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2011-09-23 01:01:35
38 votes, rating 5.1
38 votes, rating 5.1
Random bloodbowl thoughts
If the weather turns very sunny, why don't the vampires die off? sunblock SPF50?
Why are people taking over 3 minutes to answer a game offer? I know you want to look at my team, but do you really need to do a police background check and review my credit scores? If it'll help speed things up...my credit score is 729...and she said she was 18.
Why does hiring a bloodbowl babe help increase the chances of getting players back on the field? Shouldn't it be the opposite? Hmm, go out on the field and get puree'd...or stay here and have a cold beer while a "babe" gives me a back rub.
Helmut Wulf should be renamed Wolverine....considering how many times he's fallen on his chainsaw, yet always has 10 fingers and toes for the next game.
I hate the Blood Sea Buccaneers won last night
How does a goblin with wrestle take down an Ogre? answer: Redbull gives you wings.
Who's dumbass idea was it to rename TR to TV?
Apothecaries today have a great sense of humor "Ok Jake, the good news is I fixed your leg...the bad news is, I broke your collar bone doing it."
A troll with leap and dirty player...that's still lols
Sneaky git...a skill often called useless, yet at least once a game you wish your dp had it.
Comments
Posted by robocoyote on 2011-09-23 01:04:37
Nice one Good for a Laugh
Posted by icesmooth on 2011-09-23 01:05:52
rated 6 for this comment, "and she said she was 18."
hilarious
hilarious
Posted by Maxiavelli on 2011-09-23 04:36:54
Maybe the vamps are the sparkly kind.
Posted by Niebling on 2011-09-23 07:57:22
Apothecaries today have a great sense of humor "Ok Jake, the good news is I fixed your leg...the bad news is, I broke your collar bone doing it."
This made me lol :)
This made me lol :)
Posted by Emeric on 2011-09-23 08:46:58
For the babes, I think the answer is obvious : one can pay 50k to have bloodweiser babes "help" the OPPONENT's KOs :)
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2011-09-23 09:01:23
Maybe the player thinks he can get lucky later if he proves his manhood on the pitch?
Posted by nin on 2011-09-23 12:46:15
Bloodweiser is now Chaos Dwarf run company with a Nurgle branch. Choose:
-backrub with tents and/or claws
-masage performed by bearded "babe?"
-and beer contents...well, you know, whatever hobbos put in it
-backrub with tents and/or claws
-masage performed by bearded "babe?"
-and beer contents...well, you know, whatever hobbos put in it