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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 04, 2013 - 20:37 Reply with quote Back to top

** News Flash **

Bo 'Knows Blood Bowl' Jackson has just signed a 1 million gold endorsement deal with Muscles Magazine. A trade magazine for Blood Bowl strength trainers.

He will become their spoke's person and "face" of the magazine franchise.

"Does your Blood Bowl sports trainer subscribe to Muscles magazine? No, well you better get him a copy. So you can be just like Bo."

"Follow Bo and he will show you the promised land of +ST"


On a side note:

They dumped Massive of the Roid Rage Babes as official spokes lady due to branding issues. For some reason the general reader thought this was a womans health/ Life style magazine.

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pythrr



Joined: Mar 07, 2006

Post   Posted: Mar 04, 2013 - 20:37 Reply with quote Back to top

is this Brony fanfic?

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Bullroarer4



Joined: Oct 22, 2012

Post   Posted: Mar 04, 2013 - 21:04 Reply with quote Back to top

Testimonial :
I bought a year subscription for my team of high elves when we received our first magazine, it was delivered by the bo himself. With his techniques, both my throwers have benefited by working in tandem, pushing each other to grow stronger and throw harder.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=725948

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WhatBall



Joined: Aug 21, 2008

Post   Posted: Mar 04, 2013 - 21:40
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The Staten Island Simpletons once hired Bo as a motivational speaker. Seems to be working out well so far.
mr-maverick



Joined: Sep 10, 2010

Post   Posted: Mar 04, 2013 - 21:44 Reply with quote Back to top

Bo knows quite a lot, I wonder if he knows that one day he's gonna get fouled to death...

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Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Mar 04, 2013 - 21:52 Reply with quote Back to top

The Shrieking Bloodstorm never would read anything published by a mere human.

However, in the 131 games the team has been playing, they have only ever recieved two +S players. Perhaps this Bo knows something...
Calcium



Joined: Apr 08, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 04, 2013 - 22:02 Reply with quote Back to top

Painstate's Seed is proven to enhance strength and endurance in all athletes.
The Roid Rage Babes are currently 'stocking up' on this most precious of cargo, as long as Painstate can keep up with the 'demand'

The Babes are in discussions with their legal representatives over the dismissal of 'Massive' from MUSCLES MAGAZINE......any claims that 'Massive' was in fact born a 'he named Brian' are unfounded....

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Rabe



Joined: Jun 06, 2009

Post   Posted: Mar 04, 2013 - 23:54 Reply with quote Back to top

When some of his teammates started to make fun of Jongor for reading the magazine, he just smiled, stated that "Bo knows" and strode away whistling.

So, now even Agility Monsters read Muscles Magazine!

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