Drud
Joined: Jan 27, 2005
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Feb 07, 2005 - 11:04 |
 
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This is actually kind of funny, so feel free to laugh at my pain.
This is the first team I made, made for a private league:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=145479
In the very first game this team ever played the fans went nuts! At the first kickoff in the first half, some idiot fan from the other teamn threw a rock right through Bifurs thick skull!
PS: And yes, I did have FF 9... |
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JanMattys
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Feb 07, 2005 - 11:07 |
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Mithril projectiles can be quite deadly... |
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tassel
Joined: May 04, 2004
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Feb 07, 2005 - 11:33 |
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Ok if that was your first team, I guess I stand defeated. But I still think my goblins come close - their troll did get killed on their first game as the first action of the opposing team who got turn first, and stayed dead regardless of regen and apo. =) |
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Mith
Joined: Jan 17, 2005
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Feb 09, 2005 - 00:03 |
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Moria ?!?! they be cursed to die |
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Drud
Joined: Jan 27, 2005
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Feb 28, 2005 - 15:43 |
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Only 2 games later, Bofur, Bifur's brother, joins Bifur in the Endless Halls. Bofur fell victim to a rampaging Ogre, who he had already killed earlier in the match. A series of unfortunate events led to the Ogre being resurrected by the Chaotic apothecary, while Bofur's team's own apothecary had gotten drunk, and tried sowing Bofur up with cup noodles... Needless to say: the result was fatal. |
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JanMattys
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Feb 28, 2005 - 15:46 |
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2 Dwarfs RIP after 3 games?
Man, you really need need to praise Nuffle more. Or less maybe...  |
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meanandgreen
Joined: Mar 21, 2004
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Feb 28, 2005 - 15:50 |
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Drud
Joined: Jan 27, 2005
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Feb 28, 2005 - 15:52 |
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
I'm the highest AV team in a small league, and I lost twice as many players than all other teams combined (it's sounds better that way  ). I got only 3 casualties against me (well, the Hooligan kill doesn't count as a negative cas) and 2 of them were RIP's, and the apoth failed...  |
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CorporateSlave3
Joined: Feb 07, 2004
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Feb 28, 2005 - 16:22 |
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Sigh...I guess that beats out my Wood Elf catcher for shortest career ever...he bought it getting hit on a Blitz action during a Blitz kickoff result before the first turn during his first game ever... |
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Schalburg
Joined: Feb 12, 2004
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Feb 28, 2005 - 16:30 |
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How sad imagine those poor families saving every dime just to pay for their only childs career. A career they could never have themselves and then BANG. Their most precious in life is suddenly taken away from them. Truly sad....  |
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JanMattys
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Feb 28, 2005 - 16:31 |
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...so they become greedy, evil and mad, and spend the rest of their lives in dark holes under the mountains whispering to no-one: "My precious..."
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HelMann
Joined: Feb 25, 2005
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Feb 28, 2005 - 16:41 |
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my first dwarf got killed on the first tackel HE made... and it was against a man weaker than himself.. |
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Deathmoore
Joined: Jan 26, 2005
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Feb 28, 2005 - 16:57 |
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| Schalburg wrote: | | How sad imagine those poor families saving every dime just to pay for their only childs career. A career they could never have themselves and then BANG. Their most precious in life is suddenly taken away from them. Truly sad.... |
what about life insurence?  I'm sure they were covered. |
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AFK_Eagle
Joined: Mar 12, 2004
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Feb 28, 2005 - 18:47 |
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Ahh, the memories...like my woodie catcher, who lines up to receive the ball, gets blitz! and RIP, apo save. He stands up, steps back a pace or two, and glares at the guy who tried to kill him. Very next turn, same guy blitzes same catcher, RIP again...
Then there's the Rat Ogre who, in his very first game, decided to blitz a 3d block on a rookie lineman (no block), triple skull, RIP...
But my favorite has to be my suicidal gutter. Scores twice his first game as a pro, gets dauntless. Second game, an ogre manages to pick up the ball and starts to run for a score. Out comes my dauntless gutter, thinking himself all that, he'll save the day. Dauntless Fails! Reroll--dauntless works! Double-skull, RIP, apo save. Ogre moves a few paces closer to the score. Gutter picks himself up, charges the ogre a second time--dauntless works! Double skull, reroll, double skull, RIP.
Sometimes it just ain't meant to be... |
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Psilocybe
Joined: Sep 15, 2005
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Sep 28, 2005 - 16:56 |
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| AFK_Eagle wrote: | Ahh, the memories...like my woodie catcher, who lines up to receive the ball, gets blitz! and RIP, apo save. He stands up, steps back a pace or two, and glares at the guy who tried to kill him. Very next turn, same guy blitzes same catcher, RIP again...
Then there's the Rat Ogre who, in his very first game, decided to blitz a 3d block on a rookie lineman (no block), triple skull, RIP...
But my favorite has to be my suicidal gutter. Scores twice his first game as a pro, gets dauntless. Second game, an ogre manages to pick up the ball and starts to run for a score. Out comes my dauntless gutter, thinking himself all that, he'll save the day. Dauntless Fails! Reroll--dauntless works! Double-skull, RIP, apo save. Ogre moves a few paces closer to the score. Gutter picks himself up, charges the ogre a second time--dauntless works! Double skull, reroll, double skull, RIP.
Sometimes it just ain't meant to be... |
Wow i bet nuffle is laughing its ass of i know i am... |
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