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Human
Record
61/11/14
Win Percentage
77%
Orc
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Orc
Record
113/30/7
Win Percentage
85%
Overall
[B]
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Overall
Record
812/201/156
Win Percentage
78%
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2019

2019-06-20 20:51:24
rating 2.9
2019-06-19 02:58:15
rating 4.6
2019-06-17 20:32:48
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2019-04-18 03:55:10
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2019-04-18 02:42:58
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2019-04-17 18:21:31
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2019-04-15 02:58:15
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2019-04-12 18:54:42
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2019-04-12 11:26:58
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2019-04-11 17:42:27
rating 5.5
2019-04-11 14:54:26
rating 5.2
2019-04-09 18:54:01
rating 4.7
2019-04-07 16:54:42
rating 5.8

2017

2017-12-29 16:51:35
rating 5.9
2017-12-29 11:15:29
rating 6
2017-12-28 18:17:02
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2017-12-25 11:33:47
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2017-12-20 11:29:02
rating 5.6

2016

2016-12-04 23:39:52
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2016-11-17 19:13:01
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2016-11-11 15:35:36
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2016-03-09 11:11:22
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2016-03-08 20:58:28
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2016-01-10 10:47:25
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2016-01-08 21:17:53
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2016-01-08 18:04:14
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2016-01-07 23:11:49
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2015

2015-07-18 11:18:33
rating 5.8
2015-05-31 23:49:45
rating 5.3
2015-05-22 00:12:58
rating 4.9
2015-05-20 15:36:41
rating 5.7

2014

2014-11-06 01:10:33
rating 4.8
2014-07-11 15:47:40
rating 5
2014-07-07 01:38:02
rating 4.5
2014-06-28 10:58:02
rating 5.1
2014-05-19 03:30:32
rating 5
2014-05-18 17:41:49
rating 6

2013

2013-05-19 19:12:02
rating 4.5
2013-03-29 11:58:51
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2012

2012-12-29 10:07:20
rating 3.2
2012-12-26 00:26:27
rating 3.6
2012-12-24 18:45:47
rating 3.1
2012-12-23 15:19:25
rating 3.8
2012-12-22 17:17:07
rating 5.2
2012-12-20 01:02:59
rating 4.2
2012-08-20 19:13:17
rating 2.3
2012-08-16 11:50:47
rating 3.8
2012-08-16 01:40:55
rating 4.3
2012-12-22 17:17:07
9 votes, rating 5.2
Rudolph the red nosed lineman
Rudolph the red nosed lineman
Always had a bleeding nose (like a leaky tap)
From when the beastman clawed him,
Piled on and mighty blowed. (gave him quite a slap)

All of the other players
Got to start in every game (and they loved to play)
Coach wouldn’t let poor Rudolph
Off the bench ‘cause he was lame. (just retire they’d say)

Then one snowy match-day morn’
The coach came to say
“Rudolph with your nose so red
Could you lie down and play dead?”

Soon all the fans adored him
And they stomped and cheered in glee (Stomp-cheer-stomp)
(Coming) out of nowhere in the endzone
He scored touchdown number three!
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Posted by MagicDave on 2012-12-22 18:18:02
Genius!!! Top marks