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Will the Buccaneers get whipped the next time they meet the charioteers
Yes! Hail and Kill!
70%
 70%  [ 28 ]
Nay! Bucs are unstoppable
10%
 10%  [ 4 ]
I am Macavity
20%
 20%  [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 40


Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 10, 2013 - 06:15 Reply with quote Back to top

The Dark Avenger, powered by the leathery head of Mighty mouse was struck down by the hand of fate, in a heroic bodycheck by Ghuguth of the team, Greenie Machines, coached by Khysanth.

The game was won by the orcs in the eleventh hour as Berserker Eric, leading a ragtag team of journeymen to hold the line!

The Dark Avenger was a feared beast for almost a year and a half. A mighty snow troll with block, jump up, piling on, mighty blow, juggernaut and guard.

He died holding three records of the Hellbound; no small feat for a team with more than 1000 games.

He was the longest lived rider with 152 games, including our 1000th ride!
He held the charioteers most CAS
And #1 all time ranked norse SPP

No grave, shrine, or memorial stands were his corpse was left. For the hellspawn is made of spirit not flesh! Forged from malice and darkness, claws of hellsteel blessed in tears of the unavenged, the demon prince of the Hellbound Charioteers rides once more!

A legend has fallen were a new one is born!

Ride!

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Hail to Berserker Eric! The latest charioteer to DIE for bloodbowl! - Slain, by Zufbar Hammerers!
The_Provocateur



Joined: Sep 29, 2009

Post   Posted: Aug 10, 2013 - 06:45 Reply with quote Back to top

To be honest, I'm surprised that monster lived that long. I'm digging his replacement already.
Mephistodragonbane



Joined: Nov 26, 2012

Post   Posted: Aug 10, 2013 - 11:42 Reply with quote Back to top

your writing strikes me as the same as the band Manowar sings. Very alike. That beast hasn't truly fallen, He's probably riding through Valhalla causing all sorts of mischief.

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ruzgar



Joined: Feb 04, 2009

Post   Posted: Aug 11, 2013 - 13:56 Reply with quote Back to top

The new one managed to munch on the leg of my krox in his inaugural match. Good luck to him and RIP to Mighty Mouse.
Rabe



Joined: Jun 06, 2009

Post   Posted: Aug 11, 2013 - 14:06 Reply with quote Back to top

My condolences.

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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Nov 10, 2013 - 01:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Just as the prophecy was foretold.

A legend has fallen were a new one is born!

Hail!

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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Nov 10, 2013 - 01:07 Reply with quote Back to top

Krikack sits up. Drops his tankard of ale. Some force is compelling Krikack to seek and destroy this upstart.

Krikack is on a mission FROM GOD!!!!!!

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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Nov 10, 2013 - 01:18 Reply with quote Back to top

and the Dark Avenger serves the lords from Below!

see you on the battlefield of glory and pain!

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Hail to Berserker Eric! The latest charioteer to DIE for bloodbowl! - Slain, by Zufbar Hammerers!
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Nov 11, 2013 - 16:10 Reply with quote Back to top

PainState wrote:
Krikack sits up. Drops his tankard of ale. Some force is compelling Krikack to seek and destroy this upstart.

Krikack is on a mission FROM GOD!!!!!!


Krikack sits back down and pulls another tankard of ale..Someone else got to him first, bummer.

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harvestmouse



Joined: May 13, 2007

Post   Posted: Nov 11, 2013 - 16:27 Reply with quote Back to top

Always a shame when a great Mouse dies. So much greater than any other animal totem.
Cavetroll



Joined: Jan 21, 2009

Post   Posted: Nov 11, 2013 - 16:59 Reply with quote Back to top

Lasted a whopping 2 days from the time of announcement. Would have been better if he'd gotten to face the Bucs first.

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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Nov 17, 2013 - 00:18 Reply with quote Back to top

Hell gives birth to the Dark Avenger!

Berserker Eric brings out an elf head with a candle on top.

everybody sing!

"Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear Dark Avenger with the goblin head of Chaxx...axxx
Happy birthday to you"

blow it out and get to killing!

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Hail to Berserker Eric! The latest charioteer to DIE for bloodbowl! - Slain, by Zufbar Hammerers!
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Nov 20, 2013 - 16:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Krikack pours another 80oz mug of Ale and sits down in his comfey chair, reclines back and pulls out his FUMBBL weekly magazine. Checking up on the new and improved Dark Avenger and see how he is doing.

Krikack looks around at the box scores and lo and behold, Chaxx the dark Avenger is D.E.A.D

Krikack just chuckles to himself. Places the magazine back in its rack and quaffs a mighty pull of ale off his stein.

"Should be another month or so before I have to worry about any Hellbound legends for me to kill."

Krikack feels content. As he sips on his ale pondering Blood Bowl domination and carnage.

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