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Harad



Joined: May 11, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 31, 2014 - 16:49 Reply with quote Back to top

These were dark times in Ruette Asylum's short history. Coach Harad paced backwards and forwards in the club's dingy back office. Three wardancers dead in four games. No answers to the endless stream of destruction coming the team's way.

Then he had a plan. Nuffle was clearly enjoying his misfortune. He should laugh along with him to get him back on side.

'Hey, Delores, what was the name of that wardancer we could hire?'

'Err, Life expectancy one?'

'That's the one!' Harad smiled.

'You sure boss?'

'I'm sure.'

Nuffle certainly enjoyed it.


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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Oct 31, 2014 - 16:53 Reply with quote Back to top

Epic

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Joemanji



Joined: Jan 15, 2011

Post   Posted: Oct 31, 2014 - 16:54 Reply with quote Back to top

Why was it possible for a Wardancer to die on turn one? Wink

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Harad



Joined: May 11, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 31, 2014 - 16:56 Reply with quote Back to top

We went down the sideline, he was keeping the TD scorer safe, still bad play from me probably.
T3mpano



Joined: Jul 17, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 31, 2014 - 16:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Ouch indeed...
Endzone



Joined: Apr 01, 2008

Post   Posted: Oct 31, 2014 - 17:10 Reply with quote Back to top

At least it wasn't the other one!
Rabe



Joined: Jun 06, 2009

Post   Posted: Oct 31, 2014 - 18:52 Reply with quote Back to top

That's four dead wardancers in five games now, or what's the current count? :-O

I can't imagine the loss of a rookie wardancers being less a reason for frustration/anger than in this case. Smile

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T3mpano



Joined: Jul 17, 2014

Post   Posted: Nov 03, 2014 - 14:28 Reply with quote Back to top

My 50spp treeman beat your WD's record...he was killed in turn 0! Go figure Razz
Wreckage



Joined: Aug 15, 2004

Post   Posted: Nov 03, 2014 - 14:38 Reply with quote Back to top

T3mpano wrote:
My 50spp treeman beat your WD's record...he was killed in turn 0! Go figure Razz

With 50 spp I doubt he was killed in his first game tho... not really breaking it..

although the record is really only for properly named players in the first place Razz
Harad



Joined: May 11, 2014

Post   Posted: Nov 03, 2014 - 14:39 Reply with quote Back to top

Mine wasn't a record Very Happy I'm sure lots of players have died from the rock Very Happy Many even from before they even got to play a turn Very Happy.
Mine was just the irony of coinciding fortune and naming.
Yours got 50spp. Poor old 'Life expectancy one' had trained his whole life for that moment.
Harad



Joined: May 11, 2014

Post   Posted: Nov 03, 2014 - 15:16 Reply with quote Back to top

Oh and Rabe yes it was 4 dead dancers in 5 games Smile. Something of a PB.
The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: Nov 03, 2014 - 15:41 Reply with quote Back to top

Dis post mekz me appy Very Happy
T3mpano



Joined: Jul 17, 2014

Post   Posted: Nov 03, 2014 - 16:54 Reply with quote Back to top

The "record" was just a way of speaking and no, it wasn't his first game Rabe, you're right Wink

But I'd never have a pixel die from a foul in turn 0...
Rabe



Joined: Jun 06, 2009

Post   Posted: Nov 03, 2014 - 17:44 Reply with quote Back to top

I didn't say anything! Very Happy

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T3mpano



Joined: Jul 17, 2014

Post   Posted: Nov 03, 2014 - 17:51 Reply with quote Back to top

My bad,mistook you with wreckage...sorry sorry sorry no offense intended by the comparison! Razz
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