hunter
Joined: Aug 11, 2003
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Nov 21, 2004 - 01:08 |
 
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All lament the death of Scratchy, former cornerstone of the Nose Dung offensive line. Scratchy was lucky enough to roll doubles on three consecutive skill rolls, and thus became a frenzy, pro, dodging machine of death. Only after his fourth roll did he obtain block. Keep in mind, these rolls were all made before the rules review changes.
I wish I could report a spectacular death, but alas it was not. A meager saurus, whose only skills were frenzy and tackle, brought down the mighty beast with assists from a couple of skinks. Scratchy did *not* regenerate. [pause for silence]
Although many, more deadly trolls have fallen before him, Scratchy was cut down before he could reach his full potential. He has been replaced by his understudy, the aptly-named Scratchy II, who (incidentally) looks and acts exactly like Scratchy did when he first joined the team. Team hopes are high that he will fill the role well.
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