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The_Great_Gobbo



Joined: Aug 04, 2014

Post   Posted: May 28, 2015 - 12:41 Reply with quote Back to top

I, der Great Gobbo, iz offerin me services ter der GLN an der FUMBBL community ter be yer resident Agony Ant an will anser yer problemz az a regular kolum in der GLN if yew want.

Let me no if yew do.
Badoek



Joined: May 17, 2009

Post   Posted: May 28, 2015 - 13:11 Reply with quote Back to top

Dear ant,

-I have some blood stains on my carpet (amongst some other household items) that I want to get rid off. How do you treat blood stains?

-Has Nige had her shots yet?

-Goblin Balloon Squad (hehe) or Goblin Digging Team?
selfy_74



Joined: Sep 03, 2010

Post   Posted: May 28, 2015 - 13:28 Reply with quote Back to top

Dear G. Gobbo

In your opinion, what do you think is the best way to tell your mother that you have become a stripper? Please advise.

Yours sincerely

Selfy

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koadah



Joined: Mar 30, 2005

Post   Posted: May 28, 2015 - 13:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Hey Gobbo,

What the best way to get rid of a body?

My mate reckons....

Is he talking gonads?

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Kam



Joined: Nov 06, 2012

Post   Posted: May 28, 2015 - 14:19 Reply with quote Back to top

Dear Mister Hobbo,

I've been experimenting new recipes like a Nurgle Rotter stew, but now my cooking pot is ruined, and everything I cook tastes like tentacle jus. Can you do something for me?

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akaRenton



Joined: Apr 15, 2008

Post   Posted: May 28, 2015 - 15:23 Reply with quote Back to top

Dear Anty TGG,

What's the best way to prepare goblin brains, and given their size are they better as a side order or light bite?

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Beanchilla



Joined: Sep 20, 2015

Post   Posted: Oct 18, 2015 - 02:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Do you suggest giving them cheese? Bloody mangled corpse bits? Or perhaps some other form of treat?

I've tried feeding them rat parts but I fear they become cannibalistic and that will not bode well on the field.

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pythrr



Joined: Mar 07, 2006

Post   Posted: Oct 18, 2015 - 03:02 Reply with quote Back to top

Eh, Great Gobbo --- why does the coach known as Calcium keep writing stories about the Lammer Heretics? Is he in love with them?

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Mr_Foulscumm



Joined: Mar 05, 2005

Post   Posted: Oct 18, 2015 - 04:23 Reply with quote Back to top

Oh Great Gobbo, mightiest in knowledge and giver of Great advice! I have a question worthy of your insight!

Why does this forum topic smell like old onions? Confused

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Antithesisoftime



Joined: Aug 20, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 18, 2015 - 05:23 Reply with quote Back to top

Dear Ant Gobbo:

My wife left me, my truck broke down, I lost my job, and my dog just died. What would you suggest I do?
buuface



Joined: Apr 23, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 18, 2015 - 06:40 Reply with quote Back to top

dear Great Gobbo
When will the league options by updated so that i can create a custom humanleague featuring
Araby Ind, Cathay,Nippon,Brettonia,Estalia,and Tilea ?
Matthueycamo



Joined: May 16, 2014

Post   Posted: Oct 18, 2015 - 06:48 Reply with quote Back to top

Dear Gobbo,

When will you get eaten by a troll?

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akaRenton



Joined: Apr 15, 2008

Post   Posted: Oct 18, 2015 - 08:20 Reply with quote Back to top

@Antithesisoftime Write a country & western song.

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Throweck



Joined: Feb 23, 2013

Post   Posted: Oct 18, 2015 - 10:00 Reply with quote Back to top

Dear Ant,

I caught my wife in bed with Troll and two Goblins. One looked a little like you. We have an open relationship and 'anything goes' usually. However, this time I feel she was trying to insight jealousy as goblins are on our 'forbidden' list due to their 'luv making skillz'. Also, I happened to find a small shrine dedicated to you in her wardrobe. Am I being paranoid? Was it you? What should I do?

Yours expectantly

Throweck
mr-maverick



Joined: Sep 10, 2010

Post   Posted: Oct 18, 2015 - 10:17 Reply with quote Back to top

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

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