43 coaches online • Server time: 11:07
Forum Chat
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Secret League Americ...goto Post All Star Bowl!goto Post test mode doesnt wor...
SearchSearch 
Post new topic   Reply to topic
View previous topic Log in to check your private messages View next topic
Warmduscher



Joined: Jun 15, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 03, 2006 - 06:27 Reply with quote Back to top

First I want to thank you for the input. It's kind of problematic to devise a way to keep the coaches with fewer time at hand interested, but not limiting the more fanatic coaches too much. After all what we are after here is maximum carnage. For this season I'll just reduce the length to a single month and see how this works out.
The points for wins and losses stay, because IMO it makes it easier to convince the Elfbowlers that you don't only want to destroy their team. And secondly it's good to kill some Elves, but it's almost as important to humiliate them and show that their weak pussyfoot playstyle is inferior in every way.

I hereby declare the Second Season of EMU Reloaded to be started!

For those of you new to the concept, here are the rules again:

You may report any (REVISION: now you can sign on with teams from any division, not only Ranked) game played versus -ANY- elf team with your non-elf team. You simply need to report the game in this thread. The format for reporting is as follows:

Myteamname TdsFor (BH/SI/RIP) vs Theirteamname TdsFor (BH/SI/RIP)

MATCH REPORT LINK.

(Of course I can't control if you are really reporting all of your games, but only reporting the good ones and not the games where you were humiliated and outbashed is lame and not in the good spirit of EMU. So report all games, especially the shameful ones!)

Provide a description if you would like. 20 EMU points will be awarded weekly for "best fluff/match report". I encourage braggin, strutting, smack talk and such in this thread. However, please remember to be polite to your opponent while killing their team.

Now to the rules:

Game Result:
15 points for a win
-10 points for a loss
0 points for a tie
10 bonus points if Opponent conceded

Casualties
2 points for every BH
3 points for every SI MNG or apothed Niggle/Stat Drop
10 points for every unapothed Niggle or Stat Drop (unapothed means either no apoth used or apoth used and failed)
6 points for a apothed kill (successfully apothed)
25 points for an unapothed kill (provide player url)
50 points for an unapothed kill of 75spp + player (provide player url)
100 points for an unapothed kill of a Legend player (176spp) (provide player url)

Slam Dunk (7 or more casualties) 25 points

100 bonus points for the one with the most unapothed kills at the end of season

Casualties against: Since I don't care how many beastmen, orcs, dwarves, minotaurs etc. die you do not lose points for receiving casualties UNLESS the opponents inflict more casualties on YOU than you inflict on THEM. In this case you get -15 points (you also get zero points for cas inflicted and game results, so no matter what you lose 15 points and if you also lost its staggering -25).

The Season is running until 50 Elves are horribly murdered.

Now go for it, guys. Last Season 38 Elves died horribly at our hands and I say this is not enough!


Last edited by Warmduscher on %b %11, %2006 - %05:%Apr; edited 1 time in total
Skulll



Joined: Dec 08, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 03, 2006 - 23:50 Reply with quote Back to top

Ok, here's my first report for the second season of EMU:

Hand of Loki 2 (3/1/1) vs Jinx'n'Curse 0 (0/1/0)

Finally gettin' some kind of idea as to how to play against 'em elves. Victory, cool. It's sad that the apo knew what he was doing and revived the dead one...
Maximilian



Joined: Dec 02, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 10, 2006 - 01:22 Reply with quote Back to top

Pikkolini Revenge TDs 2 cas 0/4/0 vs Har Ganeth Stranglers TDs 0 cas 0/0/0
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1118455
GAME: WIN (15)
SI: 4 (3 mng = 9 + 1 niggled = 10)
TOTAL: 15 + 9 + 10 = 34


Last edited by Maximilian on %b %10, %2006 - %11:%Mar; edited 1 time in total
Synn



Joined: Dec 13, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 10, 2006 - 01:26 Reply with quote Back to top

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1115125

Fun With Goats 1
Nandorins 4
1 Unapothed kill.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2829285

15 points total.

__Synn
Maximilian



Joined: Dec 02, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 10, 2006 - 18:40 Reply with quote Back to top

Pikkolini Revenge TDs 1 cas 2/1/1 vs Llancoedcoch Tds 1 cas 2/0/0
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1119230
GAME: DRAW ( 0 )
BH: 2 (4)
SI: 1 (-stat = 10)
RIP: 1 (unapothed) http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2834393
TOTAL: 0 + 4 + 10 + 25 = 39
Maximilian



Joined: Dec 02, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 11, 2006 - 18:20 Reply with quote Back to top

Pikkolini Revenge TDs 2 cas 1/1/1 vs Rangers of Athilein TDs 0 cas 0/0/1
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1120561
GAME: WIN (15)
BH: 1 (2)
SI: 1 (1 mng = 3)
RIP: 1 (unapothed) http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2831586
TOTAL: 15 + 2 + 3 + 25 = 45
Maximilian



Joined: Dec 02, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 14, 2006 - 10:46 Reply with quote Back to top

Pikkolini Revenge TDs 1 cas 1/6/1 vs Herbs Tds 3 cas 3/0/0
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1124332
GAME: LOST (-10)
BH: 1 (2)
SI: 6 (4 mng = 12 + 2 niggled = 20)
RIP: 1 (unapothed = 25) http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2803989
Slam Dunk: 8 (25)
TOTAL: -10 + 2 + 12 + 20 + 25 + 25 = 74
DukeTyrion



Joined: Feb 18, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 14, 2006 - 11:08 Reply with quote Back to top

Hmmm, I am tempted to make another anti Emu Elf team, but your scoring is not all that great.

I could kill 2 EMU players, win 6-0, have 1 BH and 1 Dead against and they would still score points!

Give elves some points for maiming their player, and -10 for a loss is not alot ...
CircularLogic



Joined: Aug 22, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 14, 2006 - 15:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Duke: Then join the E.L.F. League kicking off March 16th.

They give you extra points if you win against EMU-teams.
DukeTyrion



Joined: Feb 18, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 14, 2006 - 23:32 Reply with quote Back to top

I tend to make a team just to beat up the weak EMU coaches though...

... I kinda do them a favour by removing their weak Very Happy

Himmelbrahm Spire was my last team, but they had fair rules then with negative points for cas against etc...
Maximilian



Joined: Dec 02, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 15, 2006 - 10:37 Reply with quote Back to top

GOOD TYRON, we are waiting for you Wink
BTW I think you have post on wrong post, it's the EMU report matches post... not EMU critics.
Wink
See you around, have a nice day !

Maximilian
DukeTyrion



Joined: Feb 18, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 15, 2006 - 17:05 Reply with quote Back to top

From the opening line on the initial post, I presumed input was welcomed, please let me know if I was wrong.

I think you will find I am also not a critic, just a potential adversary, as I have been before in the past.

I liked the previous scoring introduced by BunnyPuncher, as it allowed points to be deducted from EMU coaches for losses and casualties against, as well as welcoming elven coaches the chance to post there victories in the EMU season thread (this one I believe), as it is your current scoring system panders to the coaches that play the most games, not the most victorious.

It's a shame, earlier seasons did have a certain challenge and class about them.
Zed



Joined: Jun 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 16, 2006 - 01:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Left my Heart in San Francisco Vs FC Deepwood Griffons 2-1 (conceded)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1126545
15 pts for win + 10 pts (conceded but not my opponent this is the reason why so few games since now -) + 2pts for bh + 25 pt for 5 si and one niggling one + 25 pts for slam dunk = 77 pts
the niggled one:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2828226
Nice first game for EMU with the little one !

Left my Heart in San Francisco Vs Kouran's Black Hearts 2-0
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1126678
15 pts for win + 2 pt for bh + 6 pts for the apothed kill =23 pts

Total of the two games = 90pts

Dead Elves, nothing elfs matter !
Warmduscher



Joined: Jun 15, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 16, 2006 - 09:38 Reply with quote Back to top

DukeTyron: You are welcome to do your anti-EMU team and celebrate your feats here.
This league really lacks opponents and you'll find the teams here eager to play you. Just go on if you dare.
And some serious smack talk is always welcome too.

Regarding the scoring, most of it is taken directly from BunnyPuncher's last seasons. The -15 flat for getting outcased and the -10 for losing is straight from his scorelist. I don't know what BunnyPuncher did better in your mind. Could you give concrete examples of his different scoring?

For the rest of you guys:
Damnit, get your games going! The season is already half over and we have only 3 kills to account for!
Maximilian



Joined: Dec 02, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 16, 2006 - 12:28 Reply with quote Back to top

Pikkolini Revenge TDs 3 cas 3/3/1 vs Whistled Wildbutts TDs 1 cas 0/1/0
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1127036
GAME: WIN (15)
BH: 3 (6)
SI: 3 (2 mng = 6 + 1 niggled = 10)
RIP: 2 (2 unapothed) http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2736430 & http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2736438
Slam Dunk: 7 (25)
TOTAL: 15 + 6 + 6 + 10 + 25 + 50 = 112

P. S.: The second rip is made by star (Nobbla) and it is not in the cas stats of the match. I asked War about it and he saw me it's regular... wath else ? POWER TO THE LITTLE ONES ! Wink
Display posts from previous:     
 Jump to:   
All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Post new topic   Reply to topic
View previous topic Log in to check your private messages View next topic