It's a bright day today for the Sawdust Saints. The unfamous Chaos Pact team hit victory number 100 in a lucky game against Prez's Souless Slayers. Fans were crazy with happiness in the stadium, a great milestone for the team. CBT (Chaos Broadcast Television) stopped the greatest star of the team, Zogho, only active legend in the roster and owner of several personal records, and interviewed him among a crowd of delirious supporters. Here's what he said:



Press: "So, Zogho, this is a great day for the Sawdust Saints."
Zogho: "It is, man. After so many games played we reached this goal, and I must say this is all because of me."
P: "We all love your humbleness, Zogho. How has this accomplishment been possible?"
Z: "We went along pretty well from the start. We're not the usual Chaos Pact gang of rascals, we always play as a team, in any occasion. They know the ball is my business and they just have to hit opponents and protect me, then in defense we just slow them down until I wait for the chance to perform some crazy suicide shot at the opposing ball carrier. Most of the times it works."
P: "How many times you died, Zogho?"
Z: "Far too many, dude. I've been crippled, fouled, killed, got assassins waiting for me at my doorstep after games, some Dark Elves former brothers tried to poison me, High Elves tried to bribe me to retire, every kind of stuff. We have a top-class apothecary which is basically only for me, he got me stitched up so many times I lost count.Still I'm here. Started with the Saints for the very first day, I'm not going anywhere."
P: "What are the plans for the Saints now?"
Z: "We did pretty well in the last FUMBBL Cup, then we joined XFL and was a disappointment. Maybe we were just tired. After that we lost all our claw guys and we're rebuilding now. We want to get ready for next major."
P: "Best of luck, then. Any words for the fans?"
Z: "Sure. Keep following us. The Saints will be out there for a while. We won't let you down and we love you all. And now... we'll have a huge party, everyone's invited."
P: "Me too?"
Z: "Sure, man, you're welcome to join."
P: "Thanks, Zogho!"
Z: "I was joking. You're not allowed. You smell too bad and look like a total loser. But I'll give you a very special dedication with my name and signature..."
P: "That's great! Thanks, champion!"
Z: "...with a blade, on your chest."
P: "Urgh."

That's it for now. Keep following the Sawdust Saints for more action on the pitch.