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Wuhan



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 09:48 Reply with quote Back to top

Would you say its safe to say you have a reputation as being a coach who likes to foul?
Quite safe, I love fouling.
Why is it you foul so much?
Fouling is fun.
Whats the best thing about fouling?
Killing. Making your opponent lament losing his best player.
What do you think about the coaches who moan about you fouling?
Theyre the most fun to foul.
Do you mind playing other coaches who foul a lot?
No I enjoy it more. Its bloodbowl! And the Ref doesnt catch me as much.
Whats your favorite team/player type to foul?
I like killing Ogres, Gutter runners, Catchers, Blitzers, Anyones best player.
Are there times when you won't foul?
When Im Under Scrutiny.
Do you drink NAPALM blood bowl sports energy drink and if so does it help increase the effective ness of a foul? I myself swear by the stuff.
No RUM! Red Wine. The Blood of my enemies.
What do you think of referees?
I like them with butter.
Who is the best player to use to make a foul?
Any player, all my players are dirty players anyhow.
Whats the most fouls you have made in a match?
I dunno, but 1 time I had 8 guys caught by the ref. Had 11 fouls a little while ago, and argued the 1 time I got caught.
How many casualties have you made in a made as a result of fouls?
All time? Well, I running with a 3.5 coach avg cas/match, and about 2.2 are resulted from fouls, multiplied by my 500+ games or so. So a whole lot.
Would you foul your own players given the chance?
If someone paid me enough.
Do you prefer to foul teams that don't foul you back or ones that do, thus meaning your own foulers are going to get sent off less?
I prefer everyone to foul. Fouling is fun.
How many coaches have you made cry because of fouling?
Every one. And some Spectators too.
Do you have a motto?
I do. <wuhan> I would foul you with the ref.
<wuhan> I will foul you just for fun
<Tore> Hehe
<wuhan> I will foul you when it's late.
<wuhan> I will foul you on turn 8
Who was the best player you killed as a result of a foul?
Goraxas the Cruel, Chaos Warrior: Block, Mighty Blow, +2ST, Spikes http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=304615
How many teams have you fouled into retirement?
Retirement is up to the opposing coach. But Ive destroyed teams past recovery many times. Mr-Klipps gobbos are good example.
Are you proud to be known as a foul happy lunatic?
Aye. I wear my foul happy lunatic badge with pride.
Any advice you want to give to up and coming new foul enthusiasts?
Sure. Foul first to get the upper hand. Foul last to the underhand.
Is there anyone out there who fouls as well as you do?
No. But some coaches come close.

This was posted on another site, but that link has since died. Perhaps it'd make a worthy article.
JanMattys



Joined: Feb 29, 2004

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 10:39 Reply with quote Back to top

Crap

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Kruppe



Joined: Apr 25, 2004

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 10:41 Reply with quote Back to top

hahaha,

he is my hero!!
Flynn



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 10:46 Reply with quote Back to top

im trying wuhan my mentor!
im getting close
i tend only to foul with dirty players though, as its too important to flings to get someone off the pitch too if you have the chance of getting sent off

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MadMarx



Joined: Aug 14, 2003

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 11:46 Reply with quote Back to top

Wuhan is fun!
Elkerlyc



Joined: Mar 27, 2004

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 13:00 Reply with quote Back to top

If you know what you are going into (playing Wuhan) it can be fun.

Some unsuspecting coach on the other hand is kinda lame.

(actually very lame)
MixX



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 13:54 Reply with quote Back to top

yeh it's pure "I don't care if I destroy someone else's fun, as long as I have fun", very selfish actually.

I wrote alot of other stuff, but I think I'll just leave the above as my main statement.
Aequitas



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 19:13 Reply with quote Back to top

Go Wuhan! You tell them, you tell them all!

MixX, it wouldn't have changed anything anyways. Wink You could say a thousand nasty things and the only ones effected would be <b><i>other</i></b> people replying. So unless that's your intention, kudos on refraining.

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Pinkerton



Joined: Mar 23, 2004

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 19:57 Reply with quote Back to top

I'm sticking to my old opinion on this. Behaviour like Wuhan's is possible only in larger, preferably online-leagues where the sheer amount of coaches grant people a certain degree of anonymity, no matter how blatant and disliked a game they play. My guess is that in most, if not all RL leagues, coaches favouring Wuhan's tactics would soon find themselves without games.
Thus, rather than an interview with Wuhan, a suitable article for the GLN would be oriented around how to help and/or warn inexperienced players to avoid coaches like him, unless they're actually looking for a foulfest.
SnakeSanders



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 19:58 Reply with quote Back to top

Yarr! Wuhan you are my hero!
My undead team Wuhan's Fouling Academy are 4.21 cas a game of which 4.21 are fouls! the team is still well short of wuhans approval but strive to foul their way through fumbbl! my mummies dont like to hurt the players they just like to knock them over so they can see some sweet foulage! I have heard rumours that the refs here on fumbbl like my undead team... i fouled 12 times in a match once and i didnt get caught but the nice ref sent off 5 of the other teams players... it was a pity because there were no players left to foul on turn 16 so i wanted to foul my own player or the ref or anyone in the crowd for that matter or maybe a tea-lady...

Pinkerton and others: Lighten up! Smile

We do play a GAME on this site don't we? in real life me and my flatmate foul every turn on tabletop even with no assists sometimes Wink because its a GAME you see. if you dont agree with wuhan's playstyle (or my undead or thrall's tasty flings) then you know what to do! dont play us! Smile
i always show people my team page before they play so they can read my bio and know what they are in for so your point that we only play new players is invalid.

The stage where people dont recognise bloodbowl as a game but as something else will be a sad day. bloodbowl to me is a game and i dont care if my players die or your players die! It has been said before but this site is a community and the game to is second to some great people i know here and i would rather happily chat to them in chat than massacre someones team

we shouldnt take this too seriously! Smile

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Grod



Joined: Sep 30, 2003

Post   Posted: May 08, 2004 - 20:16 Reply with quote Back to top

Bah. Anyone who takes on Wuhan (or Deathgerbil for that matter) knows exactly what they are in for. Keep it up Wuhan!

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Gentlemaniac



Joined: Feb 05, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2004 - 15:00 Reply with quote Back to top

I was about to post something you have all heard before when I realized that simply hoping your players are killed at the hands of rookie halflings takes a lot less time.
ClayInfinity



Joined: Aug 15, 2003

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2004 - 15:06 Reply with quote Back to top

How long to 1000 posts?

Is it far?

Please, get over the fouling issue people... its a tactic ok.

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CorporateSlave3



Joined: Feb 07, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2004 - 15:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Yarr! Where has the FoulMeister gone?

<BowlBot> CorporateWorking: wuhan was online 75 days, 17 hours, 35 minutes ago.

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Glomp



Joined: Jan 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 26, 2004 - 16:06 Reply with quote Back to top

To fouling heaven a magical happy place where wuhan can stamp on angels faces for all eternity.

Aaaaaaw.

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