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Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 21:27 Reply with quote Back to top

Dagda: 4 Boos for making me actually laugh out loud. I was imagining someone doing all three!

Gumbo 2 and a half, since technically it is illegal.

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thesquig



Joined: Apr 11, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 21:32 Reply with quote Back to top

In a game where you are loosing badly tell your opponent this.

"Hey, my coach rating sucks, and I just figured out a way to change my ip, how cool is that?"

a few minutes later

"hmmm, I might create a new account after this game"

a few minutes later, gone in a puff of smoke.

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thesquig



Joined: Apr 11, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 21:34 Reply with quote Back to top

The worst thing done to me is hiring zara against an undead team after you ask for a recovery game.

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G_Force



Joined: Aug 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 21:37 Reply with quote Back to top

give someone a recovery game and then do all you can (3db and 7or8assist foul with dp or chainsaw)to kill or niggle his highest spp player. continue until he concedes.

only pay any attention to the ball to:
a) stop him winning
b) score the winner late in 2nd half (if he lasts that long)
c) no opposition players remain

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Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 21:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Well, Squigy, the first isn't legal, anf the second isn't too creative (keep in mind this is a joke thread), So, Much as I love you, I'm giving you 2 Boos only.

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Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 21:38 Reply with quote Back to top

G force: 3 Boos on the condition that you are ignoring the ball completely!

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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 21:46 Reply with quote Back to top

before each +4 gang foul announce "now sacrifice and die!!"

if it's a permanent injury, then anounce you are doing your "cas dance" around the computer.

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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 21:48 Reply with quote Back to top

oh by the way, I've had someone fireball me on turn 16 for no tactical reason other than he had already won the game and just wanted to make sure his money didn't go to waste...and killed my veteran goblin off my orc team....this was TT not fumble though. Generated a good rivalry for two years after that : )

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G_Force



Joined: Aug 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 21:50 Reply with quote Back to top

arktoris wrote:
before each +4 gang foul announce "now sacrifice and die!!"

if it's a permanent injury, then anounce you are doing your "cas dance" around the computer.


i like it Smile

now taking 30 mins away from fumbbl to work on my 'CAS Dance' with an extra flash ending for RIP.


Take leap as first skill on every elf player and randomly leap over the opponants players. save two of your players to one side for their own game of leapfrog.

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dagda331



Joined: Mar 06, 2005

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 21:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Play a Super Bashy team (orcs, khemri, dwarves, whatever) like a super elf team - dodge away instead of blocking, be afraid to put a tacklezone on anyone, mob stragglers away from the ball on defense, go for those 2-turn passing scores!
(works best vs halflings, even funnier/more annoying if you win)!
Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 22:17 Reply with quote Back to top

Sorry, I went on lunch. Arktoris gets 3 and 1/2 Boos
G force same deal, I laughed again at "leapfrog"
Dagda: .... um.... I do play my orcs like elves..... -2 Boos for unintentionally making fun of me Smile

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SnakeSanders



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 22:18 Reply with quote Back to top

like pauls, but lightningbolt a player and foul with 8 assists with your DP including your ballcarrier instead of scoring a TD that would win/tie you the game on T16!


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Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 22:19 Reply with quote Back to top

Brownrob gets a perfect 5 Boos!!!! (Though he should share with Paul)

Also, saying your signature "Don't ask God for a better life, ask him to make you a stronger Person" right after doing it Smile

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SnakeSanders



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 22:21 Reply with quote Back to top

hehe Smile
DonKosak



Joined: Apr 06, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 30, 2005 - 22:28 Reply with quote Back to top

Insist on taking 8-10 minute turns. When your opponent reminds you about the 4 min limit and later moans a lot explain to him, that you do it to minimize the risk of your players falling over when gfi'ing. You know - if you go for it in a relaxed way it reduces the risk of tripping drastically Smile
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