Jim: Hey fellow Bloodbowl fans,

For those who don't know me. I'm Jim, reporter for Bloodweiser magasine and today i'm interviewing Panda_ Head coach of the Rats Menent. Your team has played 300 games, and you haven't told a lot about it. Why ?

Panda_: Offering sits for our 300 match would have mean, that we were stopping to play. Those Skavens will never stop playing. True Fans come on important events. We are famous in the underground, and that's where most of our fans come from. I'm please that you came. Maybe the interview will make us well known at the sunlight. And that a new wave of fans comes to feed the actual ones.

J: Believe me, your team will be famous there. Your fan base decreases. In my archive, it was 29 during your 201th game. It has also increase to 33. But now your team is lacking not what it used to be. Why ?

P: Those times where the best ones we had. We were one eighth finalist in the Fumbbl Cup V loosing only to the defending champion Nandorins, we had the best Storm Vermins G'Rat Double and A'Rat'Che, we had the Strong Ergo Tar. But when those players decieded to help me training some young talents, or when they gave their life for our fame. The fan base slowly decrease. In addition, we had lot's of troubles those times.

J: And what troubles ! You had a great winning record. And now you barely have won half of your total games. How could you explain your numerous latest losing streak ? You didn't speak a lot about it.

P: Nuffle gives and Nuffle takes. Sometimes, even Horned Rat is joking. Grey Seers predicted that. We lose more than a player every two matchs: I counted 169. And like at our beginnings, we are storing lot's of Warp Stone, and keeping it for good times. That century started well. But we did worse everytime. That was awfull. The good news of this story is that in our 118 graves, we have added 115 players from the other teams ! Only 3 of our players aren't honored to corrupt others.

J: So your team live to corrupt the rest of the world ? If you were playing the Ulthian Tournament, many people would join you. They all want to kill elfs, even some elfs wants to.

P: That's our skaven nature. We are only there to reugnifiate skaven tribes. And if we weren't invited was because of our bad shape. Can i ask you a favor. I want to throw you in our crowd.

J: Can i refuse ?

P: No. And now my fans, we need two more bodies to honor the remaining graves.