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Nature_Warden
Last seen 15 years ago
Overall
Rookie
Overall
Record
0/0/0
Win Percentage
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About
"1+1=..."

Curses!! All my pics are far too large... as for information I'm insane absolutely eccentric but I mean what I say unless I'm joking and it kind of takes much wisdom to see through my sarcasm... you know what, just assume I'm joking until I pull out the vocabulary or something... unless I pull it out in an obviously inflated manner for the purpose of that specific form of sarcasm... you know what? Screw it; you're wise if you're still reading this garbage mental spew, we'll probably get along unless I'm in an asshole mood... I suck at autobiographies... 0_0 I'd delete this all if I didn't find my own madness amusing! XD

I can explain myself in one word, but it's kind of a cheating word... Paradoxical...

P.S: I'll be around until the world burns or they ban me or electricity becomes suddenly unavailable or I lose the internet or Bloodbowl begins to enrage me constantly(False hope) or I die suddenly... so might as well get used to it even if you find me obnoxious...

Style of Play:
When I stop thinking I start to do good, just kind of let go and I know just what to do with each player... unfortunately for me I'm used to thinking so my style is usually very chaotic and lacks theory...

Things that Get My Goat:
People who really the think there's a whole wall of strategic thought to Bloodbowl... strategy is a huge part of the game but if you think I lose cause I'm stupid or non-tactical you need to play a lot more Bloodbowl... Also, people who hold touchdowns to get the win, play the game!! Rush, excitement! Smashing and scoring the odd pass, quick blitzes and taking chances! If NFLers just stood there in the endzone waiting for a player to get close before scoring to burn time you'd throw your ashtray through the screen! ...oh, and fouling for the express purpose of ruining someone's team... if your a bashy team, bash them! You have Mighty Blow to use no need to beat a man while he's down...

Favourite Things on the Pitch:
People who can laugh at their own absurd misfortune, usually I'm laughing when it happens to me too but if I send a lol you'd assume sarcasm... also, badly hurts... Gets them off the field for the rest of the game, only a fool would apoth(I have before) and no permanent loss, as we all know when your favourite player is smeared on the field you can't help but feel a moment of loss... Oh yeah, one more thing... EATTING GOBOS!!! XD ...mmmm gobos.


Personal Awards:
100th Match
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1133862
I got owned by some Skaven, pretty unremarkable and a sad marker of just how much I used to suck at this game and still do...
5th Concession
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1507647
Man couldn't go on without his Vampires I guess.. and here I thought I'd have two halves of fun with his thralls... *Sighs*


Random Quotes

"I like touching 9 volt batteries to my tongue, I think it makes me smarter..."

"Hello
I´ve just created a team, do you like to play a friendly match with me now?"
"Blood Bowl is never friendly"

"I decided today if I commit suicide I want to starve to death, a thousand children in Africa can't be wrong!!"

"your a dicing out"
"For the whoooole universe"
"yes"

lol I'm a soap now!

GL?
Quick Stats
Location
Saamis, Canada
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+1:00)
Member since
February 10, 2006
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams37
Retired Teams76
Total Record161/91/376
Win Percentage33%
Team Averages
Number of Games5.6
TDs Scored Per Game1
TDs Allowed Per Game1.8
Cas. Inflicted Per Game1.8
Cas. Taken Per Game2.2
Won Tournaments
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