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PurpleChest



Joined: Oct 25, 2003

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 15:27 Reply with quote Back to top

Maxims for FUMBBL.

I hope people will add their own and we will generate a forum thread and eventaully GLN article from the collected wisdom. Feel free to challenge, suggest changes, add comments, extend, shorten, anything you like.

Words to blood bowl by:

1: Its a game, have fun.
2: Everyones fun is different.
3: No one cares if you have fun. They are having their own fun.
4: Knowing the odds doesnt make you a good player.
5: Ignoring the odds will make you a bad player.
6: Do the safe stuff first, unless you got a better plan.
7: Try not to roll dice, but don't be afraid to at the right time.
8: Players die.
9: 1 in 6 odds of failing does not mean it will work.
10: Never trust an elf.
11: Anything with ag4 or higher counts as an elf. gutter Runners count as dangerous elves.
11: One elf is enough to beat anyone. Two is often overkill.
12: Just because everyone hates dwarves, doesnt mean they are unbeatable.
13: A bad plan can still work.
14: In the abscence of a good plan, a bad plan will do.
15: If you have no plan at all, just be lucky.
16: To get lucky, you have to try to be lucky.
17: Failing a long odds move isnt Nuffle. Making 2 long odds moves and then failing the 2+, thats Nuffle.
18: Nuffle knows funny, and Nuffle LIKES funny.
19: Yes. Someone, somewhere has done that already.
20: Anything can work, one sixth of the time.

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Falcone



Joined: Dec 21, 2004

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 15:43 Reply with quote Back to top

Enjoy it when your luck is good.
Laugh when your luck is bad.
Treat it as fun diversion from real life.
Garion



Joined: Aug 19, 2009

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 15:45 Reply with quote Back to top

To stall is to win
Go for its always fail at the most important time, get used to it


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KenThis



Joined: Jun 28, 2007

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 15:52 Reply with quote Back to top

only moronic jerkoffs whine about their bad luck or your good luck - don't play them again.
freak_in_a_frock



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 15:56 Reply with quote Back to top

It's called bloodbOWL for a reason, Owl's rock!
SvenS



Joined: Jul 07, 2007

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 17:27 Reply with quote Back to top

Dont forget: Apo's fail! Very Happy

Looking good so far! =)

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SL
ex-convict



Joined: Jun 28, 2005

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 17:35 Reply with quote Back to top

The only good dwarf is a dead dwarf.

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Garion



Joined: Aug 19, 2009

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 17:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Woodelves = Easymode

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t0tem



Joined: Mar 29, 2010

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 18:05 Reply with quote Back to top

Garion wrote:
Woodelves = Easymode


LOL and AMEN

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t0tem



Joined: Mar 29, 2010

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 18:06 Reply with quote Back to top

what about luck AND bad-luck likes company

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freak_in_a_frock



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 18:07 Reply with quote Back to top

On a serious note, games are rarely over until you stop trying
BrianVanLe



Joined: Mar 12, 2009

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 18:13 Reply with quote Back to top

/Boo Means they like you.
mr-maverick



Joined: Sep 10, 2010

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 18:16 Reply with quote Back to top

PurpleChest wrote:
Maxims for FUMBBL.

12: Just because everyone hates dwarves, doesnt mean they are unbeatable.


Except me, I LOVE dwarves

remember it is called BLOOD bowl, your players wont last forever

you never get a second chance to make a first impression

if your opponent has no players left at the start of the second half its easier to score, just remember he knows that too Smile

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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 19:21 Reply with quote Back to top

21: team "fluff", no matter how small or elaborate, is 50% of the bloodbowl experience. It turns numbers and equations, into players and games.

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mr-maverick



Joined: Sep 10, 2010

Post   Posted: Jun 13, 2011 - 19:48 Reply with quote Back to top

Better lucky than good (or having an unlucky oppo)

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