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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: May 22, 2019 - 13:24
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The Deserted Isles Blood Bowl Leeg is a weekly league for New Zealand based coaches. Coaches from elsewhere able to commit to NZ prime time (7pm - 9pm nzt) are also welcome.

Season 16 has just kicked off. OK, maybe not "just". Two weeks into what will be another great season, wizards and all.

This season The Deserted Isles seem to be a holiday destination for ex-SWL teams. Or is it a retirement destination, no, can't be that... they don't WTR.

Back Alley Burglars Division
Image Tararuas Krox - OrcCleaver
Image Karaz-a-Karak Krakens - bojoaph
Image Old 'Murican Gods - Klazam
Image Glenn Innis Hood Rats - Lostboyzz
Image Death Jesters Of Naggarond - Geoffro
Image Bonesfield Bakers - PlantingLemur
Image swashbuckling kings - pdarbs
Image Blackwater Glee Club - Foad


Lightning Bolt Division
Image Double Happys - ramchop
Image pdarbs wild host - pdarbs
Image At the Mercy of Chaos Dibbl- Trickey
Image Styx and Warpstones - JPM
Image Slaan Francisco 69ers - barberfett
Image Jank, Jank, Splat! - blackcaps
Image Argonian Maids - Nebula753
Image Pink 'n Scabby - Sharper
PlantingLemur



Joined: Jun 14, 2010

Post   Posted: May 22, 2019 - 21:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Redraft humour is a burgeoning field in BB history. I commend your efforts Mr Chop.
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: May 23, 2019 - 11:15
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View from above - Season Preview from your unbiased incorruptible Commish

Two pools again this season. We'll start with the less important one. The one without the Shield.... or me!

Back Alley Burglars Division Image
Named after the longest serving DIBBL team, 118 games! Sadly missed, but they'll be back.

ImageTararuas Krox (OrcCleaver)
TV 1950k. Champions from Season 12 and 15. The 'Krox' will completely dominate everything, and their skink will have opposition coaches raging at the inequity of it all.
Player to watch: Star Saurus, err, no, it's strength 4 but it is no saurus - Powell - may he die by lightning bolt before making Legend.
Prediction: 1st in pool, Champion. It's hopeless, might as well give up now

ImageOld 'Murican Gods (Klazam)
TV 2210k. Bullet proof glass, these Norse are big! They'll hurt stuff and make people cry... until coach Klazam turns into a blubbering mess after...
Player to watch: The big, the mighty, Rock Johnson dies to a spiked boot.
Prediction: 2nd in pool, beaten semi finalist

Image Karaz-a-Karak Krakens (bojoaph)
TV 1490. Part of the Aussie powergaming invasion, these short and stocky guys are headed for greatness... or deportation
Player to watch: A horrible creature, killed a TD scoring ulf 5spp short of Legend, everybody please target troll slayer Orin Onyxheart
Prediction: 3rd in pool, Runner up

ImageBlackwater Glee Club (Foad)
TV 1500k. The team that broke the blooding rules in SWL, then arguably SWL CRP. Recent SWL hall of famers, they're not ready to retire, and are here to make you cry. Aiming to be the first team to win titles on both sides of the Tazman.
Player to watch: An absolute monster, at least Legend Andrew "Starships" Cornell doesn't have piling on anymore
Prediction: 4th in pool

ImageBonesfield Bakers (PlantingLemur)
TV 1720k. Tomb Guardians are getting big. They will be contenders for most Cas this season.
Player to watch: He may not have the SPP under his belt that the other Thro-ra does, but he rolled Ag+ Obwarzanek Krakowski
Prediction: 5th, Plate winner

ImageDeath Jesters Of Naggarond (Geoffro)
TV 1460k. Geoffro is not done elfing, and this season he's looking to pull off some grand BS plays. Will score some great wins, but also some surprise defeats as the elf game doesn't quite click yet.
Player to watch: The head says the coach wants to elf, but the heart shouts bash. Iomen Ylandreii will lead the punching
Prediction: 6th in pool

Imageswashbuckling kings (pdarbs)
TV 1220k. pdarbs steps up to the plate again to help even up the Leeg. His pact team is tiny, but it will grow.
Player to watch: One elf in an Ag3 team is nice, James Fife makes it two.
Prediction: 7th in pool. Wobbly Boot winner

ImageGlenn Innis Hood Rats (Lostboyzz)
TV 1440k. Coaches new to FUMBBL tend to struggle in their first League season, and this one will be no exception. There is a lot of bash in this division and it'd be a miracle if the Hood Rats finish the season with a higher TV than they started with.
Player to watch: MA10 gutter runners really are disgusting creatures. How long will Leonardo survive?
Prediction: Spoon
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: May 27, 2019 - 09:41
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View from above - Season Preview from your unbiased incorruptible Commish

On to the important pool. The one with me in it!

Lightning Bolt Division Oh how we've missed wizards in this league. They're baaack!

ImageStyx and Warpstones (JPM)
TW 1470k. Underworld are a joke team. Even their heavy hitters are squishy. However, these ones come in with an all or nothing approach. If the stars survive it's all on!
Player to watch: Volos appears a few times in the SWL record books. How this beast never made the Hoof list is a complete mystery.
Prediction: 1st in pool, beaten semifinalist

ImageJank, Jank, Splat! (blackcaps)
TW 1680k. Wood Elves, clearly easy mode. I wonder why they've never won DIBBL. This lot are getting to a TV where they'll really start to threaten things, or get squished trying.
Player to watch: What do you need sure hands for? Nobody takes strip ball, Insurance liability has.
Prediction: 2nd in pool, exit first round of playoffs

ImageDouble Happys (ramchop)
TV 1460k. Slann made the DIBBL Grand Final once, only to be beaten by a superior coach. This superior coach now takes the reigns of a frog team. However, they need to mature past the current tadpole stage before they can truly threaten the title.
Player to watch: Don't even think about dropping that ball, or Joyousness will leap in and snaffle it.
Prediction: 3rd in pool, exit first round of playoffs

ImageArgonian Maids (Nebula753)
TV 1770k. Getting bigger. Once their coach learns to annoy people in FUMBBL as well as he does in tabletop, he'll make the Cup playoffs. Not quite there this season.
Player to watch: Bark may be worse than its bite, but that's one scary bark! Kandy
Prediction: 4th in pool

ImageSlaan Francisco 69ers (barberfett)
TV 2250k. TV 2250k. The giants of the division. Shield holder for a couple of seasons. Some really nasty players. So, why not predicted to finish higher than 5th? Simple really, the commish is an arse! Razz
Player to watch: Pink Visual continues to brutalise the unwary. Not many unwary left in this division though, they'll be ready for him.
Prediction: 5th in pool

ImagePink 'n Scabby (Sharper)
TV 1490k. Well coached, Ag4 skink, Block Krox, killer Saurus. Team's just not big enough yet.
Player to watch: Nothing beats an Ag4 skink. Eztletalpalli II will be one of the biggest pests in the league. But his team mates will let him down.
Prediction: 6th in pool


Imagepdarbs wild host (pdarbs)
TV 1830k. Big underworld can be a bit scary. Skills on nearly all the players, and an immovable troll. Why so low? Nuffle has it in for this team.
Player to watch: banjo show tony is no Volos, but tell that to the many he'll hurt this season.
Prediction: 7th in pool

ImageAt the Mercy of Chaos Dibbl (Trickey)
TV 1500k. Coach Trickey brought a similarly named Pact team to his first TT tournament and scored two wins. Nice. Sadly there'll be no wins for the DIBBL variety, not this season anyway.
Player to watch: It's gotta be a Big, but which one? Montador the Metro Sexual Minotaur of course.
Prediction: Spoon
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