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UltraPro Captain Screws up for Last Time
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Does anyone actually care that this incompetent idiot is actually dead?
No
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
No
10%
 10%  [ 2 ]
No
15%
 15%  [ 3 ]
A tiny, weensy bit
26%
 26%  [ 5 ]
Not a chance in hell, matey
47%
 47%  [ 9 ]
Total Votes : 19


Quadros



Joined: Jul 09, 2006
Post   Posted: Jul 23, 2006 - 16:40 Reply with quote Back to top
Lupin Croop, (un)inspirational captain of the Halfling squad Team UltraPro, has passed away, aged 48.

The player, who won the captaincy of the team in a side bet at a cock fight, achieved very little in his mundane career, and during a match against Faries managed to slip from Barry the Treeman's hand and dash his substandard brains out on a discarded iron codpiece.

Croop leaves behind a plot of Turnips, and an unpleasent odour in the UltraPro Changing rooms.
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