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Laviak



Joined: Jul 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 14:36 Reply with quote Back to top

Well ... We fink wer orks Smile

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Webbe



Joined: Aug 13, 2003

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 14:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Curro wrote:
/me wonders: which is the female name of an orc?? orcess?

What are the male name for an orc?
What are the male/female name for a human?

Orcs are orcs, it's not a gender defining description.
Kyyberi



Joined: Nov 27, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 14:39 Reply with quote Back to top

Laviak, omg... Where have you got those pics/figures? Does someone really make those, or have you converted them by yourself? Quite funny team Very Happy

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Drud



Joined: Jan 27, 2005

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 15:02 Reply with quote Back to top

Menikmati wrote:
obviously drud doesnt know what hes talking about. as i said storks are too weak to carry orcs. and pardon me if im wrong but arent albatross (whats the plural of that in english?) weaker than storks? they might can fly longer and more far but still...


Darn, I meant Pelican, not albatros :S
macike



Joined: Jun 25, 2005

Post 22 Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 15:39 Reply with quote Back to top

I've found another one. Isn't she a lovely wizzy?

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macike



Joined: Jun 25, 2005

Post 6 Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 15:42 Reply with quote Back to top

and this one is a wizzy&apo 2in1 combo Wink

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Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 15:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Well, someone had to go and ask....... What Tolkien says is..... nothing. Well, that's not quite true. In his original mythologies, the orcs came into being as Elves, corrupted by Morgoth, but there is no definitive word on the existence or lack of existence of females. One assumes there is as Saruman "bred" his Goblin-men, perhaps they are somewhat like the dwarven women (no one else can tell).

Of course, Tolkien's idiot son re-wrote the basic mythology when he turned the Silmarillion into the "History of Middle-Earth", and decided that the Orcs were created by Morgoth..... nevermind that the concept of evil being capable of creation undermines the whole framework Tolkien made about the temptation towards corruption in every creature, the Ring, the Creation story.... I REALLY don't like Chris.... I'm sorry, I wish I could but I don't....

At least Doug seems more-or-less on track.....

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Optihut



Joined: Dec 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 16:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Menikmati wrote:
JanMattys wrote:
Menikmati wrote:
so, where do all the orcs come from then?


You don't want to know.
Laughing


actually i wanna know and dont give me that "the stork brings them"-crap. a stork will never be able to carry an orc. are there little orcs anyway? and how does the flower and bee thingy work if there are female orcs? did anybody ever explained that? and what does tolkien say to that?

so many questions, TEACH me i wanna learn!


I saw a documentary on orcs once and they claimed that they'd come out of a tar pit in the basement of Christopher Lee's tower.
angelface



Joined: Mar 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 16:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Orcs produce spores, arent they?
Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 16:11 Reply with quote Back to top

Optihut wrote:

I saw a documentary on orcs once and they claimed that they'd come out of a tar pit in the basement of Christopher Lee's tower.



Wow, I should have just said that... Now I'm jealous! Sad

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Laviak



Joined: Jul 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 16:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Kyyberi wrote:
Laviak, omg... Where have you got those pics/figures? Does someone really make those, or have you converted them by yourself? Quite funny team Very Happy

The are produced by Shadowforge Miniatures.
I had to edit a few of the pics though ... Poor confused amazons Very Happy

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Wreckage



Joined: Aug 15, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 16:56 Reply with quote Back to top

orcs need definitly no further explanation because half of them are female, half are male.... and don't ask me why.... this is not a hard question


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Jinxed



Joined: Jul 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2006 - 16:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Orcs grow from fungi in the 40k universe but yeah; i've seen those disturbing orc females too...

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Menikmati



Joined: Jan 02, 2005

Post   Posted: Jan 21, 2006 - 20:30 Reply with quote Back to top

http://fredweb.chez-alice.fr/paints/orc/CheerleaderScannedFront.jpg

something is very wrong with that picture and i dont mean that someone actually possesses a naked orc cheerleader which is for some reason wrapped in the kind of paper some people use to... well you know...

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Buur



Joined: Apr 29, 2004

Post   Posted: Jan 21, 2006 - 20:46 Reply with quote Back to top

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so, where do all the orcs come from then?

well once we had a rather exiting talk about bullcentaurs that might interest you if you want to know about origen of diffent races...
http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=5269&highlight=

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