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BeanBelly
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beanbelly (29590)
Overall
Mega-Star
Overall
Record
268/122/120
Win Percentage
65%
About
Hello o/
To schedule a match please do get in touch on PM or Discord. Weekday evenings often starting 19:00 or 22:00 server time are good.

Weekends I am flexible- though bear in mind my work pattern means 1/3 of my weekends are actually on Thu/Fri : )

I text chat if the other Coach is up for it. I've had some good laughs here on FUMBBL win or lose.

I'll always congratulate you on your scores.

Luck & Dice are not good chat. If on occasion I cry Nooooooo!!! at Nuffle please don't be offended, this is an emotional response and is not meant to take away from your coaching skill.

Fouling is an integral part of the game. I might shout CHEAT! when you foul but only because I'm role playing for lulz.

I will raise any time keeping problems in chat. Raising issues with each other in a friendly way can speed up a game without causing any offence.

If one of us is getting their team badly damaged with casualties conceding is acceptable (unless the League or Tournament rules specifically prevent it). We are here to have fun; so if a game is going horribly and you are unhappy please do say so in chat.




As a young teenager I played the occasional game of Blood Bowl against friends, and this fantasy world really captured my imagination. Life moved on and the game lay dormant.

Two decades later I chanced across FUMBBL. The standard of play here is high and it was a tough start. I learnt from my mistakes - player position first - then dice moves in the right order, to minimise the impact of poor dice.

Having learnt enough to be competitive my goal now is to try to win tournaments.

BB2020 high watermark is 5th Overall (BB2016 was 10th)
Coach Rating is a good tracker of players current form in [C] division, but not a true ranking of the best coaches.



Legendary Players:
Moonstone Underworld Gutter Runner
Matlock Orc Blitzer RIP
Hammerite Orc Blitzer
Hackmanite Skaven Blitzer

Legend Coach Rating:
Dwarf
Chaos Dwarf
Norse no1 rated coach
Underworld no1 rated coach


MAJOR HONORS
Undead : UI XVII Qualifier: Alabaster Lantern What A Shambles!
Norse : Steel Gauntlet I qualifier BBT8 Norðmaðr

MINOR TITLES
Underworld : FUMBBL C Minor V-2 (1630) [C] Underworld

BRAWL TITLES
Chaos Dwarf : Bar Brawl CVI (lo) Chorf Skool
Chaos Dwarf : Bar Brawl XCI (lo) Chorf Skool
Undead : Bar Brawl XCVII (lo) What A Shambles!
Undead : Bar Brawl XCIV(lo) What A Shambles!
Dwarf : Bar Brawl XCVII(lo) Fear Nowt

ROYAL ROOKIE RUMBLES
Dwarf : RRR 518 Leadbelly

NAF Online - BeanBelly 29590
Undead : Tilean Team Cup 2/2/2
Dark Elf : Road to Malta 2/1/3
Chaos Dwarf : Midspring Mayhem 3/2/1
Underworld : Thrudbowl 3/2/1
Undead : Star Wars 2022 1/2/1
Human : The Good, Bad, Fair and Ugly 2021 3/2/1
Human : SteelBowl 2021 3/1/2
Undead : EU Open 2/3/1
Human : Amorical Cup 2020 2/2/2

Squad Chaos took me to the UKTC 2022 table-top tournament. Team Hashut were 16th of 86. In the individual standings our captain Raging82 was 1st of 344 well played sir!

'Thrudsquigs' were designed and sold for charity by Squad Chaos. Here are three I painted. The first painted Thrudsquigs in the world I believe!



Quick Stats
Location
United Kingdom
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
November 14, 2019
Game Statistics
Coach Rating1717
Coach Standing95
Ranked Games Played510
Active Teams16
Retired Teams171
Total Record699/324/421
Win Percentage60%
Team Averages
Number of Games7.7
TDs Scored Per Game1.3
TDs Allowed Per Game0.9
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.1
Cas. Taken Per Game1.6
Won Tournaments
  UI XX Qualifier: Bright Lantern
  UI XVII Qualifier: Alabaster Lantern
  Royal Rookie Rumble 518
  FUMBBL C Minor V-1 (1630 TV)
  Bar Brawl CII - Lo
  Bar Brawl CVI - Lo
  Bar Brawl CVIII - Lo
  Bar Brawl XCIV - Lo
  Bar Brawl XCVII - Lo