Faulcon
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 05, 2017 - 10:01 |
 
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Ramblings from the Bulls coach after their latest stampede over the heavily outmatched Outlaws
"eight casualtesi in 3 gamesx! richolf is way xin front of the rlace tto win that prized tough guy award foqr the bulls if he can just survive twso more gfames!" |
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redcard
Joined: Apr 24, 2008
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Apr 05, 2017 - 13:18 |
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CLippers cam
Rumours have it during the last game against the wolf pack the clippers coach bmilner was seen driving away from the game in disgust at half time. With a team so pathetic they cant even gang foul the opposition sources tell us he is looking at early get out clauses |
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Wozzaa
Joined: Apr 23, 2016
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Apr 06, 2017 - 03:24 |
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Jaswick Scores a Stunner
....Cockerels still lose.
The Mootland Fighting Cockerels fought hard in a 2-1 loss to the Stallions. Coach Wozzaa said he took a lot of positives from the match, and is looking forward to the next round clash against the Panthers.
There was one incident that raised a few eyebrows, and a huge cheer from the crowd. Durung the second half, Karl Worlitzer, lineman for the Stallions, was lying on the ground after wrestling with, man of the moment Jaswick. A number of Cockerel players surrounded the prone body, completely ignoring the whereabouts of the ball. The referee moved in to see what the issue was and immediately sent Wattmutch Pandycot from the field of play. When the crowd dispersed, some of the fans cried out in horror, others cheered maniacally.
Karl's head was no longer attached to his body. |
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Semitence
Joined: May 18, 2013
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Apr 06, 2017 - 09:02 |
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Diavoli prepare to get Stung
Tonight's match-up is slated to be a mere formality given the current form of RSU. In saying that, there is more than meets the eye when assessing the current state of the Tilean collegiate team.
Tilea Diavoli have received constant criticism on their controversial decision to play as an exclusionist university, after having banned Halflings from the program. Coach ramchop has been labelled as "unsportsmanlike", "lacking character" and being "unable to gauge the sentiment of the fans". This reporter's impartial view is that a Halfling-less team is a poor decision and not in line with the traditions of Diavoli.
Luckily no such problem exists for the Scorpions.
Roger Fox
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LictorZ
Joined: Sep 08, 2016
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Apr 06, 2017 - 10:58 |
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Bears Bugle Round 3 Snapshot
Coach LictorZ calls into the refs integrity unit after today's game.
In unrelated news, large sums of the Aid for Kids with Cancer fund mysteriously disappeared just before game time.
Back to the game, the Bears found the poncy pointy-eared folk hitting back as hard as they got hit. This unaccounted for occurrence messed up some plans no doubt.
The Captain of the Bears is also facing scrutiny. 3 rounds in and has barely played 1 half of a game. Next round will be telling if the Coach has any gumption to make something of this team. |
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Wozzaa
Joined: Apr 23, 2016
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Apr 09, 2017 - 10:27 |
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Floppy Cocks Fail to Penetrate Panthers Defense
Mootland Fighting Cockerels slump to a disappointing 3-0 loss to the panthers.
The Cocks gave a stiff effort in the first half, but the panthers slipped in late to make it 1-0.
On offense the cocks started hard, but lost their firmness and shape, and the Pussy's walked all over them. |
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Patdragon
Joined: May 04, 2016
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Apr 09, 2017 - 10:47 |
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Panthers Win 3-0 vs Fighting Cockerels
Panthers claw their way back up the ladder
Some say the Panthers are a bunch of girls that are only good for a pounding.
Some say the Cockerels are a bunch of foul players kicking people while they're down and and generally being dicks about the whole thing.
Some would say the Panthers are out of the Finals yet again as their final game is against the Bulls.
Some would say I don't particularly care any more as after that last game, as I've finally been scouted for a big league team after showing off my speed, agility and strength.
Only one of those is true. |
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Geoffro
Joined: May 25, 2014
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Apr 09, 2017 - 12:54 |
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Blackpowder in the air!
Celebrations in Nuln tonight as CJ McCannon hits his man in the last turns of the 2nd half vs Coach Bobs. 1 leaving the pitch with minor burns and the other left in the dirt covered in black powder.
Winger Jamie O'Brien scoops the ball for a quick pass to Lineman Connor. He moves swiftly downfield for a 1-1 draw.
Coach Geoffro ecstatic with the Gunners this season so far going 2-1-0
'Scorpions next. Will be tough but we got what it takes. They are well due for a loss and we have the momentum. Cj has been raining death from above. Lets hope his blackpowder reign of terror can continue'
Hank Mcman - Nuln city times
#blackpowderdeath #CjMcCannon #gunnersfanclub |
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tussock
Joined: May 29, 2011
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Apr 09, 2017 - 13:16 |
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Erengrad University public statement on wrestle bowl lessons
Is generous of Erengrad CBBA Yhetees to offer young Frost teams excellent lessons in dealing with best and most-copied game plan of all teams in CBBA: wrestle-bowl. Bucs take long road to game, inviting Erengrad CBBA Yhetees to games and not showing, but back in Erengrad City, they show, and come loaded with many dirty tricks and money for referees. Yhetees smash, take ball, go forward, is good lesson.
Then they use spiked ball and wrestling against Yhetees to steal ball, and then steal ball, and then steal ball and score with passing game like elfs and dodge over and over like Svitlana is not best tackler in game. Rumour about female players making googly eyes at wild men of north ruthlessly crushed by female players after wild man took both apothecaries to keep body intact.
Then Erengrad CBBA Yhetees also, despite losing ball again and again, get ball, take forward, win game. Is good lesson, Bucs not need more, as proud North Wind team ready for big time. Best lessons given, next for sleepy flea-bag dog boys, lesson in pain and loss. Much rioting expected. End statement. |
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Angryman
Joined: Apr 09, 2008
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Apr 14, 2017 - 11:33 |
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FEDS WIN
NBC News ~ Your #1 source for Northern Border Confederates news
The Northern Border Confederates managed surprise win, taking down the Talabheim Panthers 3-1. The pairing of Pallen and Bratsch starting to prove valuable after they connected on several plays. League purists would argue it was the result of several underhanded tactics by the Cons but Angryman has said "[he's] just glad to finally achieve his first win with the Confederates."
The teams strength and conditioning program continues to provide dividends with Felix Pallen showing increased dexterity.
The Feds will struggle to back up, with them next facing off against inter-conference leaders the Wolfenburg Bulls.
#Fedswin #Giveandgo |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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Luccini Student Association Press
Anfora Season
After a respectable 1/1/1 effort against the 'mighty' Imperial Scum, the Diavoli head to Athel Loren to battle for the Anfora. With the Confederates cozying up to the Northerners, it is now only two games for Tilea to win.
The Eagles have a new coach, who seems to be intent on instilling discipline to the wild and debauched elves. This plan does not seem to be working as can be seen in their woeful record this season, and instead their open and free style is being stifled. Surely this is the best opportunity yet for a well developed Diavoli side to bring home our trophy.
The true table of the Southern Conference can be found HERE |
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redcard
Joined: Apr 24, 2008
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Apr 16, 2017 - 11:19 |
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Clippers Dying for the win
The clippers mark up their second win of the season with a 1 -0 game against the bears. It looks like coach bmilner may be safe from the knfe for another week.
In other news they have announced the funeral and wakes of Johnny drinks alot and mossimo wolldrige will be heald this friday at the country club. As usual only members and their guests may attend this event. |
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LictorZ
Joined: Sep 08, 2016
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Apr 16, 2017 - 11:27 |
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Bears Bugle Round 4 Snapshot
Blood Frenzy!
Howls were heard from stands of the opposition as the Bears mauled their opposition! But the red curtained their eyes from the ball and scoring a vital TD. Gift baskets will be sent to Johnny and Mossimo's families.
Season results are very much pointing towards the axe-man's block for the coach. He has certainly inspired the blood lust in the Bears but the 'W' column remains a tragic state of affairs...
The captaincy of Tungsten again is raised as she continues to be a glass cannon. |
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cdwat
Joined: Oct 29, 2013
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Apr 19, 2017 - 03:56 |
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Management of the Harlequins have decided on a new uncompromising style of business, and expect that this new hard-nosed style will be replicated on the pitch.
After more than a week of gruelling negotiations with the Buccaneers, we have worn them down and claimed an early victory; the date has finally been set for the Round 4 clash, with the game to be held tonight (the 19th).
A kick-off time is yet to be agreed upon between the two teams, although we expect the Buccaneers to comply with our demands soon.
#CBBA #Round4 #Uncompromising #NeverGiveAnInch #AlreadyWinning |
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DrPoods
Joined: Nov 14, 2013
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Apr 19, 2017 - 15:18 |
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@NorscanBucsOfficial
- Athletic Department Statement -
We would like to state, contrary to what you scumbags believe, that Coach Poods has been given a contract extension. We know that rebuilding our program will take time and the hapless losers currently befouling our glorious home pitch are not representative of future performance.
End Statement. #UrsloSucks #NorthernPride #GriffinFairies |
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