| Poll |
| Would you join a NCAA-themed League? |
| Yes, yes I would. |
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42% |
[ 190 ] |
| No, I doubt it. |
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11% |
[ 50 ] |
| I don't know what the NCAA is. |
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26% |
[ 118 ] |
| I don't join leagues. |
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2% |
[ 13 ] |
| I dropped the soap. |
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4% |
[ 21 ] |
| Pie! |
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11% |
[ 49 ] |
| Other? |
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0% |
[ 4 ] |
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| Total Votes : 445 |
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Smeat
Joined: Nov 19, 2006
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May 09, 2013 - 07:51 |
 
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Not any of your own, but "some" - yep, I have that same sort of feeling all the time!
Last season I won my first game in non-AQ, then went 0-4-3, so I'm already doin' better! Go Aggroes! |
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Smeat
Joined: Nov 19, 2006
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May 10, 2013 - 22:04 |
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Heya, sports fans! Howie Duyn here! Got the preliminary NCBB out-of-conference report for ya...
With the pre-in-conference series of three OoC games all but completed, many teams performed notably, and some newcomers to the AQ conferences had some nice upsets over veteran teams, but only three team shone - and the brightest by far of those not only has the only 3-0-0 record, but won all three of their games by no-contest 2-0 shutouts, and that's the Ohio State Drunk Guys!
Facing the blodge-hell of Amazons, the balanced run-passing game of Humans, and then the mixed strength and speed of Lizards, the bone-crunching Norser attack was led by MA 8 multi-threat Eddie George, +stat monster quarterback Craig Krenzel and a collection of eager frenziers. The Drunks found themselves in a couple tight spots but always seemed to have the coaching or player tools to get them out again. The ball bounced their way more than once, no doubt (especially vs. the Golden 'Stashes!), but with the exception of one very lone, very desperate, and very short-lived skink, no team so much as got the ball across midfield against them, and Ohio State demonstrated great luxury to choose which player made their last score in each game.
This long time veteran enters conference play with a mere 1470 fighting weight, but promises to share headaches for all contenders - if the ball keeps bouncing their way, these drunks may be the team to beat!
Tripled up as close seconds to this team, with the only OoC 2-1-0 records, are Fresno State, in only their 2nd year out of non-AQ, and Notre Dame and Tennessee, both fresh out of non-AQ. The first two teams* faced and beat past-bowl-winners, so altho' those two team have yet to have a winning season, these are good signs of things to come for all three, in a season of few teams with many good signs to boast of so far.
(* Tennessee excelled in non-AQ last year, but data on "bowl winners" is unavailable as of this posting deadline.)
Go Fuzzled Irish, Go Red Wave, Go Volunteered!
Lastly, this reporter wants to give a special nod to what (barring something insane in the remaining two unplayed games) was certainly the highest scoring game of this series, a surprisingly brutal 3-3 shootout between veteran teams Vampirebilt and Oregon that could easily have seen even more scoring. Both teams are 1-2-0 - if either can solve the defense half of the game, they could easily be bowl-bound.
And as a dark footnote, and speaking of "few good signs", the soft-spot in this newscaster's heart started off again as a soft-spot in the schedule, as Texas A&M dropped 2 of their 3 games, squeaking out a 1-0 win after two jaw-dropping routs (0-3 & 1-4). It's damning with faint praise to say they've already won as many as they did last season, so let's just say they better patch the leaks in their offensive and defensive line, or hope that elf-dice roll their way this season, or they'll stay where they are now and were last season, in the basement, where no self-respecting Delf wants to be.
So, on that dark note, signing off for now - until next time - Howie Duyn! |
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(...and what exactly do you think they do with all those dead players?...)
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Jumboparagon
Joined: Aug 19, 2009
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| Posted:
May 10, 2013 - 22:26 |
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what kind of backwoods Fox news report was that?!? get your facts straight Howie... Tennessee also went 2-1-0!
/me changes the channel |
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Smeat
Joined: Nov 19, 2006
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May 11, 2013 - 01:10 |
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Well, that's not what I remember from the Tourney page this morning - but it's gone now, so we'll never know.
(But Howie hits the black lotus pretty hard sometimes, so... yeah... but I'll take care of it.) |
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ex-convict
Joined: Jun 28, 2005
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| Posted:
May 11, 2013 - 01:43 |
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This was the tournament for the first three weeks of the season.
Likewise, the group page is currently up-to-date for the BCS teams; I'll try to update it every week. |
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Part of the NCBB and the NBFL.
Don't drop the soap. |
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Smeat
Joined: Nov 19, 2006
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May 11, 2013 - 01:56 |
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Aha! Thanks! - Tennesse was indeed 2-1-0, but ranked "8th" by points, buried so far down I - er - Howie didn't even notice them.
But they've been added now (such as they are, hmmmph.)
;D |
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gamelsetlmatch
Joined: Mar 05, 2013
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May 27, 2013 - 15:23 |
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I would like to take a shot at some predictions for the 6th round in the newbie conferences.
Two games already played:
Maryland Terrapins beat the Slaughterville Seawolves 1-0
BYU Boys beat the Navy Midskeletonmen 2-1
Predictions:
Washing-a-ton Huskies vs Wisconsin Honeygrues
>>HoneyGrues to win 2-0
Gardner-webb Blitzing Bulldogs vs Eastern WA Nordic Eagles
>>Eagles to win 2-1
Bowling Green Ratbirds vs Slam Diego State Smacktecs
>>Smacktecs and Ratbirds tie 2-2
Army Blood Knights vs We Were Air Force
>>Air force steal a win 1-0
•Butler Bullfrogs• vs Oklahoma Rat-ers
>>Rat-ers to win 2-1 |
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gamelsetlmatch
Joined: Mar 05, 2013
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May 27, 2013 - 15:58 |
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Not knowing much about the Seasoned vet conferences, I will still attempt to make some predictions..
~~NCBB S16 Big Beast Conference Play~~
RD 3:
Ohio State Drunkguys vs California Golden Lizards
>>Drunkguys to win 3-1
RD 4:
Ohio State Drunkguys vs Florida Rotting Gators
>>Drunkguys to win 1-0
RD 5:
Univercity of Hawaii vs Ohio State Drunkguys
>>Hawaii to win 2-0
Florida Rotting Gators vs Kansas Elvenhawks
>>teams to tie 1-1
California Golden Lizards vs South Florida Cockroaches
>>Lizards win 2-1
~~NCBB S16 Smack 7 Conference Play~~
RD 3:
U.Con. Huskies vs Texas S n' M Aggroes
>>Huskies to win 2-1
RD 4:
U.Con. Huskies vs Missouri Two-Hand-Touch Tigers
>>teams to tie 2-2
Texas S n' M Aggroes vs Notre Dame Fuzzled Irish
>>Irish to win 1-0
RD 5:
U.Con. Huskies vs Vampirebilt Commonthralls
>>Huskies to win 2-0
Tennessee Volunteered vs Missouri Two-Hand-Touch Tigers
>>Tigers to win 2-1
Arizona Girls Gone Wildcats vs Texas S n' M Aggroes
>>Wildcats to win 2-1
~~NCBB S16 FBC Conference Play~~
RD 2:
Oregon State Bereavers vs Nippon U Triumphant Lions
>>teams tie 1-1
Clemson Terrors vs HSU Jacks
>>Terors win 2-1
RD 3:
Kent State Golden 'Stashes vs UCLA Brusiers
>>Bruisers to win 2-0
Oregon State Bereavers vs Clemson Terrors
>>Bereavers to win 2-1
Nippon U Triumphant Lions vs HSU Jacks
>>Jacks to win 2-1
RD 4:
Kent State Golden 'Stashes vs Nippon U Triumphant Lions
>>Lions to win 1-0
Oregon State Bereavers vs Oregon Waterfoul
>>Waterfoul to win 2-1
UCLA Brusiers vs HSU Jacks
>>Teams to tie 1-1
RD 5:
Kent State Golden 'Stashes vs Oregon State Bereavers
>>Bereavers to win 3-1
Oregon Waterfoul vs Nippon U Triumphant Lions
>>Waterfoul to win 3-1
Clemson Terrors vs UCLA Brusiers
>>Teams to tie 1-1 |
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Lorebass
Joined: Jun 25, 2010
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Ouch, while Nippon agrees with most of the predictions... it still hurts. |
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gamelsetlmatch
Joined: Mar 05, 2013
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| Posted:
May 27, 2013 - 16:17 |
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these predictions are totally unbias cause i really dont know much about your teams so i had to browse through the skills each team had and then consider the games they previously played and decide how the casualties might affect the teams next game so on and so on...
Even if I only get half the results correct, It was still fun to try my hand on some game selections and maybe even put a fire under some teams butt to mae the prediction wrong!
LIVE, EAT, PLAY...NCBB! |
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“In our play we reveal what kind of people we are.” |
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Jeffro
Joined: Jan 22, 2009
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| Posted:
May 27, 2013 - 17:39 |
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gamelsetlmatch
Joined: Mar 05, 2013
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| Posted:
May 27, 2013 - 18:10 |
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licker
Joined: Jul 10, 2009
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May 27, 2013 - 18:18 |
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The Girls gone Wildcat remind you that this is how they tug your rope. |
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Smeat
Joined: Nov 19, 2006
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| Posted:
May 28, 2013 - 01:26 |
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For those students who think they don't have enough time to both party and go to a museum.  |
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(...and what exactly do you think they do with all those dead players?...) |
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Smeat
Joined: Nov 19, 2006
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| Posted:
May 29, 2013 - 20:30 |
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| gamelsetlmatch wrote: | Not knowing much about the Seasoned vet conferences, I will still attempt to make some predictions..
~~NCBB S16 Smack 7 Conference Play~~
U.Con. Huskies vs Texas S n' M Aggroes
>>Huskies to win 2-1
Texas S n' M Aggroes vs Notre Dame Fuzzled Irish
>>Irish to win 1-0
Arizona Girls Gone Wildcats vs Texas S n' M Aggroes
>>Wildcats to win 2-1 |
This could happen very easily, but Texas has shown both moments of brilliance and of utter, abject, inexplicable failure.
Ag 4 can do anything - whether they will or not is always the question, that the coaches on both sides of the ball ask themselves.
We'll see...  |
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