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Pentalarc



Joined: Mar 17, 2012

Post   Posted: Sep 29, 2013 - 03:05 Reply with quote Back to top

Inspired by my evil clown themed Nurgling team, Laughing Sickness, which, despite their bad w/l record, I am having way too much fun with, I was thinking about evil chaos clowns, and the fact that I was actually thinking about making a regular Nurgle team on the same thing, when I thought, well, why should Nurgle have all the fun. . . and then the ideas starting coming like evil clowns out of a rusted clown car.

I present (drumroll, scream, giggle) Kaos Klowns:

As anyone familiar with the fantastic histories of many lands and planes knows, when the traveling circus comes to town, it's usually very bad news. Despite this, the people come running for near and far to the sound off strange music and the smell of odd edibles. The powers of Chaos became aware of this, and found that some of their followers were only too happy to assist in the newest way to spread their . . . . influence.

Kaos Klowns:

Kaos Klowns

0-16 Gobbo Klowns 4237 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thrall, M (A) 35k

0-2 Gigglers 5327 Chainsaw, Mighty Blow, Stunty, Regeneration, Secret WEapon 8+ GM (AS) 75k

0-2 Kreeps 5337 Shadowing, Stab, Disturbing Presence, Stunty, Secret WEapon 10+ AM (G) 70k

0-1 Hungry Bungly 3539 Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, THrow Team Mate, Thick Skull, Bloodlust, Always Hungry, Frenzy, Claw, Loner, Bonehead SM (P) 100k

0-1 Klown Kannon 3249 Throw Team Mate, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Loner, M (P) 80k

Reroll 70k
Apo yes

Fluff and explanations:

Kaos Klowns

0-16 Gobbo Klowns 4237 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thrall, M (A) 35k

THe bulk of the team are the poor, put-upon Gobbo Klowns. Goblin worshipers of chaos they often end up as food for the Hungries and Kannons (when lucky) or the targets of pranks by the Gigglers and Kreeps (when unlucky) Unlike many gobbos, who depend on their agility, Gobbo Klowns are the toys of chaos, and most commonly get mutations as time goes by, after all, goblins with strange extra bits are just funnier. . .

0-2 Gigglers 5327 Chainsaw, Mighty Blow, Stunty, Regeneration, Secret WEapon 8+ GM (AS) 75k

Gigglers are the muscle of the team, and along with the Kreeps, it's leaders. Dangerous armed or unarmed, they strike about the pitch, their mad laughter and the buzz of their chainsaws competing to drown each other out. They also have a disturbing habit of not staying down. Even when you think they're dead, and just when you let your guard down, they pop right back up. (Regen)


0-2 Kreeps 5337 Shadowing, Stab, Disturbing Presence, Stunty, Secret WEapon, Leader 10+ AM (G) 70k

Skulking in the shadows of the big top, hiding behind a post perhaps with something shiny, the Kreeps are the brains to the Giggler's brawn. Great at following their prey and surprising them, the can be very difficult to lose one they get on a player's tail. Where do they come from? One of the deepest, darkest lairs of Chaos. Where did they go? Right behind you. . .


0-1 Hungry Bungly 3539 Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, THrow Team Mate, Thick Skull, Bloodlust, Always Hungry, Frenzy, Claw, Loner, Bonehead SM (P) 100k

Hungry Bungly was all grumbly
His tumbly wumbly was all rumbly
And so he waddled up all ambly
And found himself of juicy fambly
Mom and Dad and Bro and Sis
He waddled up and said, "Watch this!"
And so he danced and flapped and sang
And the fambly laughed at his happy game
And when he thought he'd danced enoup
He opened his mouth and gobbled them up!

(Lesser demon spawn. Some clerical scholars think they are spirits of Gluttony, while others think they are spirits of Famine. Even most think they aren't very bright, referring to them as Hungries, and finding them quite humorous. Hungries think clerics and adventurers are delicious.)

Very powerful, but with a lot of negatraits that cut the cost. Look like obese minor demons with giant mouths full of jagged teeth. (Claw)

0-1 Klown Kannon 3249 Throw Team Mate, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Loner, M (P) 80k

Not mechanical cannons like those used by dwarves and gnomes, but small, minor demons that look something like a frog and something like an aardvark.

Reroll 70k
Apo yes

Ideas? Comments? Suggestions? Mental Help?
CastleMan



Joined: Apr 26, 2013

Post   Posted: Sep 29, 2013 - 05:24 Reply with quote Back to top

awesome team
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