Hello again Stunty fellas, today we celebrate! After a match against Nose Treasure in which he scored 3 cas and a TD Chief Sommelier Vlad finally managed to be legend! On his skill roll he achieved a double 6, so now he's definitely the scariest Strig in Stunty Leeg! Look at him!

http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=9063724

We can't lose the opportunity to interview him. Davy Socket approached him just outside the pitch and asked him some questions: here's Vlad:



DAVY SOCKET: Hello Vlad! You finally are legend! Congratulations, I am a legend too and I know how it feels...
CHIEF SOMMELIER VLAD: Shut up, you little bugger! You were crippled and slow, your ridiculous ST4 can't be compared with my ST6. I am a god, a nightmare, I got claws, I can reach anybody with my MA7, I AM ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE WHOLE STUNTY LEEG!

DS: Er, okay, I won't deny this. Just stay cool, friend. Tell us, how do you deal with bloodlust?
CSV: I could care less, you little dirtbag. When I'm thirsty I just bite, Thralls mean nothin' to me. Let 'em die, they are fodder. The team is based around me. Everybody else mean shit.

DS: good, good. Just, please, be kind. I remember you I got dauntless, so if you keep on insultin' me this could end bad.
CSV: Really?
DS: No, not really. Honestly I'm scared as hell by you and I'd prefer to be thousand miles from you drinkin' Tequila, but this is my job. So go on, tell me: what is you gamestyle?
CSV: My speed, along with tackle and block, makes me a wonderful blitzer. I can rush, block and go back, without risk to be blocked. I also have dodge, so I can be quite sure not to be knocked out so easily, and it helpes me when I have to get rid of sticky buggers. I can also score, occasionally. I scored 3 TD.

DS: Good! Girls must go crazy for you. Tell us, what are your expectations for the future?
CSV: Crook told me he will bring us in the next Stunty Major. I wanna win that tourney, that's a REAL tourney, not like the one with unskilled teams. There, there we'll see which is the best team, and we'll win!

DS: Great! Any last words before we shake hands?
CSV: Sure. I will kill William Wallcas, Doomwheel of Smashing to Oblivion. No matter if this will happen in the tourney or in a random match, I'll send him in the Afterlife. You hear me, William? You HEAR me??? I'm coming for you, you big bastard, last time we meet you were damn lucky to get out alive. Next time will be different, I swear. You're dead, dead,, DEAD! DEEEEAAAAAD!

[After these last words Chief Sommelier Vlad turned suddenly bloodthirsty and randomly bite twelve people, includead four kids, a newborn and a eighty-seven old Halfling who died of heart attack. Stadium security blocked him and jailed him, he's currently awaiting for his trial. Hope he'll get out on time for the Stunty Major. And beware: he's scary, mean and really, really crazy!]