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maysrill
Last seen 5 years ago
Overall
Rookie
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Record
0/0/0
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About
I'm a fantasy author. I write under the name J.S. Morin. I've written three books, Firehurler, Aethersmith, and Sourcethief, which comprise the Twinborn Trilogy.


You can find info about any of my books at jsmorin.com
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Words to blood bowl by: (Copied from PurpleChest's blog)

1: Its a game, have fun.
2: Everyones fun is different.
3: No one cares if you have fun. They are having their own fun.
4: Knowing the odds doesnt make you a good player.
5: Ignoring the odds will make you a bad player.
6: Do the safe stuff first, unless you got a better plan.
7: Try not to roll dice, but don't be afraid to at the right time.
8: Players die.
9: 1 in 6 odds of failing does not mean it will work.
10: Never trust an elf.
11: Anything with ag4 or higher counts as an elf. gutter Runners count as dangerous elves.
11: One elf is enough to beat anyone. Two is often overkill.
12: Just because everyone hates dwarves, doesnt mean they are unbeatable.
13: A bad plan can still work.
14: In the abscence of a good plan, a bad plan will do.
15: If you have no plan at all, just be lucky.
16: To get lucky, you have to try to be lucky.
17: Failing a long odds move isnt Nuffle. Making 2 long odds moves and then failing the 2+, thats Nuffle.
18: Nuffle knows funny, and Nuffle LIKES funny.
19: Yes. Someone, somewhere has done that already.
20: Anything can work, one sixth of the time.
Quick Stats
Location
New Hampshire, United States
Timezone
America/New_York (UTC-4:00)
Member since
December 28, 2008
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams30
Retired Teams95
Total Record1497/564/1056
Win Percentage57%
Team Averages
Number of Games24.9
TDs Scored Per Game1.5
TDs Allowed Per Game1.2
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.8
Cas. Taken Per Game2.3
Won Tournaments
  FUMBBL SMACK Elite CCCXXXIX
  Grotty Little Tournament VII
  FUMBBL Minors 2000TW III-3
  FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG L
  FUMBBL SMACK Sched PRO LXXXV
  GLT VII: Old Teams Qualifiers 2