It is with a heavy heart that I announce the death of Brother Bone Breaker III, a Mercenary to the day he died.

At the time of death, he was tied for 6th All Time Top Star for his position. He was tied for 4th All Time Top Scorers for his position. He'd managed to crack the oldest player list at 25th All Time. Topped the All Time foul list, as one of only 2 rats to ever make it. He was 15th All Time for passing yards. And lastly, he was the Number 2 All Time Rat Rusher.

In fact, Brother Bone had been in the process of an amazing steal and go, towards his second TD of the game in this match, when the opponent's hired wizard unleashed a bolt of lightning. Throughout the entire game, Orcs had tried and failed to block Brother Bone, in consecutive turns with skulls. But the bolt of lightning struck true. The Mercenaries coach immediately called in the apothecary to revive the star rat, but alas, the apothecary (that lazy bum) claimed that since Brother Bone had been completely vaporized by the bolt, and that there was in fact nothing left of the rat except for a pool of blood, that nothing could be done. The apothecary was summarily executed and replaced after the match.