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2012-12-20 01:02:59
9 votes, rating 4.2
9 votes, rating 4.2
What does Santa do on Christmas day?
He plays Bloodbowl of course!
Santa himself is a bit old and fat so is a bit slow for a human and he just wears jolly red pajamas with white fluff rather than shoulder pads and helmet. He is however the undisputed leader of the Christmas bloodbowl team and the fans love him!
Santa's reindeer don't want to miss out on the fun so he usually takes some of them with him! Although obviously they can't hold the ball they run and leap and butt their opponents with their antlers.
Santa's little helpers, the Christmas elves love their bloodbowl almost as much as making Christmas toys. Smaller than normal elves but tricky to catch, these little fellows can toss a football from one to another just like it's a Christmas parcel.
Santa's roster
0-1 Santa 5337 Leader, Fans Favourite 70K G (SAP on a double)
0-9 Reindeer 6337 Horns, No Hands, Sprint, Sure Feet, Very Long Legs, Leap 70K GA (S on a double)
0-16 Christmas Elves 6247, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dump Off 70K AP (GS on a double)
Santa himself is a bit old and fat so is a bit slow for a human and he just wears jolly red pajamas with white fluff rather than shoulder pads and helmet. He is however the undisputed leader of the Christmas bloodbowl team and the fans love him!
Santa's reindeer don't want to miss out on the fun so he usually takes some of them with him! Although obviously they can't hold the ball they run and leap and butt their opponents with their antlers.
Santa's little helpers, the Christmas elves love their bloodbowl almost as much as making Christmas toys. Smaller than normal elves but tricky to catch, these little fellows can toss a football from one to another just like it's a Christmas parcel.
Santa's roster
0-1 Santa 5337 Leader, Fans Favourite 70K G (SAP on a double)
0-9 Reindeer 6337 Horns, No Hands, Sprint, Sure Feet, Very Long Legs, Leap 70K GA (S on a double)
0-16 Christmas Elves 6247, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dump Off 70K AP (GS on a double)
Comments
Posted by Chainsaw on 2012-12-20 01:17:34
Reindeer should be 6427.
Posted by Endzone on 2012-12-20 01:22:57
Hi Chainsaw - i see your thinking but not sure I agree. I think Reindeer would be no worse than a human at dodging and I don't see them as big and strong as a Bull Centaur.
Posted by Synn on 2012-12-20 01:48:18
Did you know that they eat reindeer in Sweden?
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Posted by Endzone on 2012-12-20 01:55:45
I guess Santa will be trying to avoid Swedish teams then!
Posted by Daudy on 2012-12-20 02:53:18
They will be bossed around strength wise with no normal S access and no strength naturally above 3. Maybe make Santa a bit stronger?
Ogre Santa! :D
Ogre Santa! :D
Posted by latulike on 2012-12-20 03:22:01
I would add GRAB to Santa's to represent his unstoppable hug madness.
Fun team for the fluff, if you consider bringing it on a real pitch I'd consider Reindeer with S access instead of A with a 7427 stats. Max 0-4.
Fun team for the fluff, if you consider bringing it on a real pitch I'd consider Reindeer with S access instead of A with a 7427 stats. Max 0-4.
Posted by Severedunit on 2012-12-20 04:54:59
Reindeer 7428 and Santa should be immune to injury. He can be KO'd or injured but will ALWAYS come back for the next drive.
Posted by Kelkka on 2012-12-20 07:22:59
@Synn: Reindeer farming/herding (idk what's the correct word) is common in northern part of Scandinavia, so Norway, Sweden, Finland and parts of Russia too I believe. Very delicious meat!
Posted by sann0638 on 2012-12-20 12:28:07
Rudolph star player with Hypnotic Gaze?
Posted by the_Sage on 2012-12-20 12:29:23
Santa should get AV8 and thick skull. Blubber armor FTW!
Elves are too good and too expensive to be stunty linos imo.
Elves are too good and too expensive to be stunty linos imo.
Posted by Endzone on 2012-12-20 14:04:59
I was proposing this as a mainstream rather than stuntie roster team. As a mainstream team I think it would be challenging, almost like AV7 Slann so would probably need to be buffed a bit if it was wanted to be fully competative but I designed it purely on the fluff.
I am not a Stuntie League player but would guess the team would need some tweaking to make it suitable as a stuntie roster. The Elves look too good and the number of Reindeer would need to be more restricted. I guess Santa would be a 'Big Guy' in this team. What about:
Santa Claws 5528 Fan's Favourite, Claw, Throw Team-mate, Always Hungry, Blood Lust (i.e. Really Hungry!!) 140K S (GAP on a double)
And all the Reindeers and Christmas Elves get Thrall. (So now we are eating Reindeers!)
I am not a Stuntie League player but would guess the team would need some tweaking to make it suitable as a stuntie roster. The Elves look too good and the number of Reindeer would need to be more restricted. I guess Santa would be a 'Big Guy' in this team. What about:
Santa Claws 5528 Fan's Favourite, Claw, Throw Team-mate, Always Hungry, Blood Lust (i.e. Really Hungry!!) 140K S (GAP on a double)
And all the Reindeers and Christmas Elves get Thrall. (So now we are eating Reindeers!)