Rudolph the red nosed lineman
Always had a bleeding nose (like a leaky tap)
From when the beastman clawed him,
Piled on and mighty blowed. (gave him quite a slap)

All of the other players
Got to start in every game (and they loved to play)
Coach wouldn’t let poor Rudolph
Off the bench ‘cause he was lame. (just retire they’d say)

Then one snowy match-day morn’
The coach came to say
“Rudolph with your nose so red
Could you lie down and play dead?”

Soon all the fans adored him
And they stomped and cheered in glee (Stomp-cheer-stomp)
(Coming) out of nowhere in the endzone
He scored touchdown number three!