
ImageImage Viconia (Injury Time!!!) 16 Cps

The Butt
ImageImage Mats Tremmel (Talabheim Timelords) 79 Blocks

The Tiki
ImageImage Branwen (Injury Time!!!) 116 Turns

The Boot
ImageImage Brain Oooze (Nekro Dance Party') 21 Fouls

The Hen
ImageImage Blaze Argenthorn (Ashenhall Owls) 166 Rush yards

The Buzzybee
ImageImage Viconia (Injury Time!!!) 78 Pass yards

The Muss
ImageImage Vincent Throg'n'Meier (Talabheim Timelords) 4.3 Blocks/Cas

The Seagull
ImageImage Russell Willowson (Ashenhall Owls) 5.6 Pass/Cp

DIBBL Season 9: Team Achievements
Stars (144spp) Injury Time!!!
Touchdowns (22) Injury Time!!!
Casualties (31) Temporary Placeholder
Rushing Yards (278) Temporary Placeholder
Completions (27) Injury Time!!!
Fouls (49) pdarbs wild host
Blocks (412) Bumperz
Passing Yards (103) Injury Time!!!
Blocks/Cas (12.38) Temporary Placeholder
Yards per Pass (4.9) Otago Spirit
Kills (3) Temporary Placeholder, Pitch Slap and Waitomo Wanderers
tussock



Joined: May 29, 2011

Post   Posted: Oct 03, 2017 - 12:11 Reply with quote Back to top

Is a chocolate fish worth a dead winger? Is a chocolate fish worth a dead lock? Is a chocolate fish worth a niggle on the greatest first five the ... uh, the Otago Spirit has ever produced? That was brutal! Those little short men and their grabby hands, not sporting at all with the fouling and the referee taking all those bribes, not kind with the tripping up of poor dodging ladies team. With the blitz receive, unsporting. With the rain when five of us were trying to play catch up, what was that? Those girls weren't just knocked out, they didn't come back all game, that was brutality.

Supposed to be what we do to teams, they're the monsters, we're the proper rugby team just trying to make do with all the new rules. This is going on the list, those monstrous little men, filth. We will not forget this. Chocolate fish is better than the cup anyway.

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