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Marcello_von_Beck



Joined: May 24, 2006

Post   Posted: May 26, 2006 - 12:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Ho Lee Moses sadly passed away a mere 4 hours after being signed for the Mirenburg Maulers. In his first match his promising career was cut short as Darwin Awards' Mummy Manoel Messias Batista Coelho stuck out a bandaged stump to tackle the passing Ho Lee, thus reducing the hapless catcher to a red smear across the pitch, accompanied by frenzied howls of "Braaaaaaainnnnnssssss" from the Awards' fans.

Mirenburg Head Coach Marcello von Beck, on being questioned about life insurance for players remarked:

"Well, we sign new policies on a Friday. Unfortunately the match was on a Thursday..."

Ho Lee is surprisingly upbeat however. After playing out the remainder of the game as a zombie for the Darwin Awards he is now looking start a promising music career.
DonTomaso



Joined: Feb 20, 2005

Post   Posted: May 26, 2006 - 12:45 Reply with quote Back to top

Haha... Good one!

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