MachSphere
Joined: Jun 16, 2006
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Grim Reaper Report (12/05/2006) of those who have paid the ferry-man:
* New updates in GREEN
Rookies
Borric - Wood Elf Lineman - 2 SPP
Güljen – Orc Thrower - 5 SPP
Morghagg Gobsmasher - Norse Ogre - 0 SPP
Yase Graygilder - Longbeard - 2 SPP
Okin Nnamhod - Dark Elf Lineman - 0 SPP
Bulli IV. - Skaven Lineman - 0 SPP
Meat Master - Amazon Linewomen - 0 SPP
P.V. Becker - Dark Elf Lineman - 4 SPP
Conchi - Skaven Lineman - 0 SPP
Joe Kidd - Undead Ghoul - 0 SPP
Shagrat - Orc Lineman - 1 SPP
Cozz - Chaos Beastman - 1 SPP
Poobum - Skaven Lineman - 3 SPP
Grishnákh - Orc Goblin - 5 SPP
The Naked Jogger Of Binghamton - Orc Black Orc Blocker - 3 SPP
Experienced
Kame Kazuko - Linewomen - 8 SPP – Block
Solirae the Silent - Dark Elf Thrower – 8 SPP – Sure Hands
Kramial - Mummy - 8 SPP - Block
Phoenix Babe - Linewomen - 6 SPP - * Died before attaining any skills
Sinsy - Goblin - 6 SPP - Catch
Ob la der des ders – Halfling - 11 SPP - Guard
Smacker - Skaven Lineman - 11 SPP - Foul Apperance
William Munny - Ghoul - 12 SPP - Block
gorn - Troll - 7 SPP - Guard
Drago - Orc Lineman - 8 SPP - Block
Hacho II. - Skaven Lineman - 11 SPP - Block
Stop lugging it! - Skaven Lineman - 8 SPP - Block
Cthcliol - High Elf Lineman - 12 SPP - Guard
Fling da Flyboy - Goblin - 11 SPP - Sure Feet
Heinrich Altmann - Human Lineman - 13 SPP - Block
Oompa-Loompa - Skaven Lineman - 9 SPP - Block
Pat Robertson II - Beast - 13 SPP - Guard
Dame Edna - Khemri Skeleton - 15 SPP - Mighty Blow
Scavenge - Chaos Warrior - 6 SPP - Block
Buschmann II. - Skaven Lineman - 6 SPP - Kick
Idiotic - Orc Lineman - 6 SPP - Dirty Player
Okin Nnamhod - Dark Elf Lineman - 6 SPP - Block
Regent - Chaos Beastman - 6 SPP - Block
Nax´zzzos - Gutter Runner - 11 SPP - Block
Hetze - Storm Vermin - 8 SPP - Guard
Carne picada - Orc Troll - 10 SPP - Guard
Cultist Fenris - Chaos Beastman - 6 SPP - Block
Araac - Skaven Lineman - 12 SPP - Kick
Joseph - Chaos Beastman - 14 SPP - Block
Me - Skaven Gutter Runner - 7 SPP - Dirty Player
Grishnákh - Orc Goblin - 10 SPP - +AG
Enolol - High Elf Lineman - 10 SPP - Guard
Hurricane - Dark Elf Witch Elf - 14 SPP - Block
alampiberts - Human Catcher - 10 SPP - Block
Gorion - Chaos Beastman - 10 SPP - Block
Jesus - Khemri Skeleton - 14 SPP - Dirty Player
Lush - Skaven Lineman - 9 SPP - +AG
Veterans
Boloncio - Longbeard - 17 SPP - Stand Firm, Guard
Sister Shyntlara - Dark Elf Lineman - 18 SPP - Dodge, Block
Sister Sabraen - Dark Elf Lineman - 21 SPP - Dirty Player, Guard
Gitol Darklock - Long beard - 16 SPP - +MA, Guard
Dikke - Skaven Lineman - 30 SPP - Block, Guard
Llanowar Elves - Orc Lineman - 19 SPP - Block, **Died before attaining next skill
D'oh Rly - Zombie - 23 SPP - Dirty Player, Block
Jenna Jameson - Amazon Linewomen - 18 SPP - Block, Tackle
Mini - Goblin - 22 SPP - Catch, Diving Tackle
Rat Masse moi ca ! - Skaven Thrower - 19 SPP - Accurate, +ST
Shevarash - Dark Elf Lineman - 20 SPP - Block, Dirty Player
GIMLI the slayer - Longbeard - 20 SPP - Stand Firm, Mighty Blow
Jonial Swiftstrike - Wood Elf Lineman - 24 SPP - +MA, Block
Armageddon - Black Orc Block - 21 SPP - Block, Guard
Bug Da Brain - Orc Lineman - 17 SPP - Kick, Block
Sensei - Dark Elf Lineman - 24 SPP - Block, Dodge
Mindstrip - Chaos Warrior - 29 SPP - Block, +ST
Barney - Skaven Lineman - 29 SPP - +ST, Block
Hubble - Rat Ogre - 19 SPP - Guard, Break Tackle
Pulkovo Airlines - Phoenix Warrior - 16 SPP - Guard, Block
Kount Grishnakh - Orc Lineman - 27 SPP - Dirty Player, +AG
De Bracy - Black Orc Blocker - 28 SPP - Block, Guard
SumFass - Skaven Thrower - 22 SPP - +MA, Accurate
Flitzzz´ylon - Gutter Runner - 24 SPP - Leap, Block
Kremas - Storm Vermin - 17 SPP - Mighty Blow, Guard
Crazefury - Chaos Dwarf Troll - 22 SPP - Guard, Break Tackle
Broa - Longbeard - 24 SPP - Guard, Mighty Blow
Loner IV - Orc Lineman - 23 SPP - Block, Dirty Player
Blumpy - Undead Ghoul - 24 SPP - Block, Side Step
Curpe - Skaven Lineman - 30 SPP - Block, Tackle
Muute - Skaven Lineman - 18 SPP - Block, Dirty Player
N.B. Xerties II - High Elf Lineman - 28 SPP - Block, Tackle
Isaac - Chaos Beastman - 18 SPP - Block, Mighty Blow
Caracol - Chaos Dwarf Blocker - 23 SPP - Dodge, Guard
Adrabririel - High Elf Lineman - 18 SPP - Block, Dodge
Myr Pedrok - Wood Elf Lineman - 23 SPP - Block, Side Step
Brucker - Lizardmen Skink - 27 SPP - Side Step, Diving Tackle
Devilish Dave - Orc Lineman - 19 SPP - Block, Dirty Player
Satyre - Chaos Beastman - 25 SPP - Horns, Foul Appearance, Block
Rat Jalalabanne - Skaven Lineman - 20 SPP - Block, Tackle
haldrick - Human Lineman - 21 SPP - Block, +MA
Emlik Ironfist - Wood Elf Thrower - 17 SPP - Accurate, ** Died before attaining next skill
Emerging Stars
Paco Porras - Beastman - 42 SPP - Block, Claw, Guard
Green Bulldog - Flesh Golem - 42 SPP - Mighty Blow, Block, Guard
Anarchist - Skaven Lineman - 44 SPP - Claw, Block, Tackle
de huurling - Black Orc Blocker - 35 SPP - Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
atalante - Orc Thrower - 38 SPP - Block, Accurate, +ST
Dynamiteer - Chaos Dwarf Blocker - 31 SPP - Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro
Inahenued Weaseltracker - Lion Warrior - 42 SPP - Block, Dodge, Side Step
Wurrzak - Black Orc Blocker - 47 SPP - Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
Backhuhn - Blitz-Ra - 36 SPP - Tackle, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball
Schokopalatschinke - Thro-Ra - 35 SPP - +MA, +ST, +AG
Lassie - Werewolf - 32 SPP - Block, Dodge, +MA
Altieri Chaosbreather - Witch Elf - 31 SPP - Block, +AG, Leap
Elas II. - Gutter Runner - 39 SPP - Dauntless, Block, Strip Ball
Ruud Jolie II - Dark Elf Blitzer - 49 SPP - Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball
Nash - Gutter Runner - 36 SPP - Block, Shadowing, Diving Tackle
Michl Lang - Human Blitzer - 43 SPP - Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow
Charles The Piercer - Dark Elf Lineman - 46 SPP - Guard, Block, Dodge
N.B. Wanis II - High Elf Dragon Warrior - 36 SPP - Dodge, Guard, Tackle
Gonma - Dark Elf Lineman - 46 SPP - Block, Guard, Dodge
Malar - Chaos Beastman - 47 SPP - Claw, Razor Sharp Claws, Spikes
For a Smack - Undead Zombie - 46 SPP - Block, Dirty Player, Pro
Ash - Wood Elf Wardancer - 48 SPP - Tackle, Side Step, Strip Ball
Adept Fouler - Chaos Dwarf Bull Centaur - 38 SPP - Frenzy, Stand Firm, +MA
Idrolarin - High Elf Phoenix Warrior - 37 SPP - +MA, Sure Hands, +AG
Chifumi Sake - Amazon Linewomen - 32 SPP - +ST, Block, Strip Ball
Branz Brighteye - Skaven Lineman - 32 SPP - Block, Tackle, ** Died before attaining next skill
Nachtogen - Orc Black Orc Blocker - 31 SPP - Block, Guard, Tackle
Mezir - Orc Black Orc Blocker - 31 SPP - +ST, Block, Guard
Voltaire II - Undead Wight - 41 SPP - Tackle, Strip Ball, Pro
Azog - Orc Black Orc Blocker - 35 SPP - Block, Stand Firm, Guard
Muzgash - Orc Lineman - 36 SPP - Guard, Block, Mighty Blow
Star Players
Dhaunae the Wicked - Dark Elf Blitzer - 54 SPP - Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
Pardner - Ghoul - 55 SPP - Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Frenzy
Amazon Addict - Chaos Dwarf Blocker - 51 SPP - +ST, Guard, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block
"Supple" Peterson - Human Catcher - 60 SPP - Block, Side Step, Sprint, +MA
Back Breaker - Ogre - 53 SPP - Block, Guard, Pro, Break Tackle
Myr Maes - Wood Elf Lineman - 58 SPP - Block, Dodge, +AG, Leap
sprinte - Chaos Dwarf Bull Centaur - 64 SPP - Break Tackle, Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
Azzeliko - Wood Elf Lineman - 51 SPP - Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge
Wegrial - Wood Elf Wardancer - 61 SPP - Tackle, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow, Pass Block
Icarus II - Wood Elf Lineman - 61 SPP - Block, Dodge, Side Step, Guard
TJ Detweiler - Orc Blitzer - 73 SPP - +AG, Guard, +MA, Strip Ball
Wakizashi II - Necromantic Wight - 61 SPP - Tackle, Mighty Blow, Pro, +MA
Faetter R - Lizardmen Skink - 69 SPP - +AG, Side Step, Block, Leap
Elelebroniel - High Elf Lion Warrior - 64 SPP - Block, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Pass Block
General Bonesapart - Dark Elf Lineman - 55 SPP - Block, Dodge, Side Step, Diving Tackle
Shifink Sneek - Skaven Gutter Runner - 52 SPP - Block, Side Step, Dauntless, ** Died before attaining next skill
Adaennon - High Elf Dragon Warrior - 62 SPP - Tackle, Side Step, +MA, Diving Tackle
Mikkith Halestorm - Wood Elf Wardancer - 66 SPP - Tackle, Side Step, Strip Ball, +MA
Vanessa Richards - Orc Blitzer - 66 SPP - Tackle, +AG, +AG, Strip Ball
Vladimir Lenin - Orc Black Orc Blocker - 74 SPP - Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
Kim Källström - Lizardmen Saurus - 70 SPP - +ST, Block, Break Tackle, Dodge
Super Stars
S&W Model 29 - Chaos Warrior - 86 SPP - Claw, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro
Sickfried - Orc Blitzer - 103 SPP - Tackle, Mighty Blow, +AG, Guard, +AG
Fu-zak - Orc Blitzer - 83 SPP - +MA, Sure Hands, +AG, Dodge, Pass Block
Haldir III - Wood Elf Wardancer - 77 SPP - Strip Ball, +AG, Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle
Derrlion - Wood Elf Lineman - 88 SPP - +AG, Block, Dodge, Pass Block, +MA
Kamog - Black Orc Blocker - 92 SPP - Block, Mighty Blow, +AG, Guard, Tackle
Joseph Stalin - Orc Black Orc Blocker - 95 SPP - Block, +ST, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, +ST
Mega Stars
Joyful - Chaos Warrior - 171 SPP - Razor Sharp Claws, Block, Claw, Piling On, Tackle, Multiple Block
Galena - Dwarf Runner - 127 SPP - Accurate, +ST, Block, Dump Off, Pro, ** Died before attaining next skill
Bloodiest Matches
Clint Eastwood Roles vs. mekanik - 5 RIPs for the entire match
Cult of the Silver Claw vs Tz'arkan Sisterhood - 4 RIPs within the one team
Sockenschuss United vs Orcness, Orcsome, Orcs! - 4 RIPs within the one team
Shadow Adepts vs Eleven Elven Warriors - 3 50+ SPP RIPs within the one team
Councillors vs Mince Ur Quota Vikings - 3 RIPs within the one team
Stormrider Tribe vs Buffy Episodes - 2 Black Orc Blockers RIP’ed within the same team each with 31 SPP
My First and My Last vs Orcs of the White Hand - 3 Players died on the same team
Total Dead: 155 |
Last edited by MachSphere on %b %05, %2006 - %13:%Dec; edited 15 times in total |
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Malthor
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Oct 09, 2006 - 16:47 |
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May there be many more 
I have seen at least 10 die from games I have specced |
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Emphasy
Joined: Jun 14, 2004
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Oct 09, 2006 - 16:48 |
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I'll guarentee a kill per game i play in the Fumbbl Cup! |
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Timppis
Joined: Jun 02, 2006
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Oct 09, 2006 - 16:52 |
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Almost ten percent are my dwarves... |
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Manbush
Joined: Nov 08, 2005
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Oct 09, 2006 - 17:23 |
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Great idea and great post, Machsphere
I will be checking this one daily. |
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eyeslikethunder
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Oct 09, 2006 - 18:35 |
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more must die
nice report machsphere |
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Sickroy
Joined: Feb 11, 2006
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Oct 09, 2006 - 18:50 |
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Now this is a list
I DON'T like to see my players on.
Too bad that 2 made it already.
May they rest in peace.
Goodbye Sickfried  |
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Freppa
Joined: Oct 14, 2005
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Oct 09, 2006 - 20:35 |
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I'm responsible for one of those 
may there be many, many more. |
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Manbush
Joined: Nov 08, 2005
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Oct 10, 2006 - 15:51 |
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My kills: Boloncio, Gorn, De Huurling, Atalante
My losses : William Munny, Pardner |
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Happy is the person who can laugh at himself. He will never cease to be amused
I put the liquor in the same bottle his and mine, and mine was at the bottom, and, sure, I was obliged to drink his to get at mine |
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Panda_
Joined: Jul 14, 2004
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Oct 10, 2006 - 19:04 |
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Idolen
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Oct 15, 2006 - 17:48 |
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No list of Stars... I killed Ripper in turn 2 of this game with Strongbranch.....
Didnt get more kills in before he had to conceed bc real life issues... too bad, could have been a fun match |
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Diabl0658
Joined: Oct 05, 2004
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Oct 15, 2006 - 18:44 |
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Manbush
Joined: Nov 08, 2005
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Oct 16, 2006 - 18:41 |
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hehe the body count is getting big, keep up the bloodbath fellas, I'm hoping to add a few Grandarchers to the pile in my final |
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I put the liquor in the same bottle his and mine, and mine was at the bottom, and, sure, I was obliged to drink his to get at mine |
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Borgen
Joined: Sep 06, 2005
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Oct 16, 2006 - 18:49 |
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I killed a wimpy beastman in my latest match i dont see it on there yet |
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torsoboy
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Oct 17, 2006 - 10:14 |
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I killed the experienced Orc lino "Idiotic" yesterday. |
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