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Catalyst32



Joined: Jul 14, 2008

Post   Posted: Jan 07, 2018 - 05:32 Reply with quote Back to top

EDIT... check that... this is NOW the Thread for the 35th Consecutive Season. The rest still applies.

REPLY TO THIS THREAD and or send ME a PM if you have interest in joining.


This is the thread dedicated to the 34th consecutive season of the Northern Wastes League. A league dedicated to players who want to be in a Blood Bowl League that plays games during the evenings of North America.

The league is NOT restricted to coaches from the Americas... in fact we have a new European coach right now... but it is only able to accept coaches that can play their games during the most convenient times for American and Canadian coaches (and South American coaches should any ever choose to join).

NWL uses the standard Rosters and Rules with 2 exceptions.
NWL uses the Right Stuff cancels Tackle on Blocks alternate rule... in hopes of encouraging coaches wishing to use the Ogre, Goblin, Halfling and Underworld Rosters to join in a slightly more friendly environment for your team.
AND
You MAY use the Simyin Roster in NWL.

There are few roster restrictions to try to keep the league from having too many of any roster. But at the moment almost all rosters are available.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE LEAGUE there are a few slots available right now. And there is always Season 35 after that. Just comment in the thread that YOU want to join the NWL.

Otherwise this thread is for game scheduling, announcements of scheduled games, trash talking, joking around and otherwise meant for Northern Wastes League business.

Feel free to stop in and spectate our games anytime. And always be sure to /BOO and /CHEER and otherwise make somme NOISE when you do.


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JellyBelly



Joined: Jul 08, 2009

Post   Posted: Jan 09, 2018 - 00:18 Reply with quote Back to top

Listen up, NA FUMBBLers! Take it from the Jelly that playing in the NWL will add 10 years to your life, guaranteed. I learned it from Jervis Johnson himself, when I played with him many years ago. In fact, it may be the reason that Jervis cannot be killed by conventional weapons ..

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Catalyst32



Joined: Jul 14, 2008

Post   Posted: Jan 09, 2018 - 07:28 Reply with quote Back to top

NORTHERN WASTES LEAGUE...
now with collective dreaming!!!
JellyBelly



Joined: Jul 08, 2009

Post   Posted: Jan 16, 2018 - 00:38 Reply with quote Back to top

If you book them, they will come.

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Catalyst32



Joined: Jul 14, 2008

Post   Posted: Jan 18, 2018 - 02:57 Reply with quote Back to top

The biggest and the Bashoest 2 teams currently in the NWL go head to head RIGHT NOW.
Catalyst32



Joined: Jul 14, 2008

Post   Posted: Jan 18, 2018 - 04:17 Reply with quote Back to top

The Northern Wastes War Boyz faced the Beasts of the Wastes today. A battle of bashy heavyweights ultimately won by the punyiest player on the field.

Goblin Bwok Oboba... playing to start the 2nd Half despite an ORC being available... made to wake up from his nap and enter the game. In a hasty desperation move Blitzer Wotyr sprints for the end zone when he should have stuck with his teammates who were still in charge of the scrum PANICS. His only escort... the GOBLIN.

Sacked by and depitched by a gang of 3 Beastman the ball lands 1 square from our very frightened hero, Bwok, who scoops it up (on a 6+) and Dodges his way through the arms of 4 Beastmen and into the End Zone for the TOUCHDOWN and a 2-0 lead.

Back on the team bench Oboba renewed his efforts on hiding and was able to manage not going back into the game for the final few turns. The final War Boyz 2 - Beasts 0.
MartinSeptim



Joined: Oct 03, 2017

Post   Posted: Jan 18, 2018 - 22:04 Reply with quote Back to top

The invaders from north europe took their battleship and ventured west. They landed with great confidence, thinking they would be victorious over the puny americans.

First game was up against the experienced undeads. The invaders got crushed and started off with a 1-0 loss.

The dream is still alive thoe!
In just 30 miunutes they will play against some other dead guys. This time the Khemri ones!
MartinSeptim



Joined: Oct 03, 2017

Post   Posted: Jan 19, 2018 - 08:12 Reply with quote Back to top

With some juicy dice the Invaders managed to beat the Khemri 1-0. The rented chainsaw and the fact that the ref was blind helped alot.


Next match will probably be the last, up against Orcs with 2k TV. Rip Invaders.


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Catalyst32



Joined: Jul 14, 2008

Post   Posted: Jan 23, 2018 - 04:53 Reply with quote Back to top

Tomorrow Night! Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday!

Come out to a night of Stars and Barbecue!!!
The Northern Wastes War Boyz take on some scuzzy Ratmen!

Come out and see MORG!! (maybe) or maybe Headsplitter...
or perhaps a Ball and Chain Weilding Loonie!!!

Watch as Ratman after Ratman foolishly tries to go toe-to-toe with Orcs!!
Then jeer as the Skaven who survive run for their lives!!!

All proceeding dead Ratmen will be donated to the FEED THE WARRENS PROJECT!

And don't forget to visit the Concession Stands where there ought to be tons of FRESH RATMEN SANDWICHES, SKAVEN FINGERS and FOOTLONG RAT TAILS ON A STICK and whatever else can be harvested from the visiting fans.
DrPoods



Joined: Nov 14, 2013

Post   Posted: Jan 23, 2018 - 05:55 Reply with quote Back to top

Do those come with salad?

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razmus



Joined: Jun 23, 2017

Post   Posted: Jan 23, 2018 - 19:29 Reply with quote Back to top

Catalyst32 wrote:
Come out to a night of Stars and Barbecue!!!


Psst! Yara say ta 'liver da moonies to da bac door oaf "Bob 'n Charlies", 'n her boyz poo on good sshow fer youse, eh? 'N youse wanna give da grounsmen exra dis week ta clean up good. Donna wanna leaf mess fer da nexs guys, eh? Dey nice 'n soff, donna give ya eercs no 'rubbles, eh? Juss donna 'get Yara's moonies, eh?
Catalyst32



Joined: Jul 14, 2008

Post   Posted: Jan 23, 2018 - 22:05 Reply with quote Back to top

DrPoods wrote:
Do those come with salad?


Most of the green food is available in the 2nd Half served pickled in alcohols and beaten and battered by accidents and fighting amongst the Home fans. Usually only the most primitive fans order it but if the Visitors are not such a tasty matchup more of the Home fans are willing to have some too.

The Elf teams also bring some green foods of their own. But they don't taste as good and are better fed to the livestock. Game starts in about 4 hours.
razmus



Joined: Jun 23, 2017

Post   Posted: Jan 24, 2018 - 01:47 Reply with quote Back to top

Catalyst32 wrote:
The Elf teams also bring some green foods of their own. But they don't taste as good and are better fed to the livestock.

The only elves in the Northern Wastes are apparently of the dark variety. Anything green they might bring tends to fume evilly, and I wouldn't want to feed it to anything I'm planning to eat.

But I think that does get to the heart of the matter... 'salad is what food eats.'

(And one of the skaven blitzers has a sallet. It's probably tastier than what would be served if you ordered a salad in the stadium... and you're equally likely to break a tooth.)
Catalyst32



Joined: Jul 14, 2008

Post   Posted: Jan 24, 2018 - 02:01 Reply with quote Back to top

We have other Elf teams but they are all currently on hiatus.
razmus



Joined: Jun 23, 2017

Post   Posted: Jan 24, 2018 - 03:31 Reply with quote Back to top

Catalyst32 wrote:
We have other Elf teams but they are all currently on hiatus.


They were all starving, and have gone looking for a decent salad.
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