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Joined: Nov 22, 2006

Post   Posted: Jan 22, 2019 - 09:29 Reply with quote Back to top

ImageInjury Forces Retirement

Speaking after his first game coming back from injury Dieter Schneider, Dieter announced that he will be retiring effective immediately, citing ongoing concussion issues. This was Dieter's first season, and was showing a strong blocking game in the first game, before he got injured in the second game.

"It's with reluctance that I've had to give up the game i love, but following consultation, I believe its the right call.
The Scorpions have a strong squad, and should still look good for the next leg of the tour."

Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jan 23, 2019 - 09:03
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23/01/19 9:00pm

How do use this f#$king thing? Kosmo! Bastard f$%king cheating northern scum! Did you see that s%$t? F#$KING BULLS%$T. We are going back to Tilea. You cheating f#$kfaces want to play us in the finals. You come to Tilea see.

#Mila #F#$K #<spit><spit><spit><spit><spit>


Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Jan 23, 2019 - 10:48
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Three Sheets to the Wind
Marienburg Uni Free Press.. only 3 pfennig

Diavoli Player Found Mutilated in Hotel room

Daniello "Hutch" Ieraci - Lineman for Tilea Diavoli

Recent Tilea signing Daniello Ieraci is recovering in Marienburg University Hospital. It is believed he was found naked hanging upside down in the shower cubicle of his hotel room. Though the hotel has refused official comment, a description of the scene was relayed to us by a member of staff. Mr Ieraci, from Luccini, had the words "Northern Scum" scrawled on his chest in squid ink. His mouth was gagged, and a herring stuffed into it. An assortment of shellfish inexplicitly was scattered upon the floor of the shower. And his genitalia had been removed.

The Diavoli squad seems to have left the hotel in haste back to Tilea. The reasons for the attack are unknown, but it is believed to be related to his appallingly bad debut for the team. Some suspect sabotage. Even if this is true, it is doubtful that all the bribes in Marienburg could pay to repair the damage done to poor Daniello.

Joined: Apr 23, 2016

Post   Posted: Feb 05, 2019 - 23:04 Reply with quote Back to top


It's finals time in CBBA!

In the Ribbon final we have the Manticores vs The Clippers, arguably two of the best teams ever to be duking it out for the Ribbon. Both sets of fans would prefer to be going for the big one, but I'm sure they will want to bring some silverware home.

And the big one.

The Bulls vs The Scorpions.

The Bulls have an extraordinarily strong team and an extraordinarily strong player in Ogre, Glogrian Kullermann. Some say he's only been given a scholarship for the past three seasons due to his blood bowling prowess, and those some are probably right.

Player to watch: New Blitzer, Folke Kammerer.

The Scorpions players are much less experienced, but they still have some talent. They are a little bit faster than their opposition, which could prove to be crucial on the 7s pitch.

Player to watch: Expert tackler and Touch Down scorer Stefan Friedrich.

Prediction : Bulls 2 - 1 Scorpions
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