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Human
Record
61/11/14
Win Percentage
77%
Orc
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Orc
Record
113/30/7
Win Percentage
85%
Overall
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Overall
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812/201/156
Win Percentage
78%
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2019

2019-06-20 20:51:24
rating 2.9
2019-06-19 02:58:15
rating 4.6
2019-06-17 20:32:48
rating 4.1
2019-04-18 03:55:10
rating 3.9
2019-04-18 02:42:58
rating 2.9
2019-04-17 18:21:31
rating 3.6
2019-04-15 02:58:15
rating 3.6
2019-04-12 18:54:42
rating 3.3
2019-04-12 11:26:58
rating 4.9
2019-04-11 17:42:27
rating 5.5
2019-04-11 14:54:26
rating 5.2
2019-04-09 18:54:01
rating 4.7
2019-04-07 16:54:42
rating 5.8

2017

2017-12-29 16:51:35
rating 5.9
2017-12-29 11:15:29
rating 6
2017-12-28 18:17:02
rating 6
2017-12-25 11:33:47
rating 6
2017-12-20 11:29:02
rating 5.6

2016

2016-12-04 23:39:52
rating 5.6
2016-11-17 19:13:01
rating 5.6
2016-11-11 15:35:36
rating 4.9
2016-03-09 11:11:22
rating 5.2
2016-03-08 20:58:28
rating 5.2
2016-01-10 10:47:25
rating 4.9
2016-01-08 21:17:53
rating 4.5
2016-01-08 18:04:14
rating 4.8
2016-01-07 23:11:49
rating 4.7

2015

2015-07-18 11:18:33
rating 5.8
2015-05-31 23:49:45
rating 5.3
2015-05-22 00:12:58
rating 4.9
2015-05-20 15:36:41
rating 5.7

2014

2014-11-06 01:10:33
rating 4.8
2014-07-11 15:47:40
rating 5
2014-07-07 01:38:02
rating 4.5
2014-06-28 10:58:02
rating 5.1
2014-05-19 03:30:32
rating 5
2014-05-18 17:41:49
rating 6

2013

2013-05-19 19:12:02
rating 4.5
2013-03-29 11:58:51
rating 4.2

2012

2012-12-29 10:07:20
rating 3.2
2012-12-26 00:26:27
rating 3.6
2012-12-24 18:45:47
rating 3.1
2012-12-23 15:19:25
rating 3.8
2012-12-22 17:17:07
rating 5.2
2012-12-20 01:02:59
rating 4.2
2012-08-20 19:13:17
rating 2.3
2012-08-16 11:50:47
rating 3.8
2012-08-16 01:40:55
rating 4.3
2012-08-20 19:13:17
12 votes, rating 2.3
To the tune of Wonderwall by Oasis
Here's another Fumbbl song for those of you who enjoy them.

'Blunderball'

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw a rock at you
By now you should've some POW,
Armour breaks and KO’s too
I don't believe that anybody
Rolls the skulls you do, you need some POW

Dead meat, you’re getting badly beat
And the bright stars in your team are out
I'm sure you thought that you might score
But you never really had a shout
I don't believe that anybody
Rolls the skulls you do, you need some POW

And all the matches that you start are binding
And in the fights that kill your stars you’re finding
There are many times that you
Would like to run away, ‘cos you can’t roll POW

But then maybe, you're over-priced apothecary
Will save them all, not in Blunderball

Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never pitch invade for you
By now you should've some POW,
Maybe scored a touchdown too
I don't believe that anybody
Rolls the skulls you do, you need some POW

And all the matches that you start are fright’ning
And even your blodge ogre died from lightning
There are many times that you
Would like to run away, ‘cos you can’t roll POW

But then maybe, your over-priced apothecary
Will save them all, not in Blunderball
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Comments
Posted by blader4411 on 2012-08-20 19:33:21
How many opponents timed you out while you were writing this? ;)
Posted by zakatan on 2012-12-26 11:48:25
your != you're
Posted by Calcium on 2012-12-26 16:00:28
/looks at old posts from this coach :)