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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 00:36 Reply with quote Back to top

In a dark alley behind the row of a 100 taverns in the basement of a forgotten temple. The seer Roxanna 'the black heart' reads her "bones". She lets out a gasp of surprise with a taint of lust.

She looks into the future and sees Debog legendary vampire, sucker of souls, destroyer of virginity in the Bretonian nobilities daughters, heir to the throne of Sylvania and most hunted Vampire since the great Carstein.

He lays dead on the pitch by the hands of a servant of Chaos, a beastmen with the power of Khorne behind his CPOMB and a poison on his claws to prevent regen.

Roxanna is frantically searching her tomes of witchcraft to give word to her lover but alas she cannot find any. She flees her lair and heads out into the row in a frantic state to find her lover.


Debog is destined to die in the next week, the "bones" have said so.

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awambawamb



Joined: Feb 17, 2008

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 00:44 Reply with quote Back to top

dude wat

O_o

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PainState



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Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 00:45 Reply with quote Back to top

awambawamb wrote:
dude wat

O_o


Iam just telling you what the seer Roxanna has scene when she read the "bones".

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awambawamb



Joined: Feb 17, 2008

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 01:20 Reply with quote Back to top

my spoon is too big.

I'd play in the box just to throw blocks at that with a skink and rolling POW POW POW

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chimp2010



Joined: Jul 01, 2011

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 02:20 Reply with quote Back to top

Debog is a coward. Came up against Boom Boom Pow... Scores a touchdown to send the Vamps 1-0 up... And spends the rest of the game running away and letting the rest of the team get bashed and fouled for 13 turns!!!

Cowards cannot be Legends! Legends should go out in a blaze of glory!

I put out a call for the rest of his team mates to just get it over with and stake the coward!
burbi



Joined: Sep 05, 2012

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 02:41 Reply with quote Back to top

The rest of the team does the same thing as the great Debog they obey to the coach.
huff



Joined: Dec 19, 2009

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 02:57 Reply with quote Back to top

The bones lie.
Khor_Varik



Joined: Jul 13, 2005

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 03:08 Reply with quote Back to top

Debog is not immortal?
xnoelx



Joined: Jun 05, 2012

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 03:16 Reply with quote Back to top

huff wrote:
The bones lie.


Unless they're hipbones. Another wizened old hag called Shakira told me so.

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huff



Joined: Dec 19, 2009

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 03:48 Reply with quote Back to top

xnoelx wrote:
huff wrote:
The bones lie.


Unless they're hipbones. Another wizened old hag called Shakira told me so.


Well played...gg.
garyt1



Joined: Mar 12, 2011

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 03:50 Reply with quote Back to top

Debog has already been potioned twice. It is about time someone did a rip, regen fail, apo rip on him. This week is as good as any.
He has played a helluva lot of matches since his last perm (niggle). Amazing that he doesn't get spanked on one of those matches where the Vamps go lusty and the claws hit hard. Maybe Chimp is right and Debog has become a coward, hypno'ing any who dare to try and strike him, instead causing them to give up smoking.

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Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 09:28 Reply with quote Back to top

cool idea Smile
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 09:45 Reply with quote Back to top

garyt1 wrote:
Chimp is right and Debog has become a coward, hypno'ing any who dare to try and strike him, instead causing them to give up smoking.


I lol'd
azyx



Joined: Jun 28, 2007

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 10:15 Reply with quote Back to top

garyt1 wrote:
Chimp is right and Debog has become a coward, hypno'ing any who dare to try and strike him, instead causing them to give up smoking.



well Debog obeys to my orders and because of him his friends could have nice progression in Blood bowl experience.Many comments wiches prove the degeneration of human beings is now very advanced, end of theses times with justice are soon.
harvestmouse



Joined: May 13, 2007

Post   Posted: May 20, 2015 - 15:32 Reply with quote Back to top

He hasn't become a coward as such. The team's become skilled vamp heavy. They hardly win anymore,if that's ok with the coach...so be it.

Either they need to let go totally (if they have the money) or cut a skilled vamp to get back to winning ways.
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