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Win Percentage
77%
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Record
113/30/7
Win Percentage
85%
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2019

2019-06-20 20:51:24
rating 2.9
2019-06-19 02:58:15
rating 4.6
2019-06-17 20:32:48
rating 4.1
2019-04-18 03:55:10
rating 3.9
2019-04-18 02:42:58
rating 2.9
2019-04-17 18:21:31
rating 3.6
2019-04-15 02:58:15
rating 3.6
2019-04-12 18:54:42
rating 3.3
2019-04-12 11:26:58
rating 4.9
2019-04-11 17:42:27
rating 5.5
2019-04-11 14:54:26
rating 5.2
2019-04-09 18:54:01
rating 4.7
2019-04-07 16:54:42
rating 5.8

2017

2017-12-29 16:51:35
rating 5.9
2017-12-29 11:15:29
rating 6
2017-12-28 18:17:02
rating 6
2017-12-25 11:33:47
rating 6
2017-12-20 11:29:02
rating 5.6

2016

2016-12-04 23:39:52
rating 5.6
2016-11-17 19:13:01
rating 5.6
2016-11-11 15:35:36
rating 4.9
2016-03-09 11:11:22
rating 5.2
2016-03-08 20:58:28
rating 5.2
2016-01-10 10:47:25
rating 4.9
2016-01-08 21:17:53
rating 4.5
2016-01-08 18:04:14
rating 4.8
2016-01-07 23:11:49
rating 4.7

2015

2015-07-18 11:18:33
rating 5.8
2015-05-31 23:49:45
rating 5.3
2015-05-22 00:12:58
rating 4.9
2015-05-20 15:36:41
rating 5.7

2014

2014-11-06 01:10:33
rating 4.8
2014-07-11 15:47:40
rating 5
2014-07-07 01:38:02
rating 4.5
2014-06-28 10:58:02
rating 5.1
2014-05-19 03:30:32
rating 5
2014-05-18 17:41:49
rating 6

2013

2013-05-19 19:12:02
rating 4.5
2013-03-29 11:58:51
rating 4.2

2012

2012-12-29 10:07:20
rating 3.2
2012-12-26 00:26:27
rating 3.6
2012-12-24 18:45:47
rating 3.1
2012-12-23 15:19:25
rating 3.8
2012-12-22 17:17:07
rating 5.2
2012-12-20 01:02:59
rating 4.2
2012-08-20 19:13:17
rating 2.3
2012-08-16 11:50:47
rating 3.8
2012-08-16 01:40:55
rating 4.3
2016-11-17 19:13:01
12 votes, rating 5.6
Seven Drunken Nights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CWIIoSf4nw

When I Fumbbled on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I played against a chaos team, whose build was not friendly
Well, I made a poll and asked you all: "Will you kindly tell to me
Is it fair to make a chaos team whose build is not friendly?"
(and you voted)

"It's pie, it's pie you silly old fool!
Still you can not see, the answer to claw is pie, just like it's always been!"
Well, it's many a day I've Fumbbled a couple of hours or more
But why's a pie's the answer, that baffled me for sure!

And as I Fummbled on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I got diced against a noobie coach, who went on to lecture me
Well, I made a poll and asked you all: "Will you kindly tell to me
Are the dice rolls random here, or is it all faulty?"

"It's pie, it's pie you silly old fool!
Still you can not see, the answer to luck is pie, just like it's always been!"
Well, it's many a day I've Fumbbled a couple of hours or more
But why's a pie's the answer, that baffled me some more!

And as I Fumbbled on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I played against some lowbie zons, yet they were all blodgey
Well, I made a poll and asked you all: "Will you kindly tell to me
Is it fair to field lowbie zons when they are all blodgey?"

"It's pie, it's pie you silly old fool!
Still you can not see, the answer to blodge is pie, just like it's alway been!"
Well, it's many a day I've Fumbbled a couple of hours or more
But why's a pie's the answer, I am not really sure!

And as I logged on, on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I specced a game between two guys and watched Nuffle interceed,
Well, I made a poll and asked you all: "Will you kindly tell to me
Is it worth playing this crazy game when Nuffle interceeds?"

"It's pie, it's pie you silly old fool!
Still you can not see, the answer to Nuffle is pie, just like it's alway been!"
Well, it's many a day I've Fumbbled a couple of hours or more
But why's a pie's the answer, that baffled me for sure!

And as I logged on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
I wrote a blog - a drunken rant and slurred all my typing
Then, I made a poll and asked you all: "Will shou kindshly tell shto me
Ish you ash drunk ash I am when shou ish playing?"

"It's pie, it's pie you silly old fool!
Still you can not see, the answer to drink is pie, just like it's alway been!"
Well, it's many a day I've Fumbbled a couple of hours or more
But why's a pie's the answer, that baffled me some more!

And as I Fummbled on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be
I lost against a legend coach who had clearly picked me
Well, I made a poll and asked you all: "Will you kindly tell to me
Is it right to be a legend coach, who's always there picking?"

"It's pie, it's pie you silly old fool!
Still you can not see, the answer to picking is pie, just like it's alway been!"
Well, it's many a day I've Fumbbled a couple of hours or more
But why's a pie's the answer, I am not really sure!

As I Fummbled on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be
I was fouled by a leaping minotaur when it was turn sixteen!
Well, I made a poll and asked you all: "Will you kindly tell to me
Who fouls with a leaping minotaur when it was turn sixteen?"

"It's pie, it's pie you silly old fool!
Still you can not see, the answer to turn sixteen fouls is pie, just like it's alway been!"
Well, it's many a day I've Fumbbled a couple of hours or more
But why's a pie's the answer, that baffled me for sure!
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Comments
Posted by Rbthma on 2016-11-17 20:44:57
You just made me waste about 1/2 hour watching videos... now I need a beer!
Posted by mister__joshua on 2016-11-17 21:33:23
Rated 6 just for the Dubliners!
Posted by garyt1 on 2016-11-17 22:04:09
Pie