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Captain1821



Joined: Jun 23, 2004

Post 21 Posted: Jan 30, 2005 - 09:18 Reply with quote Back to top

Gnomes need balancing!

a) They have av8 and Thick Skull with 30k linemen!
b) They have 2 possisonals with access in general skills that start with Dauntless, Frenzy and Block!
c) They can Throw Team Mate on ag3!
d) They have 4 bombers!
e) They have 100k rerolls!

To be balanced I think that they need:

a) All their players on av13 and 10k linemen.
b) 4 Big Guys.
c) Throw Team Mate on ag7.
d) Bombers start with accurate, strong arm, safe throw, pass and ag7.
e) Free rerolls.
BadMrMojo



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Jan 30, 2005 - 09:28 Reply with quote Back to top

Captain needs crack!

a) He's got a clown face!
b) Clowns are scary!
c) I'm pretty sure that clown's eyes follow me wherever I go about the room!
d) Did I mention that clowns are scary!?
e) He has 1821 after his name!

To be on crack I think that he needs:

a) To lose that 1821.
b) To get some crack.
c) To find something less scary than a clown for an avatar.
d) A promotion to Rear Admiral. Because Rear Admiral is the funniest single title in the American Armed Forces.... except possibly for Private.
e) Free rerolls.

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Pyro



Joined: Oct 31, 2003

Post   Posted: Jan 30, 2005 - 09:41 Reply with quote Back to top

That would have to be one of the funniest and most ridiculous posts i have ever seen. How do you do it BadMrMojo?
BadMrMojo



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Jan 30, 2005 - 09:45 Reply with quote Back to top

Beer. Lots of beer.



And scary clowns.

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Webbe



Joined: Aug 13, 2003

Post   Posted: Jan 30, 2005 - 11:38 Reply with quote Back to top

I must say Mojos post were much more interesting than 1821s. Cheers for spicing up the thread Mr. Green
Captain1821



Joined: Jun 23, 2004

Post 8 Posted: Jan 30, 2005 - 11:47 Reply with quote Back to top

Webbe wrote:
I must say Mojos post were much more interesting than 1821s. Cheers for spicing up the thread Mr. Green


Damn! I thought I was the clown here! Mad
Dooby



Joined: Nov 22, 2003

Post   Posted: Jan 30, 2005 - 20:50 Reply with quote Back to top

He is of course correct though, I've played gnomes once since the rules change and won't be playing them again any time soon.
Captain1821



Joined: Jun 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 30, 2005 - 21:27 Reply with quote Back to top

You can't even put the gnomes in the KO box! This team is not even stunty. They suck!

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Lamel



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 30, 2005 - 22:04 Reply with quote Back to top

Hey gnomes might have fairly high av value but at least my team has -9 cas atm so it aint like we dont take hits
Captain1821



Joined: Jun 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 31, 2005 - 10:19 Reply with quote Back to top

...and you might be the only one that has a negative cas difference with Gnomes.

I forgot to mention their access to unbelievable Star Players like Cusimano - Gentle Giant 4 6 1 9 Block, Thick Skull!

This is insane!

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Calador



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Jan 31, 2005 - 11:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Never, ever say anything bad about our friend Cusimano !
AvatarDM



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Jan 31, 2005 - 14:16 Reply with quote Back to top

Captain1821 wrote:
...and you might be the only one that has a negative cas difference with Gnomes.

I forgot to mention their access to unbelievable Star Players like Cusimano - Gentle Giant 4 6 1 9 Block, Thick Skull!

This is insane!


Right, and that Starplayer costs 125'000 gp for a game....

It would be nice if someone had constructive critisism and not only "blabla broken blabla too strong blabla won't play blabla"...
Zy-Nox



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Jan 31, 2005 - 14:21 Reply with quote Back to top

I have a simple balancing solution,
/me goes and deletes Gnomes from fumbbl.

there problem solved.

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Glomp



Joined: Jan 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 31, 2005 - 15:24 Reply with quote Back to top

Moan moan bloody moan.

Just stamp on them!

Not like AV8 is inpenetrable.

Oooh just wait. When I get my net connection back I'm going to carve some up with my cheaters just to prove I can.
Mwahahaha.

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Captain1821



Joined: Jun 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 31, 2005 - 15:39 Reply with quote Back to top

AvatarDM wrote:
Captain1821 wrote:
...and you might be the only one that has a negative cas difference with Gnomes.

I forgot to mention their access to unbelievable Star Players like Cusimano - Gentle Giant 4 6 1 9 Block, Thick Skull!

This is insane!


Right, and that Starplayer costs 125'000 gp for a game....

It would be nice if someone had constructive critisism and not only "blabla broken blabla too strong blabla won't play blabla"...


Oh boy...

When you have linemen that cost only 30k and a team with dicent FF, then spending 125k for that Star player in an important game is nothing!


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Could someone remind me the reason that other teams like the Goblins lost their access to Big Guy Star players?

Zy-Nox has the solution!
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