Slemfakiren
Joined: Jun 07, 2004
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Apr 09, 2006 - 17:54 |
 
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Stockholm Plaguebearers prolific goalscorer, Calamity Hangloose, died on the pitch today as the result of a tough blow to the groin area in a match against a chaos team known more for it's brawn than for it's brains.
Having already rescued painbringer in the making Bad Breed from a fatal wound, the apothecary was unable to save Calamity's life.
Of course, it was only logical that Calamity recieved the MVP award after this game, that not only contained death, but also a never before seen act of sheer elfballing that meant the assist to an astonishing touchdown.
Calamity will be grieved by only a small group of family members and close friends, but surely the players of the Plaguebearers will feel something is missing in the locker room as the team head out to the pitch for their next game.
In addition, fans of fearless elfball with a spice of carnage will also surely miss this player who always seemed to find a solution to a problem (often related to the ball, cages of beastmen and insane odds) in ways unimaginable to others.
One of the most promising intercepting players of the league, according to some, Calamity's premature demise will always leave us wonderring what could have been.
Rest in peace, Calamity Hangloose |
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Freppa
Joined: Oct 14, 2005
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Apr 10, 2006 - 00:44 |
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yeah, i feel your pain man.. thats some seriously nasty rutter gunner. |
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sk8bcn
Joined: Apr 13, 2004
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Apr 10, 2006 - 09:59 |
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Gnomes are trash
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