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JoeKano



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Post   Posted: May 29, 2005 - 15:16 Reply with quote Back to top

We cross now live the ChannelBB! Coverage of the SWL ProBowl Game 1 between the Fringe Fanatics and the Conference Conquistadors....

Pre broadcast in the booth.

<XanatosBloodhoof> oh man is this going o be a fun game
<Bob_Borc> sure is Xanatos we expect a huge crowd tonight
<Bob_Borc> now have you done your voice warm ups?
<XanatosBloodhoof> and what a match this will be
* Bob_Borc runs through a series of vocal registers
<Bob_Borc> ok show time in 2 mins
<XanatosBloodhoof> right, the player's must have a lot on their minds right now
<Bob_Borc> screw the players it's us I am worried about
<Bob_Borc> this is a big night for us
<Bob_Borc> our first probowl game call
<Lars_Nielson> should be a thriller Bob
<XanatosBloodhoof> and welcome Lars
<Bob_Borc> woo, you made it Lars
<Bob_Borc> OK we lock the booth in 1 minute
<Bob_Borc> an then its our biggest night ever on Channel BB!
<Bob_Borc> who's first on the interview list Lars?
<Bob_Borc> and were live................... now.

The Call

<Bob_Borc> Welcome
<Bob_Borc> to the first ever Pro-Bowl game
<Lars_Nielson> well we can't go past the top blocker in the conferences this season Frozen Tauros
<Bob_Borc> who we will be interviewing at halftime
<XanatosBloodhoof> Snakefield?
<Bob_Borc> well you know the rumors that have been circulating Xanatos
<Bob_Borc> that he won't make half time however we will hopefully have him at the end of tonights game
<XanatosBloodhoof> well we will have to wait and see
<Bob_Borc> OK Lars describe the setup for the fringe could you
<Bob_Borc> for the first kick
<Lars_Nielson> an impressive lineup for the fringe here
<Bob_Borc> any standouts in this crowd of champions?
<Lars_Nielson> setting up in a 5-2-4 formation
<Bob_Borc> Well the Conference are setting up to receive
<XanatosBloodhoof> the Star Wolf Blitzer Lupis has been kept on reserve
<Bob_Borc> any thoughts there XanatosBloodhoof
<Lars_Nielson> well Deepwood Firmbranch comes to mind, the tall powering oak could be a handful
<XanatosBloodhoof> yes a nice strong point there
<Lars_Nielson> but if he takes root he will be as useless as tits on a minotaur
<Bob_Borc> they seem to be keeping well away perhaps hoping he will put roots down in the lush green turf
<XanatosBloodhoof> but its seems that they are massing for a massive blitz down the side
<Bob_Borc> heres the KICK!!!~
<XanatosBloodhoof> Perfect Defense
<Bob_Borc> the Fringe scramble to adjust there line up
<Lars_Nielson> and by no surprise they readjust to cover the right side
<XanatosBloodhoof> and the first block goes to Rudi Van Winkle stunning Prince Michael
<XanatosBloodhoof> if he wasnt so tough he would of been out of there
<Lars_Nielson> with the assist from Hopp'n M Cauldron
<Bob_Borc> he looks especially tough this game...
<Lars_Nielson> the Conference looks to be switching their attack to the left side of the field
<XanatosBloodhoof> and a nice pass by Mannfred to Roderick
<Bob_Borc> Tanguay deep
<Lars_Nielson> and Deepwood is down!
<XanatosBloodhoof> and he is up
<Lars_Nielson> and taken root
<Bob_Borc> well he will have much less impact on this drive you would think
<XanatosBloodhoof> Rene takes down Hoppn
<Lars_Nielson> some pretty ineffectual blocking by the Fringe there
<Bob_Borc> the Conference line is holding its screen of the ball carrier well
<Lars_Nielson> will be interesting to see what the conference do here
<Bob_Borc> and the crowd is going wild
<Lars_Nielson> Vengence KO's Rivkin and the crowd goes wild
<XanatosBloodhoof> Hearld knocks Rene one
<Bob_Borc> big hit folks
<Bob_Borc> Antaka into the crowd, makes it back to the dugout safely
<Bob_Borc> as Roderick and Tanquay combine
<Lars_Nielson> Roderick hands off to Tanguay who dodges out and runs in the opening TD
<Bob_Borc> for first score of the game
<XanatosBloodhoof> and Rene must like the soft pillows, he is still out cold
<Lars_Nielson> well it was a massive hit as Rivkin's boots are still on the field
<Bob_Borc> Well we setting up for the 2nd drive and the Duke has taken the field in Defence
<Lars_Nielson> what is coach Covertfun doing putting the Conference's leading td scorer on the los?
<XanatosBloodhoof> Lupis teaming up with Michael
<Lars_Nielson> Anders would be pretty nervous lining up there
<Bob_Borc> well its all about different styles of thinking is the ProBowl
<Lars_Nielson> well i'm thinking he is a knucklehead
<Bob_Borc> well its a huge crowd of 133,000 here tonight watching this first game of the Pro-Bowl Series
<Bob_Borc> and they have already seen one incredible game
<Bob_Borc> How about that hit!!
<XanatosBloodhoof> Tauros down for the count
* Lars_Nielson shakes his head at the inept coaching by Covertfun on defense
<Bob_Borc> corrr
<Bob_Borc> and another one!!!
<XanatosBloodhoof> and Lupis in fine form injuring Roderick
<Lars_Nielson> the fringe are just carving players up now
<Bob_Borc> The fringe may not be as agile looking but they sure know how to hit!!
<Bob_Borc> Mozad Scoops the ball......
<Lars_Nielson> and settles in next to Ewing and Budvar
<Bob_Borc> Conference head in swinging
<XanatosBloodhoof> Duke with an ineffective swing
<Lars_Nielson> the conference defence is easily overpowered here
<Bob_Borc> Desperate play......
<Lars_Nielson> Tanguay with a leap and and a crucial block
<Bob_Borc> pays offf..........
<XanatosBloodhoof> and a good take down
<Lars_Nielson> Karlis gathers the crumbs and scoots off
<Lars_Nielson> and pelts it downfield to be picked up later
<Bob_Borc> Harp goes back to cover the ball for fringe
<Bob_Borc> Ewing takes Tanguay down to clear up a run on Karlis
<Bob_Borc> and prevent his scooping back the ball
<Bob_Borc> no looks like they are gonna push further into offense
<XanatosBloodhoof> cleanly picked by Antaka
<Lars_Nielson> who fumbles the handoff
<Bob_Borc> now that could cost em...
<Lars_Nielson> to Lupis
<Bob_Borc> Lucius slaps down Khudis
<Lars_Nielson> and the conference quickly surround the ball
<XanatosBloodhoof> this could be interesting
<Bob_Borc> Blind navigator closes the ball but goes down on it
<Lars_Nielson> i think that block by Anders was costly
<Bob_Borc> he really needed to put im down..
<Lars_Nielson> allowing Prince Michael to sidestep out into the open
<Bob_Borc> Lupis brings down Hopp'n
<Lars_Nielson> and the first foul in the game
<Bob_Borc> Ball to Prince Michael
<Lars_Nielson> this gonna get ugly
<XanatosBloodhoof> Michael breaks away for the td
<Lars_Nielson> Michael scores to level the ballgame
<Bob_Borc> Prince Michael score to level it up at turn 5
<Bob_Borc> we setup for another drive
<Lars_Nielson> and Hilbo Tippins comes into the game
<Bob_Borc> I see the Halfling aerial corp are being deployed
<Lars_Nielson> he must feel 6 feet tall out there at the moment
<Bob_Borc> oh Thanks Mr Whippy for the Donuts here in the commentary booth
<Bob_Borc> make mine a strawberry jam filled iced thanks..
<XanatosBloodhoof> the fringe are certainly holding their own
<Lars_Nielson> and also Orca-Cola for supplying the drinks
<Lars_Nielson> the conference set up on the right again
<Lars_Nielson> and are quick on the snap
<Lars_Nielson> taking the defence unawares
<Bob_Borc> Interestingly no dedicated kicker made it into either of these teams of stars..
<Lars_Nielson> and no dirty players either
<XanatosBloodhoof> wow massive fast play
<Bob_Borc> well that was an interesting time dilation effect there...
<Lars_Nielson> the SWL will have to look into this
<Bob_Borc> as the Conference go deep in offense and shield the ball deep in their own half
<Bob_Borc> plenty of receiving option out here..
<Bob_Borc> Hilbo goes into the midfield as an intercept option..
<Lars_Nielson> as the fringe move into position to cover the pass
<XanatosBloodhoof> Deepwood going to cover
<Lars_Nielson> Deepwood on the blitz brings down Claudia
<Lars_Nielson> and Michael trips
<Lars_Nielson> showing he isn't really that agile
<Bob_Borc> the fringe have left one half wide open
<XanatosBloodhoof> he didn't quite land right
<Bob_Borc> he may have twisted an ankle there..
<Lars_Nielson> Mozad comes in for the pass block
<XanatosBloodhoof> bug fumble there
<XanatosBloodhoof> big
<Lars_Nielson> and pressures Richthofen to fumble
<Bob_Borc> this could be costly for the conference..
<Lars_Nielson> another big hit, this time from Deepwood on Claudia
<Bob_Borc> Hilbo moves into coverage and Mozad dodges to grab the ball..
<Lars_Nielson> and picks it up cleanly
<Bob_Borc> he goes to throw
<Bob_Borc> and Karlis moves to pass block
<Bob_Borc> falls and is off the field
<XanatosBloodhoof> ohhh and another failed catch
<Lars_Nielson> blitz by the Duke!
<Bob_Borc> it looks misdirected...
<Lars_Nielson> clearing a path for Richthofen
<Bob_Borc> Manfred slips through an open hole
<Bob_Borc> scoop the ball and fall
<XanatosBloodhoof> and fails to get away from Antaka
<Bob_Borc> it lands at Hilbo's feet...
<Lars_Nielson> must be slippery out there
<Lars_Nielson> Tanguay joins his team mates on the injured list
<XanatosBloodhoof> and a clear run for Antaka
<Bob_Borc> Mozads hands off to Antaka for the score
<Bob_Borc> finishing the half at 2-1
<Bob_Borc> for the Fringe
<Lars_Nielson> if the Fringe score from the kickoff, it'll be all over
<Lars_Nielson> maybe we should grab one of the Fringe guys to interview as the Duke has done bugger all so far
<XanatosBloodhoof> perhaps Antaka?

Half Time Break Over

<Bob_Borc> well the teams are back on the field after the oranges
<Bob_Borc> so we will have to hold the interview till full time
<Lars_Nielson> the crowd is really rowdy here tonight
<Lars_Nielson> hitting Lucius with a rock
<Bob_Borc> cor and Lucius is down from a rock...or was it a full can of Bugmans XXXX
<XanatosBloodhoof> id say Bugmans
<Bob_Borc> The drink of Champions!!
<Bob_Borc> and one of our sponsors for tonights coverage
<XanatosBloodhoof> oh god Lupis is on the sideline
<Lars_Nielson> the ground must of been watered here as Deepwood has taken root again
<Lars_Nielson> Rudi stuns Antaka
<Bob_Borc> the duke makes a run drags the shadower
<Bob_Borc> but fails to bring him down
<Bob_Borc> plenty of Fringe round the ball
<Bob_Borc> and they have the speed to shift the line of attack..
<Lars_Nielson> as the conference seems to be clutching at straws
<Lars_Nielson> Harp passes to Lupis
<Bob_Borc> Harp passes to Lupis who takes down Rabbo and runs for home
<XanatosBloodhoof> but trips on a rock on the field
<Lars_Nielson> must of caught one of his claws on it
<Bob_Borc> manfred recovers the ball
<Lars_Nielson> and passes
<Bob_Borc> prince Michael spoils it
<XanatosBloodhoof> but Michael slaps it away
<Lars_Nielson> was a beautiful leap there
<Bob_Borc> ball is loose again...
<Bob_Borc> the fringe attack
<Lars_Nielson> Buffington and Deepwood are going toe to toe mid field
<XanatosBloodhoof> go Michael
<Bob_Borc> as the prince clears it
<Bob_Borc> and scores again for the fringe
<Lars_Nielson> well that score might be the match clincher but with plenty of time left in the half anything can happen
<Bob_Borc> where set for the next drive....
<Bob_Borc> and the Fringe Fans mug the ref
<Bob_Borc> its gonna get bloody out there folks
<Lars_Nielson> coach Covertfun is blamer Anders for dropping the catch under pressure
<XanatosBloodhoof> some really bad plays there
<Bob_Borc> i think some unwise choices there by the Conference coach
<Lars_Nielson> who quickly blames the players
<Lars_Nielson> Deepwood has taken root again!
<Bob_Borc> and Deeproot surely is
<Lars_Nielson> they must of fertilized the pitch as well
<Bob_Borc> I think the Conference must have fertilizer spread on the field before the game...
<Lars_Nielson> as i said earlier that could be a major factor in the match
<Bob_Borc> a lack of aggressive play though by the fringe coach may see it work out anyway
<XanatosBloodhoof> well its been more of a minor here tho
<XanatosBloodhoof> and Antaka goes and takes a nap
<Bob_Borc> trying to get in coverage position
<Lars_Nielson> i think the key to this play here will be to get the ball to M'cauldron who is within scoring distance
<Bob_Borc> I think there is a lot of pressure on these coaches here tonight
<XanatosBloodhoof> covert is cracking under pressure
<Bob_Borc> Hopp'n crowds Rene however possibly missing the chance to score...
<Lars_Nielson> seems he wants the Duke to score
<XanatosBloodhoof> just so the duke does something
<Lars_Nielson> but the Duke is dropped
<XanatosBloodhoof> budvar give the Duke a knee to the goolies
<Lars_Nielson> Michael grabs the ball, dodges then leaps next to Mozad
<Bob_Borc> who takes the ball down field
<Bob_Borc> across the half line
<Lars_Nielson> Mozad receives the hand off and scoots down field

Technical Difficulties

<XanatosBloodhoof> and we have a glitch in our live feed
<Bob_Borc> get those bums back on here!!
<Lars_Nielson> i blame those damn wizards
<Bob_Borc> ill have words with them, stuffing up my commentary
<Bob_Borc> i am Bob_Borc you know
<Bob_Borc> you know who I am!!!
<Bob_Borc> Ill have their balls for Breakfast
<Bob_Borc> they will never work in this town again!!!
<Lars_Nielson> settle down Bob, we're still getting paid you know
<XanatosBloodhoof> yes and i think covert will get a severe beating for his mishandling of the team
<Bob_Borc> really?
<Bob_Borc> oh
<Bob_Borc> OK then
<Bob_Borc> well well go to this station announcement whilst we look into the outcome...
<XanatosBloodhoof> i think we should give sum awards out for this match
<Lars_Nielson> well most over hyped player award would go to the Duke
<Bob_Borc> well whilst we on station break lets discuss the maps for both sides
<Bob_Borc> how are you lads going to vote..
<XanatosBloodhoof> i think Prince Michael has had a good game so far
<Lars_Nielson> well i think Antaka and Mozad have combined well
<Bob_Borc> hes been a real game winner so far for the Fringe team
<Bob_Borc> i am thinking three points to Prince Michael
<XanatosBloodhoof> Lupis has done some good hits just those failed catches and GFI would take him out of contention
<Bob_Borc> two to Antaka and One to Mozad
<XanatosBloodhoof> yes Mozad has played really well, so to round off my votes 3 for Michael 2 for Mozad and 1 for Lupis
<Lars_Nielson> well I'll give 3 to Antaka, 2 for Michael and 1 for Mozad
<Bob_Borc> and Lars for the Conference?
<Lars_Nielson> nobody has caught my eye yet
<Lars_Nielson> but Rudi has done some nice hits out there
<Bob_Borc> Tanquay was playing well before his injury..
<XanatosBloodhoof> yeah Alex did well
<Bob_Borc> with Rudi as a performer
<Lars_Nielson> well I'm giving 3 to Rudi, 2 to Hopp'n and 1 to Tanguay
<Bob_Borc> i think unfortunately some of the real star potential of this side has been underutilized.
<Lars_Nielson> the blitzers are definitely doing all the hard yards
<Bob_Borc> I think Lucius could have been better utilized in a Blitzing role..
<Lars_Nielson> yes all he has been doing is some coverage and assistance
<Lars_Nielson> very underutilized
<Bob_Borc> Well it looks like we won't be getting the coverage back anytime soon so .....
<Bob_Borc> Hi and welcome back
<XanatosBloodhoof> OK id say that the game has been postponed until the network is back up?
<Bob_Borc> were going to go to some replays of seasons highlights games and we will bring you the result in the news at 11
<Bob_Borc> Well tats wraps lads,
<Lars_Nielson> what a bloody farce
<Bob_Borc> well done and good call
<Lars_Nielson> well goodnight Bob and night Xanatos
<XanatosBloodhoof> until we again meet for the finishing blows of the Fringe vs Conference ProBowl Match
<Lars_Nielson> also don't miss our coverage of the Premier vs the Veterans
<XanatosBloodhoof> same time same channel next week!

Restart

<Bob_Borc>What do you mean they got the transmission back...oh hheellllll. Someone go grab Lars and Xan, thell be in the bar by now!!!
Get em Get em, QUICK!!!!!!!!

<Bob_Borc> and we are back fans
<Bob_Borc> oh my
<Bob_Borc> and the conference have scored ...
<Bob_Borc> in the lost part of the broadcast the Conference have recovered the ball and scored
<Bob_Borc> welcome back to the coverage XanatosBloodhoof
<XanatosBloodhoof> thank you
<Bob_Borc> Conference set up the kick...
<Bob_Borc> and force forward

<Bob_Borc>What the wheres the picture gone now???
<Bob_Borc>More technical issues...ok we coming back, ok here we go...3..2..1..on...

<Bob_Borc> Hearld strips the ball clear
<Bob_Borc> then Karlis trips on the dodge..NOOOOO
<Lars_Nielson> so what's happened so far guys?
<Lars_Nielson> sorry had a few too many bloodweisers during the break
<Bob_Borc> The conf failed a great chance to get the ball free due to a tripping elf
<Bob_Borc> also our sponsor tonight
<Bob_Borc> Bloodweiser the Beer of Champions!!
<Bob_Borc> And Antaka goes for the Ball, hes down
<Bob_Borc> hes not moving
<XanatosBloodhoof> ooo antake dies on the dodge
<Bob_Borc> the doc runs out
<XanatosBloodhoof> and i will have to sign off here
<Bob_Borc> and slips him the magic juice!!
<Lars_Nielson> wow Antaka nearly came to an untimely demise
<Bob_Borc> The Conf must pick up the Ball!!
<Bob_Borc> Mannfredd has the ball its a sphincter clincher!!
<Bob_Borc> that magic man has done it again
<Lars_Nielson> and Manfred has fumbled it
<Bob_Borc> Prince Michael has stopped the pass!!!
<Lars_Nielson> i really think Richtofen should of went for it there to get out of the pass blockers range
<Bob_Borc> he fumbled the throw and grounded the ball for the turn over
<Bob_Borc> and now he is stunned in a brilliant counter play
<Lars_Nielson> Parkin picks it up
<Lars_Nielson> runs it downfield to Lupis
<Bob_Borc> Fumble!!
<Lars_Nielson> hands off and it's spilt in the endzone
<Lars_Nielson> this will be a last chance play from the conference
<Bob_Borc> they send in Rudi
<Bob_Borc> and take the hit
<Bob_Borc> and its bounces the ball clear
<Lars_Nielson> great work by Rudi freeing the ball by sending the downed Parkin onto it
<Lars_Nielson> Herald grabs the loose ball
<Bob_Borc> Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
<Bob_Borc> he goes for it
<Bob_Borc> hes down
<Lars_Nielson> he's fallen
<Bob_Borc> its all over folks
<Lars_Nielson> and he looks hurt
<Bob_Borc> its all over
<Lars_Nielson> the Fringe have taken this game
<Lars_Nielson> well Bob some serious mistakes at the end there cost the Conference the game
<Lars_Nielson> now the Fringe go to the ProBowl final to face the winner of next weeks match
<Bob_Borc> Where the two great SWL Coaches Clayinifinty and Ozjesting will meet head to head with their respective teams of stars
<Bob_Borc> Former SWL Greats versus the Greatest of the Current.
<Lars_Nielson> who do you tip for that one Bob?
<Bob_Borc> Well my money is on the old timers
<Lars_Nielson> yes they have a more rounded line up
<Lars_Nielson> i'm tipping the vets also
<Bob_Borc> well look forward to that game next week
<Lars_Nielson> well until next week this is Lars Nielson and...
<Bob_Borc> Bob Borc
<Bob_Borc> for Channel BB!!
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<Bob_Borc> of the greatest sport in the Southern Wastes!

Post Game

<Bob_Borc> Thats a wrap folks
<Bob_Borc> well done crew
<Bob_Borc> good scramble there on the linking back in once transmission resumed
<Bob_Borc> Now Lars hand me one of them Bloods m8
<Bob_Borc> ..........................
<Lars_Nielson> here ya go Bob
<Lars_Nielson> we deserve it

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Post   Posted: May 24, 2005 - 12:17 Reply with quote Back to top

Edi the Birk: A big Gidday to all you Bowl Fans out there! My name's Edi the Birk, and this is Carlton Vision! The world's a better place when viewed through a bottle of Carlton! Wink

Well, with Rounds 4, 5, and 6 now over, we find ourselves at the business end of the season. Carlton are on top of the ladder of course, and it looks like it's all gonna come down to one last roll of the dice in our fight for the Title. Ain't that always the way Kids!
Tied at the top with Northern Conference hard hitters Beasts of Bowl, it's looking at all being decided by the respective teams' performance in this last round. The good news for us all is that a win for Carlton against their League opponents SWL Losers should pretty much see Carlton take the Title as, even if the Beasts win theirs, the tie breaker is weighted in favour of our boys! Gotta be happy with that, Boys and Girls! Very Happy

The last few rounds have been laced with sorrow for our brave battlers, and I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about here. Let's take a quick look at an important game in Carlton's History, and a hard beginning to their road to the Title...

Round 4, The Flash is Dead... Long Live the Flash!
With Duke missing the match with a hair appointment and Flash ominously dieing in the opening minutes of the match before being brought back to life with a quickly administered swig of our Special Brew, it took nerves of steel to sit out this nail biting matchup against a club that had sworn the destruction of all things Carlton since the very first day that they joined the SWL, the dreaded and dreadful Citadel Ancients. It'll be a long time before their name is mentioned in Carlton without a spit, a curse, and an obsene gesture...
Things weren't getting better much faster as Davros succumbed to a well timed block that saw him sidelined for the rest of the match. Flash was sacked metres from the line after a perfectly judged longbomb from Adam Yardley and the Carlton offence began to break down further.
The inexperience of many of Carltons second tier players really showed in the resultant scramble and the Ancients were ableto run away with the ball for a leisurely score. Nobody much was watching the ball though... they were watching the slow moving zombie fist of Chuckitin as it connected with the heart of the Carlton Team in a catastrophic collision that would change the face of Bloodbowl for some, change it forever... There was no special brew to save him this time. This time, the Flash was dead. Dead...
Yep. Flash was dead... or was he? The faithful had barely begun what for many would be a lifetime of grief when their broken hearts for one fleeting moment stopped dead. Flash was getting to his feet! He was gonna be alright!! Looks of grief turned to looks of joy before turning to looks of horror. Something wasn't right... something was... different.
"Braaaiiiinnss" groaned Flash.
You could see the conflict in the Carlton players as they took the field to see their former team mate line up against them. Having already taken quite a beating physically, they were ill prepared for this latest assault. A grim fury enveloped all but the most bone headed of the remaining players as they set about trying to right the wrong that had been done to their one time comrade. Zombies fell under the relentless but futile assault, but Flash was proving as nigh unstoppable in death as he had been in life. With cruelty he was given the ball by his new team, and with evil spite, he slammed it over the line!
As if this weren't enough, he then shuffled into defence on Carlton's counter attack, diving on young Carlton Blitzer Clayton as he sailed towards a consolation touchdown otherwise unopposed! With some spark of his former grace, the creature then bent down to fetch the scattered ball, teed up a pass to a waiting dogman and set up a play that would see the Ancients add another to the scoreboard!
The game ended 3-0, with the dead Flash certainly earning his first MVP for his new team...

Round 5 would see Carlton take on a seriously undermanned Darkest Sides of the Sun in a good old fashioned schelacking! A good sign for a side that has traditionally put a lot on the shoulders of its Stars...

With Round 6 being a bye for our boys, we're now sitting at Round 7 and everything is well and truly on the table. A win here will pretty much see the Title with Carlton, a draw or loss, well who can say. We're once again facing an undermanned Elven opponent and confidence is unashamedly high for this last match decider.

Should be an exciting end to the Season none the less, and word has it that both Carlton and Beasts of Bowl are slated to fill the ranks of the Premier League next season regardless. I'm sure a few scores will be settled when next they meet. But for now, it's just two clubs going for glory!
And isn't that what it's all about, eh? Wink

Edi the Birk, signing off.

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Post   Posted: May 24, 2005 - 10:40 Reply with quote Back to top

Hi there Sports fans, JaHosh Gawwad here again to give you the Pre-Game Report for this, the final Round. Firstly lets have a look at the Twahn Memorial League:

Form Guide (2/1/3) vs Sinister Duskriders (1/1/2)
Form Guide have had a strong second half of the season, but their disastrous start means that they're out of contention for the title. The Duskriders have improved over the season, and should be built up enough to have a good season 10. The Rotters have suffered many injuries this season, and will probably struggle in this game, while the duskriders should be able to win this one. Duskriders by 1.

Creepers (4/1/1) vs Good, Bad, Furry (2/2/2)
The Creepers have had a great season, and only a disaster will prevent them being Division Champions. The Skaven however, have not had a good year, and could have been so much more had it not been for key losses of both games and players. While both teams have some injuries, the Creepers shouldn't be to bothered with theirs, and should win comfortably. Creepers by 2.

Soft n Fluffy (3/1/2) vs Bogan Yobs (3/2/1)
This is a meeting of the only other real contendes for the title, and both teams have to win this one to ensure promotion. Both teams have had a good season, and will definately be teams to watch next season. With no major injury problems on either side, it should be a great game to watch. I beleive the strength of the Orcs will see them through into the Conferences. Soft n Fluffly by 1.

Women Who Wear Little (2/1/3) vs King's Park Rangers (1/3/2)
Well, the Women had a good start to this season, but it all came undone after Round 3. The Rangers have struggled all season long, and this game is the last chance for both teams to add some dignity to this season. Neither team has any players with major injuries to worry about, but the Rangers are down to only 11 players for this game, and a few early KO's could seal this game for the amazons. Wimmin by 1.

And Now the Donut Emporium League.

Good Old Days Return (0/2/4) vs Arnold's Avengers (0/0/6)
Bottom of the barrel game this one, and it should be an interesting battle for the wooden spoon. Both teams will probably just want to forget about this season. The Avengers will win on CAS, but the Humans will win where it counts, on the scoreboard. Good Old Days by 2.

Wicked C Dorfs (2/1/0) vs Minor Deities (6/0/0)
The Wicked C Dorfs have had a great season, and they are only placed 6th because they missed the first 3 weeks. The Deities though, have had an incredible season, and may become one of the few teams in SWL history to have a perfect season. The Dorfs will put in a good fight in this one, but the Deities are unstoppable this season. Deities by at least 2.

Pestilent Freaks (4/0/2) vs BrisVegans (4/1/1)
This game will be a fight for the last promotion slot, and a tough one it'll be. Both teams have played well all season long and this game should be no exception. The many niggling injuries amongst the skaven could be a problem for them, but they should field a strong team for this game. The strength and speed of the lizardmen will test the skaven to their limits, but I cannont see which team will come out on top. I reckon this game will end in a draw!

Well, there we have it, my last tips for Season 9. I hope I helped all those of you out there of a betting mind, and will be here next season delivering my opinions. This is JaHosh Gawwad, tellin you to keep BRINGING BACK THE BIFF!
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Post   Posted: May 24, 2005 - 05:59 Reply with quote Back to top

Who Said The Veterans Were Has Beens!

Vladim Oslobahn warmed up for the Pro Bowl with FIVE casualties against the hapless Calen Caretakers in the Blue Mountain Dragons 3-1 demolition of the poor Woodies.

Vladim was quoted after the match that he was "looking forward to getting back into competitive Blood Bowl" and that he was "sick of playing these pub teams in the so called "Veterans" league."

He also expressed joy at again locking horns with Duke Snakefield and that playing under a different coach in the Pro Bowl may see the Duke "a little more exposed than normal"...

Be sure to tune into Channel BB on Sunday Night 8:30pm Eastern to see the Premier vs Veterans clash!
ClayInfinity



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Post   Posted: May 18, 2005 - 14:42 Reply with quote Back to top

Donuts Finish Season In Style

In a double header match up at "The Shoppe", the men from Good Old Days took on the Donuts in a fearsome display of violence, but not much action on the scoreboard... the match ended 1-1 and the Men had the field at their mercy with many Flings deciding the free donuts in the dugout were better than earning them on the pitch and both Trees rooted to the spot for most of the game.

Still they wanted to foul and maim and it cost them.

With a brief meal (only 13 courses and deserts), the Boys were back out again to take on the wild men from Brisbane, The Bonco's. They were decidely beat up from their last match and took to the field with 3 rookie makeweights.

In experienced showed as the Donut Boys took a big 2-0 lead.

The match ended 2-1 after a consolation TD for the norsemen, but it was a stellar performance again from Hilbo Tippins as he passed for one touchdown and was flung in again for another.

So the inaugural season for the Donuts Boys ends... we will finish a credible mid table and have a decent squad ready for next season with all contract negotiations complete, and the $1,500,000 salary cap fully spent.

All in all, a fine effort! Donuts For You All!!
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Post   Posted: May 17, 2005 - 07:56 Reply with quote Back to top

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Post   Posted: May 17, 2005 - 07:47 Reply with quote Back to top

DaemonicLazoth wrote:
And in english please?

In German please?

You'll find the same text on the German Vermin team page.

It is easier to read it in English then that German.

But it fits in the fluff to have 'German' summery. Even though no German can understand it Wink
andycapp



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Post   Posted: May 17, 2005 - 06:02 Reply with quote Back to top

use http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr and select German-to-English to get the gist of it all.

... Klaus Von Crap, signing off, and remember, if it is not German, it is not porn.

hmmm . righty-o then Symm ...
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Post   Posted: May 17, 2005 - 05:48 Reply with quote Back to top

And in english please?

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Post   Posted: May 17, 2005 - 05:04 Reply with quote Back to top

Hallo Sport-Ventilatoren! Klaus Von Crap, der unten aus Deutschland auf dem Klopfen' EM, Gegenkraft' EM aus Kampf berichtet, der die des SWLs 9. Jahreszeit war. Die righteous Nagetiere des Drittes Reichs liefen mit einem Blut splattered Spiel gegen die Kolorado Lawine an. Manchmal konnten die hölzernen Elfe für eine Lawine gehofft haben, das Spiel anzuhalten, stattdessen war aller, den sie erhielten, ein Regen der Schläge und ein Erdrutsch der Unfall. Dieses stoppte Kolorado nicht von zwar zählen, und sie drueckten die deutsche Verteidigung unermüdlich für das gesamte Spiel. Verletzungen nahmen ihre Abgabe schließlich zwar und nähern sich dem Ende der zweiten Hälfte, Kolorado erlagen. Wenn nur ein Spieler auf dem Taktabstand gelassen ist (und ihm, stellen Sie unten im Schmutz) gegenüber, lief Deutschland innen zur Kerbe, was der entscheidende Touchdown sein würde. Aus den vielen Verletzungen heraus, die durch Kolorado erlitten wurden, war das schlechteste der Tod von Chris Gratton. Chris starb nach einem smack zum Bügel von den Binokeln des Graf Zeppelins. Folgender Umlauf sah die Schädlinge, eine Schlusse Schlacht gegen die Zen Adepten zu kämpfen. Eine langsame erste Hälfte stellte die Schädlinge zurück in ein, was schließlich ein blutiges Spiel war. Die Zen Adepten hielten die Kugel für die erste Hälfte, nachdem sie weg vom Öffnung Stoß bombardiert hatten, und aus Claudia geklopft hatten. Spiel weg von der Kugel degenerierte in eine Schlacht für Überleben, und Sachen apeared kahles manchmal für die Ratten, aber zutreffend sich zu bilden, handhatten sie, durch zu reiben. Apothecaries von beiden Seiten wurden vorbei früh zur Hälfte zweite erschöpft, und mit der Kerbe gegen ihn unleashed ergreift 2-1 am Ende, Hitler seine Wut auf dem Br-Gedanken, seinen Bart, und weg zerreißt seinen Kiefer heftig. Br-Gedanke starrte durchdacht den schlechten Diktator während eines Momentes vor fallendem Überschuß absolut vom Schlag an. Angespornt durch die Anzeige durch seinen Führer, betrachtete Oberst Klink menacingly dem Hobgoblin, Butsugen. Butsugen fiel rüber und lachte so stark daß seins (in)sides spalteten sich, buchstäblich auf. Wenn seine internen Organe, das schlechte Hobgoblin zum Tod erdrosselt sind, auf seinem eigenen Blut brachen. Ringsum Säge 3 war das deutsche Gleiche oben gegen das verärgerte Asgardians und diese ein Gleiches, das die Deutschen oben für gefeuert wurden. Traurig wegen der Sichtbeeinträchtigung ihres Trainers beachtete noone, daß der Skandinavier Minotaur auf PCP (Ironman) war, und könnte nicht verletzt werden... Nach einer dominierenden ersten Hälfte wendete Claudia den gesamten zweiten Hälfte Ausschnitt auf und das Zerschneiden bei gefrorenem Tauros und bis Lindemann stomped auf ihm und vergeudete wertvolle Gelegenheiten, andere "Tod" Spieler zu töten. Die Skandinavier verursachten der Reihe nach die Beschädigung von ihren Selbst, niggling Paul Landers und töten Jorno Kunkle. Das apoth, das Jorno, seinen letzten Namen angebend wieder beleben nicht gekonnt wurde, wurde fehlbuchstabiert, und das, indem wir ihn könnten uns sterben ließen, ihn mit jemand mit der korrekten Rechtschreibung ersetzen. Bis die Diskussion zwischen Trainer u. Arzt beendet wurde, war das Resultat irrelevant, war Jorno tot, sein das Spiel rüber, und Deutschland war die Sieger. Spiel 4 von Jahreszeit 9 war gegen Smellier Socken als Sie, eine Mannschaft, die erhöht wurde, um einige cowardly hohe Elfe zu ersetzen, die aus der südlichen Konferenz heraus fielen. Zu der Zeit des Starts wurde Hitler für das Ausfragen betreffend ist das geheimnisvolle disapearance der Seinfeld Familie gehalten, und war nicht imstande zu spielen. Seine Abwesenheit die Socken erlaubt, zum der Ratten um auffangen zu tyrannisieren, und mit einem einfachen Sieg 2-0 weg zu kommen. Der Tod von Herrn Green war wenig Trost, obwohl Graf Zeppelin seine faulen Rotter Schädel ein momento hielt, und hat zu TicTacs innen speichern dort genommen. Das starke Schlagen, der entschlossene Betrieb und das acurate, die durch die Avantgarde der südlichen Arche fügten überschreitet ganz, bis zu einem Verlust für die deutschen Schädlinge in runden 5 hinzu. Hitler handhatte, etwas Zorn auf dem leisen Blizzard, der herauszunehmen das Zittern in der Nacht aufwacht, damit Jahre kommen und erinnerte sich den an faulen Atem des regelwidrigen Diktators. Oberst Klink u. Jorno beide gezählten Touchdowns und während einer kurzen Periode, sah es wie die Ratten kann in der Lage ge$$$WESEN sein, einen abgehobenen Betrag zu retten aus. Es war nicht, zu sein jedoch und wie der rote Baron aus den Grund mit einem Bissen Schmutz legen, die dunklen Elfe schaufelte die Kugel, oben bevor es auf dem schnellen Bruch zählte. Das schlechteste defensive Spiel in der Geschichte der Deutschen, war es irgendwie auch das einzige Spiel in ihrer Geschichte, in der sie ihr fanbase während auf der falschen Seite der Anzeigetafel erhöhten. Ein hartes Spiel, zum weg von einer harten Jahreszeit für jeder der Liebling Nazi-Nagetiere zu übersteigen. Dieses war das letzte Spiel für die Schädlinge für Jahreszeit 9, und sie spielten mit dem passenden Herzen und hoffnungslos versuchten, zu beenden ihre Jahreszeit auf einer Höhe. Hinunter 3-2 spät zur Hälfte zweite, wenn 2 Spielern, die schlecht, 2 ernsthaft verletzt und der verletzt werden, Arzt heraus vom Leben Einsparung Hitlers getragen sind, schauten Sachen hoffnungslos. Und herauf getretenes Johann, zum von von Geschichte dann zu bilden. Begabte Johann Wolfgang von Goethe verwirklichte nie sein volles Potential als bloodbowler bis sein letztes Gleiches. Wenn die Verletzungen consistantly seine Fähigkeit hemmen, zu spielen, war die Endrunde, die von SWL Jahreszeit 9 rund ist, die allways, die gehen, sein swansong zu bedeuten. Die Tatsache, daß das Spiel gegen die diabolical Korbmänner war, schien sicher, das zu bestätigen. Wissend hatte er nur 80 Minuten nach links in seiner Karriere schien, Johann anzuspornen. Jedesmal wenn die Deutschen weg traten, würde er die jüngeren Ratten aus seiner Weise heraus, sicherzustellen er erhielt jede Gelegenheit, angesichts der zwei entgegensetzenden Mamas zu erhalten drücken. Um 15 Umdrehungen kämpfte er sie und jedermann sonst, wer seinen Gefallen fand. Zweimal war er von auffangen Zwangs, nachdem er heraus, aber von jeder Zeit, die geklopft worden war er zurück auf auffangen an der ersten Gelegenheit laufen ließ, festgestellt, um seine Position auf der Linie von scrimmage zu nehmen. Wenn den Deutschen die nach durch 1 und Zeit heraus laufen wußte Johann, daß gute Verteidigung nicht im BegriffWAR, zu sein genug. Er schrie bei Manfred für die Kugel weg von der Stoßrückkehr, und sobald er sie in der Hand hatte, könnte nichts ihn stoppen. Springend über das Tanguy Tremaynson und Allyn Clustfeinad in einem Blitz, wich er weg aus und ließ seine haarigen kleinen Beine unten unten Weise Weise downfield, bis die Kreuzung in das Endzone, zum rapturous Applaus von den ekstatischen Ventilatoren laufen. Wenn ein abgehobener Betrag sicher gesichert ist und seinem Namen für immer oben in den Lichtern Johann zurück zu der Linie von Scrimmage für ein letztes Mal, wandered das Denken an seine upcoming Pension. "das Leben wird gut sein," er dachte zu, wie er in eine Hocke sank und smirking an den verwesenden Undead vor ihm. Die Kugel wurde getreten und Johann nahm einen flüchtig blickenden Schlag von einer der Mamas. "nur ein Kratzer," dachte er zu. Während die Masse anfing, hinunter die abschließenden 10 Sekunden zu zählen, ließ sich Johann sich entspannen. Einige Schmerzen u. Schmerz, aber im Vergleich zu alot anderer Spieler, hatte er seiner unharmed Karriere verhältnismäßig entgangen. Und dann hörte er sie. Von den Trainern, die Kasten der Schrei "kam, beschmutzen Sie ihn!! Zerhacken Sie den Knochen!!!". Johann verwirklichte seine grevious Störung - sein Trainer wollte nicht aus seiner Pension zahlen und wurde vorbereitet, zu allen möglichen Tiefen zu sinken, um sie zu vermeiden. Da die Aufladung des Zombies kam, zerquetschend unten auf seinem Schädel, Johanns war abschließender Gedanke, das Vaterland zu preisen, und dankt Nuffle für In der LageSEIN, am Sport der Könige teilzunehmen. RIP Johann. [ Anmerkung für irgendwelche Mitglieder der deutschen Schädlinge diesen Nachruf lesend: Entlassungsabfindung und Pensionen für abgehende Spieler sind nicht ein Recht, sind sie ein Privileg, das zu denen zugesprochen wird, denen über und über dem Anruf der Aufgabe hinaus durchführen Sie. Während Johanns letztes Spiel besonders gut war, war es nicht hervorragend, und der Trainer verordnete seine Nachfragen nach dem nicht annehmbaren Geld. Wenn Sie Geld wünschen, halten Sie zu spielen. Wenn Sie zu spielen halten möchten, erhalten Sie nicht verletzt. Zunächst! ] Und so dort haben wir es, nicht strived die erstaunliche Jahreszeit, welche die Deutschen hatten, für zuerst, aber sie behalten ihren Platz in den Konferenzen, die in Jahreszeit 10 einsteigen (Gerüchte von ihnen fallend zurück zu regionals scheinen, an diesem Punkt unbegründet zu sein) und Bau auf, was eine farily feste Jahreszeit 9 war. Klaus Von Crap, der weg unterzeichnet, und erinnern sich, wenn es nicht deutsch ist, es ist nicht porn.

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Post 1 Posted: May 15, 2005 - 15:11 Reply with quote Back to top

Hello sportsfans, this is Feathers O'Plenty, translator and PR consultant for the Brisvegans. I'm bringing you the will of the Old ones, live from SWL. Lord Kroak the Unliving himslef sent this team over from Lustria, to explore, gather magic items and seek out the mystical totem called "A Twahnlow Medal."

Well, when asked by his skink cohort if this was a good idea, he let out a small hiss of air that is usually taken as consent. Not a talker, but he commands the Lizardmen in battle, and that means he gets respect!

Coach BG has had a rough time getting into the groove of SWL, getting skavenraped back to 8 players early on, but eight players meant an nice spread of recovery satr points to the saurus players, and soon ever saurus had block, and the basis of the team was made. Qpool saw coach BG take too much advantage of a little tearaway called Annerly, who ran the one turn touchdown option. A better tactic was needed for long term. BG always takes the road less travelled, and so got the coaches to train for a 'hail mary'- 'diving catch' team. Time will tell if this can be made work...

The Vegans made it to the Donut conference, and are sitting on third place. First game against the donut boys was a lesson in playing your strengths, and focus. The Vegans did neither, but some luck late in the gmae once the halflings were thinned made for an even ballgame. The treemen were on fire, with two TTM touchdowns, and an excellent running play. Skink speed always countered the halfling defence, but not enough to get ahead.

Luck helped the Vegans get over the line in game two - the ball was evasive, and stayed out of the hand. A close match saw only a single, lucky TD.

Ogres! Ogres big enough to make even the newly aquired Kroxigor "Maul" know he was in the big time. The game was harsh, and confusion reigned with screaming kroxigors, confused ogres, hurting gnoblars and triumphant skinks. They avoided the ogres, ganged up on the gnoblars and got the ball over the line three times to none. Some real hurt was handed out by the ogres, a but you can always smile after a win.

Skills a plenty. That is what the "Minor Deities" had on show, and that is how they did in the lizards. Need more tackle. We got the sympathy score, they got the championship points. Our first loss in the Donut squad...

"The Brisbane Bonco's" are Norse through and through, and that means they love a bit of the old ultraviolence. All in all, I think their superior blocking skills meant that they won the fight, but the hail mary cross field plays, and some great catching meant that the Vegans won the match!

Next week sees the "Wicked C Dorfs" meet the Vegans. With a superior blocking game, a plethora of guards to take down our front line, and three powerful chasers to corral the skinks and prevent the running game, the "Brisvegans" face theie biggest challenge to ongoing survival. If they can get clear, they can win. If they fail to defend themselves very well indeed, the handicaps and tricks that the dwarves pull out could make all the difference to even having a team at the end of the game.

I'm looking forward to the next few games, and i'll be reporting soon about this up and coming team and their search for the Twahnlow Medal...
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Post   Posted: May 15, 2005 - 07:50 Reply with quote Back to top

Kami back post match with an update...

What a finish! At the last report the Vanguard's star player had pulled off a big fumbbl on the throw (*Kami mutters something incomprehensible about the slack attitude those AG5 stars develop*) , leaving the vermin with a big opening to pull off an equaliser while a good part of the elf team sat in the KO bin.

But - dat warpstone the rats had littered the field with wasn't yet spent! The vermin's gutter runner promptly tripped over an elf, then tripped over his tail which had grown a few notches (double 1's) as he went for the ball, leaving the elves to make a dodge for it and accomplish exactly the same thing. The game got a little scrappy after that but with a vicious blow from the Vanguard to the Vermin's brilliant Albert Einstein the rat's defence crumbled and allowed the Vanguard to a stunning 5-2 win.

And I reckon my old mates in the Krasherz could learn a few lessons from the Vanguard! In just five games they've pummeled four high profile stars from the game! I wonder if Snorri's trying a few new things with the Vanguard's training program....
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Post   Posted: May 13, 2005 - 15:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Kami here with a mid-game report!

It's been another of those wierd games the Vanguard have been seeing all season. All sorts of unlikely events - it's almost as if someone was importing warpstone to the snorriheim bowl.

At the kickoff, the Ice Warden niggles yet again! That's 3 games out of 4 he's missed now! But, to boot, the skaven fail two niggles as well! That made 3/5 niggles fail to turn up for the game. Events are smacking of warpstone already!

A bh in the first turn and things looked grim for the rats as they quickly dropped to a 2-0 deficit. But things turn around so quickly. The rats managed a blitz and quickly racked up a bundle of ko's (of which only 4/16 ko rolls have succeeded!) and 2 cas while being impossible to break themselves. Now with a double fumble on a throw, and sorely outnumbered at a critical junction, the rats look likely to pounce and run away with the equaliser with still time left on the clock for another run downfield! Should be an exciting finish.
Symmetrical



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Post   Posted: May 13, 2005 - 12:29 Reply with quote Back to top

Good evening sports fans. This week's Friday Night Football sees the much despised & maligned German Vermin (booo hissss) match up against everyone's favourite Dark Elves, the Vanguard of the Southern Ark (cheer hurrah). The match is due to kick off around 9pm, so be sure to get your seat to cheer every dead Rat, every Elf touchdown, and anything else to your fancy. Last time the two sides met, the German Vermin were easy winners, 3-1 in a bloody game, but injury and age have ravaged them since then, while the Ice experts have gone from strength to strength.The Dark Elves have been in red hot form lately, and look set to take the Souther Conference title, and advance into Premier. The Vermin on the other hand, have played shockingly bad Blood Bowl recently, and rumour has it they will drop back a division at the end of this season. Nuffle is a weird guy though,and stranger things than a German victory have happened before, just none this commentator can think of currently.

Symm.
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Post   Posted: May 07, 2005 - 15:46 Reply with quote Back to top

Black Crowes 0 vs 1 Southside Stone Smashers

Ed harsh is currently too depressed to report.

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