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Human
Legend
Human
Record
60/11/14
Win Percentage
77%
Orc
Legend
Orc
Record
113/30/7
Win Percentage
85%
Overall
[B]
Legend
Overall
Record
810/200/155
Win Percentage
78%
Archive

2019

2019-04-18 03:55:10
rating 3.6
2019-04-18 02:42:58
rating 2.3
2019-04-17 18:21:31
rating 3.6
2019-04-15 02:58:15
rating 3.6
2019-04-12 18:54:42
rating 3.3
2019-04-12 11:26:58
rating 4.9
2019-04-11 17:42:27
rating 5.5
2019-04-11 14:54:26
rating 5.2
2019-04-09 18:54:01
rating 4.7
2019-04-07 16:54:42
rating 5.8

2017

2017-12-29 16:51:35
rating 5.9
2017-12-29 11:15:29
rating 6
2017-12-28 18:17:02
rating 6
2017-12-25 11:33:47
rating 6
2017-12-20 11:29:02
rating 5.6

2016

2016-12-04 23:39:52
rating 5.6
2016-11-17 19:13:01
rating 5.6
2016-11-11 15:35:36
rating 4.9
2016-03-09 11:11:22
rating 5.2
2016-03-08 20:58:28
rating 5.2
2016-01-10 10:47:25
rating 4.9
2016-01-08 21:17:53
rating 4.5
2016-01-08 18:04:14
rating 4.8
2016-01-07 23:11:49
rating 4.7

2015

2015-07-18 11:18:33
rating 5.8
2015-05-31 23:49:45
rating 5.3
2015-05-22 00:12:58
rating 4.8
2015-05-20 15:36:41
rating 5.7

2014

2014-11-06 01:10:33
rating 4.8
2014-07-11 15:47:40
rating 5
2014-07-07 01:38:02
rating 4.5
2014-06-28 10:58:02
rating 5.1
2014-05-19 03:30:32
rating 5
2014-05-18 17:41:49
rating 6

2013

2013-05-19 19:12:02
rating 4.5
2013-03-29 11:58:51
rating 4.2

2012

2012-12-29 10:07:20
rating 3.2
2012-12-26 00:26:27
rating 3.6
2012-12-24 18:45:47
rating 3.1
2012-12-23 15:19:25
rating 3.8
2012-12-22 17:17:07
rating 5.2
2012-12-20 01:02:59
rating 4.2
2012-08-20 19:13:17
rating 2.3
2012-08-16 11:50:47
rating 3.8
2012-08-16 01:40:55
rating 4.3
2013-05-19 19:12:02
14 votes, rating 4.5
Holding Out For A Human
Where have all the humans gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the Fumbbl Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight to fight the mutant breed?
Late at night the claws are unsheathed
And I dream of what we need

[Chorus]

We need a human
I'm holding out for a human ‘til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be up for the fight
We need a human
I'm holding out for a human 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my screen
There's someone rolling a human team
Will they be the answer or just be more fresh meat?
It's gonna take a superman to have the mutants beat

[Chorus]

Straight from Nuffle in the heavens above
Out there a coach with a human team
I could swear there's a hero coming
Prophecy!

Though the sweltering heat and the rain
Armour covered in mud
I foresee his approach
And the fields of mutant blood

[Chorus]

We need a human. I'm holding out for a human 'til the end of the night
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Comments
Posted by Purplegoo on 2013-05-19 19:13:10
If only Bonnie had taken your writing, eh?
Posted by blader4411 on 2013-05-19 19:22:23
Human coaches are people with standards, and people with standards don't play versus coaches who routinely take more than 4 minutes per turn?
Posted by Nelphine on 2013-05-19 19:46:37
humies are pansies. no one should ever play them.

that being said, the human league fluff is amazing, as is the fluff for quite a few other human teams, so i have only the greatest respect for human coaches. If only all that fluff was on a real team, like lizards.
Posted by huff on 2013-05-19 20:02:41
Get in the studio and lay this down son!
Posted by keggiemckill on 2013-05-20 01:03:09
Mayne you gots yo mode on!
Posted by koadah on 2013-05-20 01:16:30
Lizards? Oh come on!

The Prem season is almost over and not a single Lizard team has completed a Prem Sprint.
http://www.cmanu.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bb/stats/sprint.html?sprintId=76&raceId=10

Humans got em licked!
http://www.cmanu.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bb/stats/sprint.html?sprintId=78