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Spin



Joined: Mar 21, 2007

Post   Posted: Apr 21, 2012 - 23:54 Reply with quote Back to top

Wiznutz the Legendary Goblin

After 112 games, 5 Completions, 16 Touchdowns, an interception, 75 Casualties, 5 MVP awards and 230 Star Player points, Wiznutz's body lies forgotten on the pitch, his head turned to a bloody wet paste by the spiked boot of a Chaos Warrior. Despite the screams of the fans, the referee took no notice of "another dead goblin".

In their rage at losing their star, Bitz of Green's fans launched themselves at the opposing Chaos supporters. The resulting carnage left 14,000 goblins dead at the stadium, and a further 256,000,000 fatalities during a subsequent (and unwise) invasion of the Chaos Wastes.

Fortunately for the Blood Bowl community, no-one outside the team really cared. As the referee said, "the day you take note of a goblin corpse on the pitch, is the day you volunteer to play yourself."

Wiznutz's life will be forgotten in days (perhaps hours) but his tally of 75 casualties will likely stand for a while. In the meantime, one of the worthy trophies on the Throne of Skulls is slightly smaller than the others...
Rabe



Joined: Jun 06, 2009

Post   Posted: Apr 22, 2012 - 00:18 Reply with quote Back to top

My sincerest condolences! He is a true legend for sure and as such he shall remain in the memory of... well, some at least!

In my opinion he deserves a bio though (at least document his top list entries there). Wink

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harvestmouse



Joined: May 13, 2007

Post   Posted: Apr 22, 2012 - 00:21 Reply with quote Back to top

Awww, I hope the fungus beer is free flowing at the wake, remembering his good moments.
James_Probert



Joined: Nov 25, 2007

Post   Posted: Apr 22, 2012 - 00:27 Reply with quote Back to top

*points at the Advertisements and Obituaries section* Wink

Other than that, Wow, that's a lot of Casualties for a goblin to cause...

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Spin



Joined: Mar 21, 2007

Post   Posted: Apr 22, 2012 - 00:35 Reply with quote Back to top

James_Probert wrote:
*points at the Advertisements and Obituaries section* Wink

Other than that, Wow, that's a lot of Casualties for a goblin to cause...


Ah, oops, feel free to move this then. That said, best Goblin in a Goblin team EVER on Fumbbl... maybe worth a spot in General Razz
Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Apr 22, 2012 - 04:02 Reply with quote Back to top

14 SPP in one game, without an MVP? That marvels even wardancers. Impressive little snot isn't he?
the_Sage



Joined: Jan 13, 2011

Post   Posted: Apr 22, 2012 - 09:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Rest in piece, you little monster.

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sann0638



Joined: Aug 09, 2010

Post   Posted: Apr 22, 2012 - 09:12 Reply with quote Back to top

I like the way one of his injuries is listed as d, followed by m Smile

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pythrr



Joined: Mar 07, 2006

Post   Posted: Apr 22, 2012 - 10:04 Reply with quote Back to top

hehe

funnies. nice writeup sir!

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