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[B] Tombification
Carpal
#9
Skeleton Lineman
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
48
B
142
P
0
F
1043
G
269
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
1
Mvp
21
GPP
118
XPP
0
SPP
118
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Dirty Player
Dodge
Fend
Sneaky Git
Wrestle

#1 all time fouler, all divisons • Top list all-time star, MVP, oldest player

Survivor award • the last surviving member of the original squad

The team's oldest player and a very proficient fouler who frequently wins plaudits and MVP awards with his boot. Infamous; players get named after him.

Did You Know? Carpal had a wingman, amusingly called Carpals. Playing second fiddle in terms of fouling, Carpals amassed only 267 before dying at the hands of a troll he brazenly blocked in his 144th game.

Impressive performances (some missing)
18 fouls amongst 24, including 3 serious injuries
• 12 fouls once, twice, thrice
• 11 fouls once, twice, thrice (3 cas, 4 KOs - savage), quad
• 10 fouls once, twice, thrice, quad
8 fouls, 4 casualties forcing a concession
5 fouls, 3 casualties including a kill
8 fouls, 3 casualties including 2 kills
9 fouls, 2 casualties including a kill

Achievements
• 25/05/2012 after 133 games, #1 all time box fouler
• 25/05/2012 after 172 games, #1 all time box oldest Khemri player
• 08/06/2012 injured in his 199th game by a surf, a -MA war wound
• 12/03/2014 after 242 games, #1 all time FUMBBL fouler with 899 fouls
• 03/01/2017 after 260 games, first player to reach 1000 fouls

Notable victims! (probably some missing)
George Best
Tristan Coldstone
Target Chew (niggled)
Dumpo
Moog
The Riddler (maimed)
BrAsKy more than YOO (injured, retired)
Ecstacy (-AV)

Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-02-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-19
-
1
-
-
1
8
2012-02-20
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-02-24
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-03-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-31
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-06-01
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-06-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-06-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-06-04
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-06-09
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-01-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-12-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-12-15
-
-
-
-
1
5
2017-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2