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Win Percentage
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2019

2019-06-20 20:51:24
rating 2.9
2019-06-19 02:58:15
rating 4.6
2019-06-17 20:32:48
rating 4.1
2019-04-18 03:55:10
rating 3.9
2019-04-18 02:42:58
rating 2.9
2019-04-17 18:21:31
rating 3.6
2019-04-15 02:58:15
rating 3.6
2019-04-12 18:54:42
rating 3.3
2019-04-12 11:26:58
rating 4.9
2019-04-11 17:42:27
rating 5.5
2019-04-11 14:54:26
rating 5.2
2019-04-09 18:54:01
rating 4.7
2019-04-07 16:54:42
rating 5.8

2017

2017-12-29 16:51:35
rating 5.9
2017-12-29 11:15:29
rating 6
2017-12-28 18:17:02
rating 6
2017-12-25 11:33:47
rating 6
2017-12-20 11:29:02
rating 5.6

2016

2016-12-04 23:39:52
rating 5.6
2016-11-17 19:13:01
rating 5.6
2016-11-11 15:35:36
rating 4.9
2016-03-09 11:11:22
rating 5.2
2016-03-08 20:58:28
rating 5.2
2016-01-10 10:47:25
rating 4.9
2016-01-08 21:17:53
rating 4.5
2016-01-08 18:04:14
rating 4.8
2016-01-07 23:11:49
rating 4.7

2015

2015-07-18 11:18:33
rating 5.8
2015-05-31 23:49:45
rating 5.3
2015-05-22 00:12:58
rating 4.9
2015-05-20 15:36:41
rating 5.7

2014

2014-11-06 01:10:33
rating 4.8
2014-07-11 15:47:40
rating 5
2014-07-07 01:38:02
rating 4.5
2014-06-28 10:58:02
rating 5.1
2014-05-19 03:30:32
rating 5
2014-05-18 17:41:49
rating 6

2013

2013-05-19 19:12:02
rating 4.5
2013-03-29 11:58:51
rating 4.2

2012

2012-12-29 10:07:20
rating 3.2
2012-12-26 00:26:27
rating 3.6
2012-12-24 18:45:47
rating 3.1
2012-12-23 15:19:25
rating 3.8
2012-12-22 17:17:07
rating 5.2
2012-12-20 01:02:59
rating 4.2
2012-08-20 19:13:17
rating 2.3
2012-08-16 11:50:47
rating 3.8
2012-08-16 01:40:55
rating 4.3
2014-05-19 03:30:32
27 votes, rating 5
Hallelujah

I've heard there was a dwarven team
That Rabey played, and he lived the dream
But you don't really care for fluff now, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The leapers fall, the majors drift
The baffled coaches wonder Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

His faith was strong but you needed proof
You played his team that was a spoof
The beauty of the concept overthrew you
His insight left your coaching bare
He built in a way you would not dare
And his Monsters dodged and passed so Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

You did your best, it wasn't much
You played to win but were out of touch
When Rabe plays dwarves he does much more than block you
And even though you won the game
It somehow doesn't feel the same
Now you have seen the light, oh Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah
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Comments
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-05-19 03:53:12
Excellent stuff.

A 6 from me!
Posted by pythrr on 2014-05-19 04:05:35
Nice!

The only thing that beats some Cohen is Cohen singing about Dorfs!
Posted by Badoek on 2014-05-19 07:37:53
Lovely
Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2014-05-19 09:01:09
haha nice
Posted by Chainsaw on 2014-05-19 11:52:48
As an upstanding member of the Agility Monsters hate group, I am obligated to rate this a 1.
Posted by Atari on 2014-05-19 12:38:02
haha, fantastic
Posted by Jeffro on 2014-05-20 02:16:06
Wow. Chainsaw is a POS. I rate this a 6.
Posted by Rabe on 2014-05-20 13:00:17
lol, it needed a PM to make me aware of this... while I at least take a quick look at almost all blog entries!

I'm in awe. Thanks! :-)