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Golgomoth



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 02:24 Reply with quote Back to top

Just thought it'd be nice to hear the last words of peoples favorite players or even RPG characters......some can be absolute classics!

Like Harlequin Harry, the Woodelf Wardancer -
"Dont worry! The chances of me failing to leap, land, dodge twice and gfi, with my nerve and experience, are infinitesimal!"

Or even the Norse captain, name long forgotten who said:
"OK, O mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya..........." Laughing
AlcingRagaholic



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 02:46 Reply with quote Back to top

Or a Dark Elf Witch-Elf, yelling to the crowd: "You'll never get a finger on me <SHOVE> "

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AcheronStyx



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 02:54 Reply with quote Back to top

My Uncle (in a thick southern accent)," Hold my beer boy, and watch this!" as he lights the homemade dynamite.
Golgomoth



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 02:55 Reply with quote Back to top

hmm, nuther one, RPG one this time:

"Now i'm sure there's some stipulation that says a Disintegrate spellwon't work if the spellcaster casts it on himself. Here, i'll prove it..."
DreadClaw



Joined: Nov 17, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 03:01 Reply with quote Back to top

Hmmm my favourite was with my Rogue... They'll never see me comin... followed by a failed stealth roll and a rather nasty arrow killing me instantly

Or my Watch me die on this gfi rolling 1, 1, then 9 on av roll (skaven lino) 6,5 on injury 6 apo used

The dwarf saying look its just a silly halfling *crack* as his neck splats

DONT EAT ME YOU... *Munch* Burp... troll looks glazed...
thmbscrws



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 04:22 Reply with quote Back to top

"Surely this water can't be entirely filled with zombies."

Last words of my huckster as he began to padle his dingy across a lake.

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Pernicion



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 04:26 Reply with quote Back to top

I play an RPG on PC called ADOM ( Ancient Domains Of Mystery ), it's similar to Rogue, Hack, Nethack and many other such games. Often when something really good happens and my character is getting really tough I call up a friend of mine to blather at him about the character. Then an Acid Vortex engulfs the character, or a stone block crushes your skull or some such.

Ask Kaos_War_Monk. He'll tell you.

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BloodRunners



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 05:44 Reply with quote Back to top

I remember our very first game of D&D some 20 years ago. The DM was brand new like all of us were, and we were going straight out of a module. The DM was rolling for random encounters every so often in the game time. So i had the bright idea, to reduce the number of random encounter rolls.

"lets all run to the caves of chaos"

(well the random encoutner tables and such, penalized us for running and we got abmushed and wiped out. We ALL had to make new characters before we even got to the caves. Later we learned to play a little, on not so heavily rely on charts and tables.)
slyspygb



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 15:16 Reply with quote Back to top

"Diamonds! Rubies! Emeralds! and soooo much Gold!.....wow, we're rich! We're rich, Garrin!............................................Garrin?........Garrin?
MixX



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 15:25 Reply with quote Back to top

Raptus von And, Elf Catcher: "Note to self: that troll looks bi...aarrghh >splat<"
ourden



Joined: Sep 20, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 15:53 Reply with quote Back to top

from dragon magazine:

Hey guys I made some calculations and according to them you would all gain a level if you were to kill me! God thing we are all friends here right.

and

DM "let me get this straight, you are gonna jump from this 100 feet high cliff"
Player "right"
DM "and AFTER you jumped you're going to foirst take the potion of levitation from your pack, open it and drink it"
Player "yeah"
DM "are you SURE you want to do this?"
player "jepp"
DM "ok just checking"

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samain



Joined: Nov 25, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 16:05 Reply with quote Back to top

my Charscter in a Call Of Cthullu game:
"Doesn't it look like that guy on the roof has a sniper rifle"

Or my Rebel fighter Pilot in SW:
"If Luke SkyWalker could take out the Deathstar, then I will no Problem with thise Star Destroyer"
CorporateSlave3



Joined: Feb 07, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 16:23 Reply with quote Back to top

My poor Kender Handler who died twice in one session:

"Aw, baby black dragons don't breathe acid!"

And the other phrase as a pack of draconians ambushed us and I alone failed the surprise roll:

"Hey! When surprised I can fire Magic Missiles out the front of my chest! Er, is that blood?"
samain



Joined: Nov 25, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 16:47 Reply with quote Back to top

A kendar in a game played said the most famous words ever:
"Ill think ill pick pocket that old guy with the beard, and the book under his arm"
Darkwolf



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2004 - 17:31 Reply with quote Back to top

Hehe, I remember DMing a session when I was 15. My buddy had a thief/mage who just spent 10k worth of gold at the local potion shop where he bought about 6 various elixirs and potions. He then encountered a dragon who scooped him up and proceeding to drop him from a height of 100 ft.
"I guess I better drink some of these potions before I nail the ground eh?"

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