GhostofSirIsaacNewton
Joined: Nov 14, 2011
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Nov 25, 2011 - 00:43 |
 
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GhostofSirIsaacNewton
Joined: Nov 14, 2011
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Nov 25, 2011 - 00:44 |
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Kill me and make it quick please |
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JimmyFantastic
Joined: Feb 06, 2007
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Nov 25, 2011 - 01:11 |
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no escape from his tentacles ! |
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Pull down the veil - actively bad for the hobby! |
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Woodstock
Joined: Dec 11, 2004
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Nov 25, 2011 - 02:27 |
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Dont link to stuff like that again... or I will remove your rights to post. |
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Malgour
Joined: Dec 05, 2006
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Nov 28, 2011 - 14:42 |
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Big Head (Mutation that nobody talks about)
A coach with one or more big heads will complain about the dice on a D6 roll of 2 or more if they fail any D6 roll. No modifiers apply to this D6 roll.
Loner (Mutation that nobody talks about)
Loners, through inexperience, arrogance, animal ferocity or just plain stupidity, do not play well with the rest of the coaches. As a result, a loner may play other coaches but has to roll a D6 first. On a roll of 4+, he may play other coaches as normal. On a roll of 1-3 he may only play stand alone games against himself.
Nerves of Steel? (Mutation that nobody talks about)
The coach ignores modifiers for enemy tackle zones when he attempts to pass, catch or intercept and attempts the actions no matter what the odds.
RNG Stupid (Mutation that nobody talks about)
This coach without a doubt considers the RNG to be one of the dimmest things to ever effect the Blood Bowl pitch (which considering the IQ of most dice is really saying something!). Because of this you must immediately after losing a game against another coach, but before playing another. If there are one or more coaches spectating the game played by the RNG Stupid coach, and who aren"t RNG Stupid, then add 2 to the D6 roll. On a result of 1-3 they stand around blaming the RNG for why they lost. The coach can"t do anything until they post a blog. The coach loses his cool any may only complain, moan and whine, in chat with another coach, or continuously post blogs until he manages to roll a successful result for a RNG Stupid roll at the start of a future game or gets banned from the site. |
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harvestmouse
Joined: May 13, 2007
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Nov 28, 2011 - 14:47 |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Nov 28, 2011 - 16:46 |
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This is ... interesting. |
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garyt1
Joined: Mar 12, 2011
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Nov 28, 2011 - 17:49 |
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Certainly has some basis in reality though. |
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“A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.” |
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the_Sage
Joined: Jan 13, 2011
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Nov 28, 2011 - 18:47 |
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| GhostofSirIsaacNewton wrote: | | *Deleted by the Admins* |
Somehow deleting this made it interesting... |
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Lill-Leif
Joined: Nov 17, 2005
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Nov 28, 2011 - 18:54 |
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Nightbird
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 28, 2011 - 19:21 |
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| Malgour wrote: | Big Head (Mutation that nobody talks about)
A coach with one or more big heads will complain about the dice on a D6 roll of 2 or more if they fail any D6 roll. No modifiers apply to this D6 roll.
Loner (Mutation that nobody talks about)
Loners, through inexperience, arrogance, animal ferocity or just plain stupidity, do not play well with the rest of the coaches. As a result, a loner may play other coaches but has to roll a D6 first. On a roll of 4+, he may play other coaches as normal. On a roll of 1-3 he may only play stand alone games against himself.
Nerves of Steel? (Mutation that nobody talks about)
The coach ignores modifiers for enemy tackle zones when he attempts to pass, catch or intercept and attempts the actions no matter what the odds.
RNG Stupid (Mutation that nobody talks about)
This coach without a doubt considers the RNG to be one of the dimmest things to ever effect the Blood Bowl pitch (which considering the IQ of most dice is really saying something!). Because of this you must immediately after losing a game against another coach, but before playing another. If there are one or more coaches spectating the game played by the RNG Stupid coach, and who aren"t RNG Stupid, then add 2 to the D6 roll. On a result of 1-3 they stand around blaming the RNG for why they lost. The coach can"t do anything until they post a blog. The coach loses his cool any may only complain, moan and whine, in chat with another coach, or continuously post blogs until he manages to roll a successful result for a RNG Stupid roll at the start of a future game or gets banned from the site. |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Nov 28, 2011 - 19:55 |
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10 pages? Come on, this can go more than 10. |
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Malgour
Joined: Dec 05, 2006
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Dec 01, 2011 - 08:22 |
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Strip Paul (Mutation that nobody talks about)
When a coach with this skill blocks and opponent with the ball, applying a 'Pushed" or 'Defender Stumbles' result will cause the opposing coach to imagine Paul Hicks with no clothes on, even if the opposing player is not Knocked Down. |
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