Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 24, 2014 - 04:28 |
 
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| Qaz wrote: | Ok duno if this is Necro or not but it fits in this thread so why start a new?
Any how talked to a coach and it has to be said he does this to fix typos and not to be a bastard but as we talked it dawned upon us.
GO back and find old games really bad dicings and write match reports. This will promt Bowl bot to PM the other coach reminding him of that bad beating he had long forgotten. And if thats not enough you can always edit the rapport a couple of times to really remind him of that game! |
Hey, just found this one! Official 5 boos with a fish attached! |
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Seventyone
Joined: Dec 02, 2010
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Jun 19, 2016 - 15:49 |
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Time to necro the best thread on FUMBBL and maybe the whole of the Internet.
Here is what you do:
1. Be winning 2 to 0 in a match where you receive in the first half.
2. Have wickedly good dice all game resulting in a very frustrated opponent.
3. At the end of the second half (your last turn) get your blodgestep ghoul balllcarrier right next to the end zone with 2 GFI that you make easily as you have filthy good dice.
3. Lament that you can't get the ghoul his hat trick touchdown as you are out of time. Point out that he is just short of a skill and that he is only av7 with no regeneration and thus very squashy
4. Watch you opponent 2 die blitz the ghoul, roll double dodge pow without a reroll (his dice were as bad as yours were good).
5. Sidestep into the end zone for his hat trick to end the game
6. Laugh at the lamentations of the coach
Yes this did really happen (but ages ago). |
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harvestmouse
Joined: May 13, 2007
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Jun 19, 2016 - 15:54 |
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Yeah...........generally 'those' sort of people are put in a hospital and they wear a leather mask.
A. Remember an evil thread they want to be evil on.
B. Think up a plot that is so devious, very few people can keep up with it.
C. Be so evil, they'd actually go through something so convoluted just to cause anguish.
Please please please keep any vulnerable bunnies well away from seventyone. |
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Seany18
Joined: Mar 12, 2016
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Jun 19, 2016 - 16:06 |
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How about this.
1. Dont type in chat
2. Wait for opponent to use apo
3. Turn 16 foul a player (preferably when you could vanity pass/ one turn/ still score)
4. When he dies or gets SI apologise to your opponent
The apology is super important |
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Seventyone
Joined: Dec 02, 2010
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Jun 19, 2016 - 16:10 |
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It wasn't actually deliberate and pre planned, just happened. I was thinking about it the other day. Might combine it with the edit match report idea mentioned just above... |
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luxyluxo
Joined: Nov 26, 2012
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Jun 19, 2016 - 16:21 |
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Everytime your opponent has bad luck which causes a turnover but is absolutely no fault of theirs, in the most condescending manor possible lecture them on how they should have played their turn or what their chosen team race should play like  |
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luxyluxo
Joined: Nov 26, 2012
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Jun 19, 2016 - 16:27 |
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when a player suggests a game name wait a few minutes until they have opened the game and are in it then PM them again in the most condescending manor possible telling them that their game name is not appropriate for some crap reason and suggest another game name but make sure as complicated as possible for example : lRà ç5+:F&-: |
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DarthPhysicist
Joined: Jun 14, 2015
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Jun 19, 2016 - 16:33 |
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Nothing tops dice whining for me.
"Whaaaaa... I didn't get a poo-oww-oww-owwwwww!!!"
and a close second is when the opponent subtly implies that even though you are winning, you're playing the team wrong. |
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BillBrasky
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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Jun 19, 2016 - 16:58 |
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Win 6-0 & tell your opponent you are glad that you drew them, as anyone else would have beat you with the given match-up! |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Jun 19, 2016 - 17:18 |
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lol
this thread is so out of date.
all you need to do now is to run a zero RR pact team in box, with 2 legends and 9 noobs.
mentioning no names |
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awambawamb
Joined: Feb 17, 2008
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Jun 19, 2016 - 17:24 |
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T16 pure vanity foul with your vanilla fouling legend (no DP/SG, it's important) resulting in RIP/RIP; for best effect operate on oppoent's stunned legendary wardancer. |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Jun 19, 2016 - 17:30 |
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How to be a right bastard.
get shadowing on all your players |
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WhatBall
Joined: Aug 21, 2008
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Jun 19, 2016 - 17:55 |
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| Arktoris wrote: | How to be a right bastard.
get shadowing on all your players |
And give it to MA10 players so most players are incapable of rolling high enough to ever escape the shadowing. |
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Silent_Hastati
Joined: Nov 04, 2014
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Jun 19, 2016 - 19:20 |
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Be the guy who takes precisely 3:59 to do his turn, every turn, the whole game. |
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Seventyone
Joined: Dec 02, 2010
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Nov 02, 2016 - 22:19 |
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