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Human
Record
61/11/14
Win Percentage
77%
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Legend
Orc
Record
113/30/7
Win Percentage
85%
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Overall
Record
812/201/156
Win Percentage
78%
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2019-04-07 16:54:42
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2016-12-04 23:39:52
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2014

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2016-12-04 23:39:52
10 votes, rating 5.6
12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
A pitch clear against my elf team!

On the second day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!

On the third day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
3 triple skulls
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!

On the fourth day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
4 sending offs
3 triple skulls
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!

On the fifth day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
5 MURDERED FLINGS!
4 sending offs
3 triple skulls
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!

On the sixth day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
6 fumbled pick ups
5 MURDERED FLINGS!
4 sending offs
3 triple skulls
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!

On the seventh day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
7 wayward passes
6 fumbled pick ups
5 MURDERED FLINGS!
4 sending offs
3 triple skulls
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!

On the eighth day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
8 put down catches
7 wayward passes
6 fumbled pick ups
5 MURDERED FLINGS!
4 sending offs
3 triple skulls
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!

On the ninth day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
9 failed dodges
8 put down catches
7 wayward passes
6 fumbled pick ups
5 MURDERED FLINGS!
4 sending offs
3 triple skulls
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!

On the tenth day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
10 treemen rooted
9 failed dodges
8 put down catches
7 wayward passes
6 fumbled pick ups
5 MURDERED FLINGS!
4 sending offs
3 triple skulls
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
11 players injured
10 treemen rooted
9 failed dodges
8 put down catches
7 wayward passes
6 fumbled pick ups
5 MURDERED FLINGS!
4 sending offs
3 triple skulls
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Nuffle sent to me:
12 rerolls wasted
11 players injured
10 treemen rooted
9 failed dodges
8 put down catches
7 wayward passes
6 fumbled pick ups
5 MURDERED FLINGS!
4 sending offs
3 triple skulls
2 double snakes
and a pitch clear against my elf team!
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Comments
Posted by PainState on 2016-12-04 23:54:04
Yep, this covers basically how a High TV Elf teams losses it match and gets cleared off the pitch.
Posted by Lorebass on 2016-12-05 00:07:09
Sounds a bit bloaty, 12 re-rolls? I mean SURE they could be dodges but you already have those.
Posted by Jeffro on 2016-12-05 01:25:57
Lovely. Will be right up there with Bob and Doug Mackenzie's 12 Days of Christmas... https://youtu.be/1DTwLqR071M
Posted by Cavetroll on 2016-12-05 05:18:48
Well done, sir. Way to get into the Christmas spirit.
Posted by Kaiowas on 2016-12-06 10:17:05
Now I have a smile on my face before midday. Good job sir
Posted by JellyBelly on 2016-12-06 12:52:54
Nice one! (this is what Jeffro did to my High Elves last night, btw. He must have read your blog) ;)