cusi
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 14, 2003 - 23:05 |
 
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obits for next paper here please |
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Clementus
Joined: Oct 01, 2003
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Nov 14, 2003 - 23:30 |
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Bah! Thrillit and Flingit wish not to be remembered, except for their amazing grace and perpetual brilliance in taking the Goblin side Stunted Mean Machine to the TOP! They were known as the most exhilarating goblins since Helmut himself and little is known about what they could have achieved. Troll bait and Wight meat is all that is remembered.
{Written by Alamarcus Albrecht on behalf of the Goblin team} |
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Warlord Clementus (of the Black Hand Tribe)
Monkey of the Moot!
Flings Rule! |
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IvanTheCow
Joined: Aug 08, 2003
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Nov 17, 2003 - 05:16 |
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Nails was going to be one of the most well rounded Werewolves of his time. At the age of 16 games old he already had 11 touchdowns and 17 casualties for IvanTheCow's Necromantic team, IvanTheCow's Necromatic Team. Seeing his death coming, in his last game he had the most casualties of his career in only the first half before he was killed by a gruesome foul (The only casualty against the team for the game against Phillier's undead team, the Phatheds) With only 1 MVP, This underrated superstar had a brite future of killing and scoring cut short as he turned into a mindless zombie. He left behind his brother Claws and his thrower Black. you can bet on us following his career as a zombie for the Phatheds untill the day he finally stays down or till he takes up a possision as an assisstant coach. |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 17, 2003 - 07:38 |
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Morthrog Manglebone,
Beloved Star Ogre of the Blood Blitzers, was fouled to death in a match against Bubble Gum Crisis.
Funkie the Dodger, the teams almost useless goblin, wrote the following poem to immortalize his friend.
Morthrog,
You was Fat
You wuz dumb
You wuz fouled by some bum
Spiked in da head
With a boot full o lead
Now you iz dead
You now in heaven fatso
Cuz yer brain went ker-splatzo
And we ate it for lunch with gusto!
- da End! |
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albator2001
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 17, 2003 - 08:20 |
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Kaz
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 19, 2003 - 07:14 |
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Suicide Al, Chaos Halfling and team captain for the Syko Midgets, died on the pitch on November 15th, 2003. The death happened during the first half of the finals match for A.N.A.R.C.H.I.S.T Instant Stunty Tournament #8. At the time of his death, he was the most developed halfling player the Midgets had. Following his death, the team was subdued for the remainder of the half, then came back strong to win the tournament. During the awards ceremony, the coach of the Midgets dedicated the win to the memory of Suicide Al. His death leaves a halfing sized hole in the Midget's roster, and a giant sized hole in the heart and soul of the team. Players who wish to fill out an application to fill this hole and take over as team captain are welcome to drop them off at the Midget's offices between the hours of 9 and 5. Halfings over 4'2" encouraged to apply. |
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iowbloodbowl
Joined: Nov 19, 2003
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Nov 21, 2003 - 14:21 |
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A youthful young lady Busty Brenda, a blodge, Guarding amazon blitzer
now slightly smelly as a reincarnated zombie - who decided to knock out 2 other team mates, when she relised she preferred to be on a team whos bits drop off  |
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Clementus
Joined: Oct 01, 2003
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Nov 21, 2003 - 17:11 |
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http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=434950
Let a feast begin, let all stunties rest a little easier in their beds, for Fly ing, the most destructive thing on two (short) legs has been laid to rest. Following a frenzied but short career the fling was accountable for no less than 42 Casualties. The most ssps ever on a fling and the best blocker the land has ever seen for his size. Be wary for the team lives on and new monsters are ready to take his place.
Now we can just wait for his protege's to follow in his wake, with one on 41 CAS. Long live the memory of Fly ing, and in his name do the Mad Moot Exiles leave a trail of terror in their wake.
(http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=36486)
(keep an eye out for Hamstead, being fouled every game and aimed at is not the way flings survive, hehe) |
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Monkey of the Moot!
Flings Rule! |
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chunky04
Joined: Aug 11, 2003
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Nov 26, 2003 - 11:41 |
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http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=466382
Ug once lived a quiet hermetic life in contemplation of all things culinary, in particularly dishes involving onions and spices. His life changed when he signed up to an NBC contract so he could watch all the cooking shows.
Ug was channel surfing between shows one day when he happened across an MVP presentation involving Morg'N'Thorg, and a 19 course banquet served by and including halfling chefs.
On seeing this, Ug decided that a Blood Bowl career beckoned, and so he descended from his mountain and dragged along a foew Orcs he found to form a team, letting them all know he was 'da Captain', and that he got da MVP feasts!
As it turned out, Ug was a rather affectionate Ogre, and were it not from his apalling breath, his favoured pick up and hug manouever would have been very ineffective. Ug was soon predicted to become the record holder for most fans killed while asking for autographs due to this phenomenon.
Unfortunately it was his signature move that led to his eventual demise,as he tried to hug the Real Ultimate Power Norse teams Minotaur Six Foot Boner, who despite his lewd name was actually afraid of non-violent contact, and over the course of two successive blocks managed to first seriously injure Ug, and then kill him after the apothecary had fixed the big lug.
Long time Masher Wamash was heard to say "We's gonna miss Ug, he hogged all da MVP feasts, and he spent most of 'is time on da field pickin his nose, but he was our captain. <sniff> and we're gunna get revenge on dat big horny boner if it's da last fing we do! |
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Mnemon
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 26, 2003 - 21:23 |
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He never had much of a Family Life, except for his time on pitch, trying to hug and cuddle anyone close enough to death. No other goblin ever before had mastered the art of assaulting unsuspecting players in such a fashion, and quite a number were already scared to (literally) death just by seeing him trying.
His life ended by the hands of a Witch Elf in his 33rd game, which conceides with his dream of dying in the arms of a woman, eventhough he quite likely envisioned it a little different. And yet, sad as his death is, he achieved everything a Bloodbowl player can - from interception to cassualty.
- Runs in Circles: "He MOOOhst certainly was MOOOh favourite"
Runs in Circle is the PR manager and biggest supporter of the Tiny Explosions |
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psikobunny
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 03, 2003 - 20:36 |
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Pulmonary one of the most ardent members of the Alveoli Cloggers was sent to his reward in the semi finals of Stunty Cup II facing the Magic Nose Goblins.
Pulmonary was a consummate team player, always there to keep the trolls pointed in the right direction, or throw an opportune backfield block.
The coincidence that player 13 died in his 31st game will not be commented upon, suffice it to say he will be missed. |
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dinaturz
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 04, 2003 - 21:15 |
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A last Oriella died.
She was nice, maybe too nice for this game.
Even during her last match vs Chuck Norse she was doing her duty smashing opponents (and gaining her 2nd skill).
Evidently for the sucking Nuffle that was more than enough.
Looking at her Bio, many coaces will remember her, someone dancing for relieve, someone sad because of the bravery with which she threw herself in the heart of battle every time.
She will miss us.
R.I.P. |
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Barash
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 04, 2003 - 22:33 |
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cusi
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 08, 2003 - 17:36 |
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Head Butcher of Slaanesh's Fine Meats and Deli died. A new menu item has been created to honor him. A whole pig smoked over a spit covered in honey. Its quite yummy and sure to satisfy the hungriest of trolls or minotaurs. |
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Zhluhur
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 09, 2003 - 13:00 |
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I will ever remember Tyramon Evereye who was the head and leader of the Crying Screamlords, my first FUMBBL Team. He died while playing the knockout qualifier for the
Fumbbl Cup II. The Match can be found in his history. |
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