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AoP-Vimes



Joined: Oct 12, 2007

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 07:17 Reply with quote Back to top

Dear Dr. Macavity,
yesterday night it was my great night (u know what i mean so i make it short for keeping the excitement of the hidden and unspoken *hihihi*).
Me and Shelly Shark swam out to a nice and quite beautiful coral reef. Everything was fine, i also set up a nice hunt on a swarm of well tasty yellow, smiling, little fishes for the atmosphere and it seems delicous to her.
But as it came to what it should have come, she was frightened of all the spawn in the water and swam away... disgusted.

Now im frightened of visiting her again. Maybe she would have told her daddy... I think, even the two-legged guys up on the beach are scared of him... they call him "white shark" or somethin. Maybe she does not want to see me again, and i dont want to upset here again... Sad...

Pls help me, i dont know what to do.
(by the way... sry 4 my bad language. Me and my swarm just changed hunting grounds from good old europe to this coast here and im not sure. May be u can formulate a nice letter i can give her?)

Sincerly urs,
Bruce

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kwèk



Joined: Nov 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 08:42 Reply with quote Back to top

do you like big breast, or small ones ?

(beleve me, I'm just saying what everyone is thinking)

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Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 16:16 Reply with quote Back to top

Shadow: Seriously? Because I know almost nothing about computers, and picked one of the available generic avatars. It was a yellow happy face with a moustache, then I changed it.

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Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 16:18 Reply with quote Back to top

Gran: To bring glory to God

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Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 16:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Kwek: Tough call. I guess I'd err on the side of big, but they can definitely get too big. I like my women small, but I want them to be very much women, not girls. That said, I'm not really a breast guy in the first place.

One the off chance you were referring to chickens, the Bigger the better! I love to eat!

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AoP-Vimes



Joined: Oct 12, 2007

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 17:12 Reply with quote Back to top

u did leap me...

Dont forget me.
I really want to have an answer Sad

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Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 17:24 Reply with quote Back to top

But your question wasn't about me.

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Hogshine



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 19:04 Reply with quote Back to top

Mac, why are Rush so cool?
Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 19:06 Reply with quote Back to top

REALLY not about me, Hoggy! Wink

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Hogshine



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 19:08 Reply with quote Back to top

Bah! They're Canadian, aren't you people all the same?! Wink
Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 19:21 Reply with quote Back to top

No, we aren't. (See, that was a question about me, not so hard to do)

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Hogshine



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 19:25 Reply with quote Back to top

Why do you think Rush are so awesome? (See that one's about you too Wink)
Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 19:42 Reply with quote Back to top

I don't think they are.

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Gran



Joined: Jul 07, 2005

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 19:51 Reply with quote Back to top

Well, sir, if you found that one simple: Who?

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Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Dec 07, 2007 - 19:53 Reply with quote Back to top

Professor Plum, in the Billiard Room, with the Lead Pipe!

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